Sissy McDeathDeath

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“Damn, Sissy McDeathDeath is mad brolic.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Sissy McDeathDeath

“Beat up the Jews for me? KayThanxBai.”

~ Jesus on Sissy McDeathDeath

Sissy McDeathDeath was born in february of the year 1991. At age 3 she started to fight in the World Wrestling Foundation, and went on to win the 1994 world championship.

Then she laid dormant until 2004 when she got drafted in the 2nd round of the 2004 religious war draft by her father, Satan himself to aid him in fighting wars. Sissy signed a 2-year 52 million dollar contract. There she won a war by playing a Bass Saxophone, a giant version of the Baritone Saxophone which is a deadly murder weapon. She mutalated Al Sharpton for banning the word Nigga in the whole universe. She put Sharpton in a coma for 3 years by pushing him in front of the N train in New York City.

Later on in about September 2006, she switched to fighting for the Papacy after being drafted first in the 1st round of the 2006 religious war draft and signing an 252 million dollar 10-year contract with the papacy. A couple of days later she joined the Over 9000 club with a new power level of 10,000. She fought many wars for the Papacy including The Crusades in the Lower East Side. She fights with the Papacy very frequently because she is needed by them as much as the New York Mets suck. Speaking of the mets, Sissy already put all of them in a wheelchair, put them in the subway and let the train hit them.

[edit] Killing Percentage

During the 2004 fighting season with Satan, Sissy had a 99.9% killing on sight with one hit ratio. She also hit 51 enemies of Satan and killed them. while indirectly putting 105 of them in wheelchairs, in comas or paralyzing them.... Permanently.

During the 2005 season Sissy used a Bass Saxophone on over 98% of Satan's enemies. Killing 53 enemies and hospitalizing 112 others.

In 2006 Bass Saxophones became Illegalized and so was the Baritone saxophone. But Sissy took a new approach and used the Unused Soprano Saxophone as a murder weapon. She happened to be a little less successful with murders with only 36 but had 121 hospitalizations which was a statistical rise.

In the 2007 killing season Sissy used her new weapon and had 54 murders and 156 hospitalizations. Thus having a very successful killing season.