Sky

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The sky is a holographic projection onto a really big piece of tarp ordered and conceived by the "really madhouse convention of hip dudes" of 1506, held in Lord Funkleburys castle of rock (and polycarbonate fibres).

They really totally grooved out that it would be rad to trip out the world with a major groovy light show of terrific awesomeness.

However, their plan fell through when it was revealed that someone had to concentrate for more than 15 minutes on planning the infrastructure of such a mammoth contraption, which was not rad. the planning council was then handed over to the Lake Titikaka mermen, who ate the council and then settled on the simple blue mosaic that we see today. their main inspiration coming from the totally rad "inspiration" powder that fell out of the councilman's pocket and clouded their ecosystem.

[edit] Maintenance

The maintenance of this gargantuan tarpaulin has fallen on the shoulders of Mac and Stevie, Mac being the omnipotent incarnation of all the worlds uneaten microwave meals, and Stevie being the ever present Avatar of Profanity, and their swear-powered rocket boat can be seen wafting about the C.L.O.U.D's spraying liquid goodness on the sky, until some bastard drives a freaking rocket through it, causing even more blasting swearing from Stevie.

In the end, it was decided that the monstrous workload could be drastically reduced if only half the world was covered at any one time by the Sky. Unfortunately, this left half the world with nothing to look up at the bare projector lights and the big, silvery round bulk of Mac and Stevie's apartment building, also home to the 67 forgotten disciples and the man in the moon.

This sky "pie" rotates by balancing on the poles, two huge poles that stick up out of the top and bottom bits of the world, at the north and south, or, if your head sticks out of your bum, the south and north.

Yvan eht nioj!(Read backwards!)

[edit] Future plans

Due to the tedious and inspirational nature of the task, those in charge of maintanence have devised several new, long term schemes for the improvement on the sky. By 2017, the controversial "Sky 2" or iSky will be released, complete with apple support and no more of the disappointing glitches that plauged the previous version. For example the "SkySheep" graphics interface has been reconfigured to prevent the running together of the images, forming the "Ciasticly Languid Overly Unappealing Dung" or C.L.O.U.D

[edit] Divine Meddling

Actually, meddling with the divine. Before the "Great big reconciliation" of 78, God was quite annoyed at the sky, as it was hanging over his property against council charter, and he made several appeals to a higher power, but, Ironically, there was none. He may have simply been peeved at Buddha, who invested heavily in the Sky and keeps showing off his new Mercedes in front of him.

[edit] Waste disposal and Pollution

The sky has very little waste, being watched closely by reformed arch-demon All-Gore. most notably are the huge, intelligent masses of Mac's black, fluffy underarm hair that rains sweaty liquid down upon the Earth, where it is consumed by the unsuspecting public, who have all but forgotten their one true liquid need, ginger beer.

For this reason the "Society for the Obliteration of the Sky", have launched into full scale war, shooting masses of the holy detergent "Christs Own" or more notably Co2, the newer version, into the sky. Only when they have stopped the evil "atmosphere" (derived from "atmo" like "elmo", an ancient word for ultimate evil) will they ever truly be happy. Also, they are allergic to the sky, a big reason for their hatred.

[edit] Pre-Sky times

Before the installation of this truly amazing construction, the inhabitants of earth had to make do with the truly unnapealing "skoo", this ridiculously uncool phenomenon was a strong shade of boringe, an extremely boring colour, only found in the skoo, thankfully now non-existent.

Unfortunately, with the skoo went all the fantastic creatures tthi it, the graceful moog, the huge and poetic smiggle, and the dodo, its super-advanced flight abilities worthless in the new, harsh sky, it was eaten by the terrible ground-dwelling birds (See bird), who's silly shape made them unsuitable for life up in the skoo.

Fortunately, the greatest of these airborne beauties, the whale, has found new life in the huge pools of Macs salty sweat, where they sing and frolic all day long while running away from japanese whalers, a secretive sect of the planning council dedicated to wiping outwhat remains of the skoo.