Slappy's Angels: 10 Seconds to Armageddon

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Taglines:	Judas Mark II The Trojan Squirrel When good angels go bad
Writers	Skippy Squirrel
Starring	Slappy Squirrel - Herself Lola Bunny - Herself Skippy Squirrel - Himself Minerva Mink - Herself John Goodman - Andy Jessica Rabbit - Herself Mickey Mouse - The Dark Overlord Goofy - Security Captain Admiral Donald Duck - Popeye Daffy Duck - The President Your Mom - Nurse Pussy Paris Hilton - Herself
Producers	Oscar Wilde, Skippy Squirrel
Director	Skippy Squirrel
Runtime	One Hundred and Twenty (120) minutes
Language	English
Distributed by	Fox Bros. Network
IMDb rating

Slappy's Angels: 10 Seconds to Armageddon is a 2015 straight-to-video film combining elements of the Slappy's Angels series of films and the TV series that spun off from it. The film contained the original cast, and was written as the last nail in the coffin for the TV series.

[edit] Plot

WARNING! Exceedingly long plot follows. Please take measures to avoid your eyes burning out. Thank you.

The film opens with the A.N.G.E.L.S. minus Slappy Squirrel returning from a mission, with all others, particularly Andy, looking miserable and hideously depressed, like Jay Leno after his tax dodge was uncovered.

The story then cuts to flashbacks, telling of events prior to this moment. Since the TV series, it appears that the A.N.G.E.L.S. are still a humanitarian organisation, but have begun making a good set of cash out of it by placing bets on their own adventures in secret. It is also shown that Slappy and Andy have been getting close in recent years, taking their sexual fetishes to new levels.

However, on a recent mission to Disneyland, Slappy is trapped inside Liberty Square, and as soldiers of the M.M.C. (Moral Marxist Corps, under the pseudonym of Mickey Mouse Club) storm the palace, the rest of the A.N.G.E.L.S. are forced to withdraw.

Switching back to the modern day, Skippy Squirrel and Andy search desperately for Slappy, but find only her bowler hat, her strap-on penis and a government document declaring her deceased. Distraught, Andy tries to shoot himself, but the gun misfires and accidentally kills Paris Hilton, and the A.N.G.E.L.S. receive a $4,000 reward for ridding America of evil.

Minerva Mink and Lola Bunny waste no time in recruiting Jessica Rabbit into the A.N.G.E.L.S. partly to help lead a guerrilla attack on Disneyland, but mostly so as not to ruin their chances of a decent three-way.

Arriving in Disneyland, the group split up to sabotage different areas of the country. Skippy attacks Main Street, Lola seduces and rapes Admiral Donald Duck, Minerva distracts Goofy and steals all his money, while Jessica keeps Mickey Mouse occupied with long, boring discussions about how Roger Rabbit doesn't get paid enough, hoping to bore the dictator to death.

Meanwhile, Andy moves into the laboratory, where to his horror, he finds Slappy weary from being tested for drugs. Escaping, Slappy is brought back to A.N.G.E.L.S. HQ in L.A. where Lola tries her hypnosis to try and get Slappy to talk. As it turns out, Slappy has been operated on, and a chip inserted in her head to control her as a robot and kill Saddam Hussein by using her over-the-top comic violence to kill the dictator.

As Minerva and Lola set to work creating a device that can safely de-activate the chip without harming their friend, Skippy and Jessica begin to ponder the matter over a bit of fellatio. Why Disneyland would want to kill Hussein is unclear, as both are decent allies, but Skippy suspects that something is wrong.

After another series of hypnosis, it turns out that Slappy's surgery was part of a test by Disneyland to kill the leader of whatever country she is deposited in. Upon saying that, the chip is reactivated, and after beating the A.N.G.E.L.S. shitless, heads off to Washington DC to kill the president, Daffy Duck.

Arriving in Washington, Slappy is restrained by the A.N.G.E.L.S. before she can shove dynamite up Daffy's ass, and the chip is deactivated. Unfortunately, Mickey Mouse and the M.M.C. also happen to be present, and are about to shoot Slappy with a bazooka when Andy runs in front of her, taking the blow and saving her life. As the FBI, CIA and PBS shoot Mickey dead and kill the M.M.C. in a shower of bombs, Slappy tearfully embraces Andy in her arms as the Ambulance heads towards them.

Slappy visits her British buddy in hospital.

Several days later, Andy is recovering in hospital, funded by the A.N.G.E.L.S. and the $4,000 they were given for killing Paris Hilton. Jessica has since left the team, thinking that the action is too much for her, and Slappy has rejoined the team. Skippy decides that what the team needs is a good long vacation, and so declares that once Andy is fit, that they go to Spain and relax. Once all others have left the room, Slappy and Andy declare their love for one another, and begin making out on the hospital bed.

[edit] Cast

• Slappy Squirrel - Herself
• Lola Bunny - Herself
• Minerva Mink - Herself
• Skippy Squirrel - Himself
• John Goodman - Andy
• Jessica Rabbit - Herself
• Mickey Mouse - The Dark Overlord
• Goofy - Security Captain
• Admiral Donald Duck - Popeye
• Daffy Duck - The President
• Your Mom - Nurse Pussy
• Paris Hilton - Herself

[edit] Trivia

• Disneyland appeared as itself in the film as a tax dodge.

• The villains from the TV series did not appear as they'd all died by accidentally stabbing themselves in the stomach while shaving.

• Trivia sections are just a figment of the imagination.

• There was no relevance to 10 seconds other than in the title.

• This is the only time in the Slappy's Angels franchise that anything has gone straight-to-video.

• Your Mom has bigger tits than you think.

• This is the only "film" in the series not to feature Monkey Ninjas, due to budget constraints.

• Once again, the Scary Movie bastards decided to pick on the Angels, and spoofed this film at the end of Date Movie, which is impossible because Date Movie came out 9 years earlier, but who gives a toss?

• Daffy Duck had previously appeared in the first Slappy's Angels movie but never came back for any of the theatrical sequels due to friction with Minerva Mink over their former relationship.

[edit] See Also

• Animaniacs
• Looney Tunes
• Slappy Squirrel
• Skippy Squirrel