Slut Brigade
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The Slut Brigade is a crime fighting force with the sole aim to better society through the secret assassinations of sluts.
[edit] History
The Slut Brigade was started in 2002 as a division of the CIA by the honorable George Bush Jnr to prevent the release of Paris Hilton's sex tape. Sadly, due to P2P networks the release was continued and struck the world with horror thus pushing Paris Hilton's slut-o-meter up to 110%. This set back didn't stop the Slut Brigade though. The US government purchased the rights to the Paris Hilton Sex Tape and published on the CIA web and intranet server. For a small fee of $5.00 employees of the CIA and general public had unlimited access to Paris Hilton's now mass produced merchandise. Because of this the net worth of the CIA division quickly exceeded that of the CIA and FBI combined.
George Bush then raided the Slut Brigades funds to support a secret mission to Iraq to assassinate Sadam Husseins many 'slutish' concubines. This covert missions was a sure success and with the prize heads of the sluts worn on as a mask over employees heads many Iraqi terrorists were lured into the CIA's HQ. With this new secret weapon the CIA and Slut Brigades Most Wanted List near vanished.
[edit] Today
Although the Slut Brigade is still active its missions are now kept completely secret from the general public. The main reason for this is rumored to be because of planned assassinations on famous people such as Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpsons and ironically Oprah Winfrey.
