Smack

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“It's like...I'm not really here...I'm just like, a flicker of light in...in time, man. Who turned off Lou Reed, Man?”

~ Oscar Wilde on smack

A subcategory of the heroin-like opiate heroin, Smack is one of the many "designer" drugs currently popular amongst the farming and naval communities of northern Europe. A purification of standard medical Heroin (HR2O4), Urban legend suggests that Smack was both discovered and named by accident in a Glasgow squat around 1974. The story exists in many forms, but in each version the following central details remain constant:

Returning from an unsuccessful attempt to "score", two junkies discovered that the baby they had left to guard their remaining "hit" had mixed the "opiate" in with its own milk and bits of broken-up "cookie", leaving it on top of a radiator to harden into a sort of rudimentary "fudge". Unbeknownst to the hapless wastrels at the time, the milk-based alkaloids had successfully "washed" the heroin into its pure-strain form.

In the ensuing panic, half of the fudge mixture was taken intravenously and the infant was beaten to death. Hence the name. "Smack".

[edit] Other Street Names for Smack

Smack, as found at your local grocer.

"Brown"
"Horse"
"Brown Horse"
"Sleepy Kev"
"Skag"
"Scratch"
"Itching powder"
"Salt"
"Doherty Blood"
"Mister Bojangles"
"Wicked Fresh Mastablasta The Fun Trumpet"
"Jesop Jesop Jesop"

smack is like a fire in your pants in your head um i don't know I don't wanna quit well this is the last time i swear you just don't understand what it feels like man sha na na man HEROIN be the death of me. Darth Vader used smack to heal the true wounds he received by a do good asshole who goes by the name oobi wan genobli the scars i am of course talking about are the emotional ones and whoa mommy does smack make those scars go away . If you take smack please do so while driving it is so much fun just ask the demons who come around when you stop doin it . you might be a smack head if you s%$# d$@* for it or if you tend to dream about it or if you find yourself going ass to ass with a strange girl in front of swarthy foreign business men . You might also be a smack head if you watch smack down just to get that feeling one more time please oh god it fucking burns so bad i just want to rip my mo$#@fucking eyes out . If you are thinking of trying smack remember one in the ass is worth two you just got our money stolen oh man just a taste to get me by i swear tomorrow I'll enter rehab ligit this time pinky swear no takie backsies .The pope was once a prolific smack dealer but got all straifght edge after he got pinched the little rat bastard named names Ill never forgive him Smack is not a game like its cousin crack which is way more fun but geared toward more afluent minority type mind slaves