Mini
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
“I bought a Mini Cooper for $1200 bucks. Let's Motor, right?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mini
“Super duper Mini Cooper”
~ Mr Bean
The Mini is a small car created in 247BC. Mainly driven by Hobbits, Dwarves, Ali Bhatti and other Small people, as well as the very tall. Seen by many as a death trap, some even believed it to be a government or Kitten conspiracy to wipe out the Hobbits, Dwarves and other humans. This was because of its structural integrity, being made entirely of tinfoil and used nappies. Capable of huge speeds of around 50-mph the Mini came in several versions, shapes, sizes and colours and soon became a symbol of the 'smaller people'.
As mentioned above, Minis are potential death traps as orchestrated by the Kittens, however they are small enough to fit in your pocket. They only need a couple of drops of water to expand to their normal size of 7 inches.
Mini drivers can be spotted easily, many are either young 'yooves' or chavs with slammed and pimped versions of the Mini car, or older Hobbits and Dwarves with original looking Minis, these types of people usually have beards, smoke pipes or crack and go to club meets at near by pubs where they discuss their Minis at great length over a Guinness and a joint of cannabis.
In 2000 the Mini was violently attacked in a war with the BMW corporation, BMW used their own weapons of mass destruction in the Mini clones which vastly overpowered the small, original Minis, eating alive, evolving into the new Mini, the Minis end evolution.
Behold a picture, of the mighty Mini:
. <--- that is it.
