Smart

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“We ish vely smat!”

~ Americans on smart

A property most often possessed by nerds, the first signs of which is the prolonged playing of Dungeons and Dragons.

1 History
2 The Disease
3 The Myths
4 Are you smart?
5 thangs that are not smart
6 See Also

[edit] History

Those who have been called smart over the ages, are actually intelligent but not suffering from ignorance. They know it all, and scored high on IQ tests, and are members of Mensa. They are not Stupid but rather smarter than that. In fact they could be Geniuses or astrologers. Never get into a battle of wits with one of these smart people, especially if you are only half armed.

[edit] The Disease

Smart (smartnessitis) is really a disease, which is proven to kill lives by arrogance which leads to gangbangs and murder. Those suffering from smart (or smartnessitis) should directly drink three barrels of pure alcohol. Those who do not, should drink four barrels of pure alcohol.

[edit] The Myths

Smart people do not read minds, and only pay wholesale prices. They do not shop at Walmart and they do not eat at McDonald's. It is fiction to say otherwise. They are definitely ~~not~~ Atheists but mostly areMuslim.To say otherwise is pure foolishness and punishable by Mr. T by having him ~~pity~~ fiction you.

[edit] Are you smart?

Obviously if you read this article and laughed, you are not smart. If not, you are not stupid. Apparently only smart people have a good sense of humour, and stupid people cannot take a joke. The more stupid a person is, the fewer jokes they can take. The smarter a person is, the more jokes they can take and understand. A majority of the stupid people on the IWETHEY forum disagree with this and will not get the joke, except for the smart ones there, they got it. This theory was first proposed by Oscar Wilde after reading the theory of change that changed his life.

if your name is kt roy you are the most dumest" and ignorant person in the world. hands down.