Smart Indians

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As you can see, the Indian looks smarter and is smarter than the American in this picture.

Smart Indians are inhabitants of the Indian Subcontinent whom are considered smart by international standards. Outernational standards make them look like Bill Gates. In short, they kick ass. Smart Indians can be found almost anywhere, but generally hide, avoiding attention drawn at themselves. They are often found in the USA and in the Middle East. However, they cannot be found in Scotland. They are also never found doing bad things mainly because they cannot be seen when they chose not to be seen. They always do good things or so you may think. Most people love smart Indians the rest of them feel they are a threat to human society as a whole, these people are hata's.

[edit] Notable Characteristics

Authors Note: These are not stereotypes. Smart Indians Always wear glasses. They also often receive high marks or marks above standards in schools including A and the unheard of A+. They usually occupy American International schools, but never British schools. They do not write with pens. They always write with pencil or quill. They wear sweaters. When it is hot, they may wear aviators. When it is cold, they do not shiver.