Smell

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Yes, you guessed it, it's a nose.

“His taste is exquisite, but he smells awful”

~ Oscar Wilde on George Bernard Shaw

The sense of smell is one of the 5 natural human senses. It is probably the most useless (besides taste). Stink is a better word for it. All it does is catches particles that have defused into a gas or solid or something. Smell can also be the biggest pain-in-the-ass; If you tread in some dog crap or put your hand in cat crap by accident (or, indeed, on purpose), your nose will tell you about it all the way to the bathroom. Some people (mainly sewage workers) have found this incredibly annoying and have sought to have their nose removed and have skin from their anus grafted over the gap (see image). In addition, your feet stink.

"My mate's got no nose." ... "How does he smell?" ... "Terrible." Bang (Writer of caption has been shot for the good of Uncyclopedia)

The only real use for noses is to tell you what something smells like, (and to make your face look a little less scary). It can also be used for smelling for gas, but by the time you smell it, you're probably going to pass out and die from it.

People with a poor sense of vision make more use of their noses by balancing spectacles on them.

Smell does help you taste food. So without smell you wouldn't be able to taste; Cabbage, broccoli, Sprouts and Sweede. Which undoubtedly proves we would be better off without it.