Smug
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“The person who left this rather pointless quote without actually bothering to add anything decent to this article is probably feeling rather smug with himself about now”
Smug is a kind of air pollution; Classic smug results from large amounts of ego burning in an area and is caused by a mixture of fame and superiority-complex - the city with the highest level of smug is reputed to be San Francisco.
[edit] Health Effects
Exposure to smug often results in people developing abnormally swollen egos that make them emit the toxic gas - smug is considered contagious as prolonged exposure to those who have spent time in smug affected zones has resulted in similar health problems in others.
People who drive hybrid-cars are also said to be at high risk of developing severe health problems related to smug.
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Smug is a kind of air pollution; Classic smug results from large amounts of ego burning in an area |


