Smug

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You can bet your arse both of these bastards drive hybrid-cars
You can bet your arse both of these bastards drive hybrid-cars

The person who left this rather pointless quote without actually bothering to add anything decent to this article is probably feeling rather smug with himself about now

~ Oscar Wilde

Smug is a kind of air pollution; Classic smug results from large amounts of ego burning in an area and is caused by a mixture of fame and superiority-complex - the city with the highest level of smug is reputed to be San Francisco.

[edit] Health Effects

Exposure to smug often results in people developing abnormally swollen egos that make them emit the toxic gas - smug is considered contagious as prolonged exposure to those who have spent time in smug affected zones has resulted in similar health problems in others.

People who drive hybrid-cars are also said to be at high risk of developing severe health problems related to smug.

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Smug is a kind of air pollution; Classic smug results from large amounts of ego burning in an area

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