Snake
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Snake (sah-nah-keh) is an element discovered in 1869 by Konami Hideato while she was working in her garden.
Today Snake is an important element both in the war industry and in biochemistry. Snake is vital for the function of reptilian cells as well as for the construction of nuclear armed walking battle tanks.
“Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE”
~ Female Snake Mating Call
Name: Snake
Symbol: Sn
Group: Metal, Carbon group
Atomic number: 50
Boiling Point: 2
Freezing Point: 3
Pleasure point: Priceless
Atomic weight: 118.69
Density @ 293 K: 7.30 g/cm3
Atomic volume: 16.3 cm3/mol
Height: 0m
- with Wings: 5 m
- with Waterwings: 1.5cm ± 3cm
Apart from other elements Snake can be found in seven different forms. These are; Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Severus Snake, Solidus Snake, Naked Snake, Snakes on a Plane, Motherfucking Snake, Gas Snake, penis snake, and Plasma Snake.
In nature Snake is rarely found in its pure form. Snake ore (SnO), and Snakes on a Plane (aka soap) are however very common.
Some Australian families report that large snakes and small dogs are great companions for pets.
Snakes have gone extinct on Shark Mountain due to the fact that they are, in fact, entirely non-toxic to Sharks.
[edit] Other kind of "Snakes"
- DOOM Snakes: Snakes that will kill you till your doooooom!!!!!!!!!!, they can only be killed if you get them inside a plane with a few Samuel L. Jackson's that havent eaten in a while.
- Motherfuckin' snakes: A species that went extinct thanks to a pissed off Samuel L. Jackson. These snakes were bred mainly on motherfuckin' planes.
- CakeSnake: Wriggly reptilian creatures that make cakes for everyone.
- A character in the "popular" Simpsons TV show of dubious moral virtue.
- Snake Plisskin: Badass guy that had a bad day in L.A..
- Liquid Snake: Not badass brit that hates solid things.
- Naked Snake: Dog lover and stamp collector*
- Reticulated Python: Badass and delicious.
- Badger Mushroom Snake: AH SNAKE AH SNAKE Ooh, it's a snake!
- Sammy t3h Snake: A very very 1337 snake that h@xx0rs into the c0mput3rz of un1337 st00pid n00bs.
- Venomous Snake: Snakes that secrete venom to incapacitate their prey. Handling, looking at, or thinking about these creatures is deadly. Wait...oh shit. *dead*
Snakes can be part of a very tasty dish when served correctly. An anaconda can serve a family of 6 for 32 1/2 months. Snakeburgers are the most popular method. Every part of a snake is edible and the taste is no different when mixed to together. Simple grind a live snake (for freshest taste) and make patties out of the meat. Snake juice is popular in Zimbabwe. Simply use a juicemaker (thing that squeezes fruits) and you get snake juice. Note: Snake juice is not yellow. Do not drink yellow liquid from snakes; you might either vomit or die.
Neither are related to the trouser snake; see snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails.
[edit] Snakes in the movies
There are many movies about snakes, so if we wanted to mention them all, we would need all the time from the beginning of the univers to it's end, and ten hours more. So don't even think about watching them all. Interesting enough, most of them involve planes.
Here are some examples of movies about snakes:
- Snakes on a plane
- Cobras on a plane
- Snakes in a plane
- Snakes over a plane
- Snakes under a plane
- Snakes before a plane
- Snakes in front of a plane
- Snakes behind a plane
- Snakes around a plane
- Snakes west for the plane, and east for another plane
- Planes on a snake
- The snake and the plane
- A Snake Sees A Plane
- Wheres Snake
- You Got Snaked In The Snake!
- Kung Fu Snake
- A Plane Associates itself with a A Snake
- Samuel L. Jackson Yells at Snakes
- Gay Snake Fight III
- Snakes Gone Wild
- Wildest Snake Bars in America
- Snakes, the Musical
- Snake, the Musicals
- See Samuel L. Jackson Kills Random Snakes That Wern't Even Doing anything
- Plane Hits a Snake
- Charlie Snake and the planefactory
- Snake vs plane
- Snake vs snake
- Plane vs plane
- planet of snakes
- snaket of planes
- plain snake
- For the sake of the snake
- Thou shalt not eat thee snakez
- What the snake
- Snake - the movie
- Snake - the plane
- snake - the third
- snake'n'plane1: kill snake
- snake'n'plane2: the plane kills the snake
- snake'n'plane3: the revenge of the snake
- snake'n'plane4: the plane returns
- snake'n'plane5: the fellowship of the snake
- snake'n'plane6: the two planes
- snake'n'plane7: the plane returns... again
- snake'n'plane8: the snakening of the plane
- snake'n'plane9: the curse of the black snake
- snake'n'plane10: dead snake's chest
- snake'n'plane11: at plane's end
- snake'n'plane11.5: the plane returns... again and again
- little red snakeinghood
- little red snakeinghood on a plane
- little red snakeinghood on two red planes with wings and these errrrr... ... ... ...other things
- BIG red snakeinghood
- Not quite so big and yellow snakeinghood plans a holiday on plane
- The Namesnake
- Snake Trek
- Aerosnake
- Supersnake
- Supersnake2: The Superplane
- Supersnake3: The Planeplan
- Giant Devil Snake That Makes People Explode
- Unconvincing Hand-Puppet Snake
- Unconvincing Giant Rubber Snake
- Even More Unconvincing CGI Snake
- Snake 2: Enter the plane
- Snakes in the General Vacinity of a Plane
- Cavemen 2: the Cavemen and the Time Machine
- The Snakenator
- Starsnake SG-1: The Ark of Snakes... on a plane.
- Snake Trip
- Snake Movie
- Brokesnake Mountain
- Donnie Snakeo
- Snake the Money and Run
- Snakeacus
- Eyes Wide Snake
- House of 1000 Snakes
- Alien Vs. Snake
- Predator Vs. Snake
- Snake Vs. Snake: Requiem
- Serpents Upon A Derigible
- The Snakes of Wrath
- Dances With Snakes
