Snape kills Dumbledore

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[edit] What is Snape kills Dumbledore?

Lego Snape kills Lego Dumbledore

The incident is the third most commonly stated plot twist, the second being Aeris dies at the end of the first disk, and the first being I am your father.

Harry arrived at the North Tower of Morgoth, carrying a drunk Dumbledore. They had previously been in the smallest dungeon in the game. The final puzzle in the dungeon had been a bowl of green potion. Dumbledore drank the potion out of a crystal goblet, which caused him discomfort, dizziness, and diarrhea. Had he been smart enough to buy a strategy guide, or smart in general, he would have simply dumped the potion out with the goblet or used Pepto-Bismol.

Snape, second son of Lord Voldemort and Orochimaru, had arrived at the Tower, finding the drunk Dumbledore. Snape activated his red lightsabre, revealing his allegience. He then fired a jet of white, sticky, fluid from the end of his wand, knocking Dumbledore off the Tower.

Harry became enraged, and attacked using his blue invisibilitycloak-saber. Snape removed Harry's hand, and calmly stated: "I am your father...and Hagrid is your mother!"

Afterward, Dumbledore's body was found at the bottom of the North Tower of Morgoth (duh). His lifeless body appeared to have been raped repeatedly by orcs, Rubeus Hagrid, and the giant squid.

[edit] Reaction to Snape kills Dumbledore

Prior to the release of Harry Potter and the Artist Formerly Known As the Half Blood Prince, a recording was found by Star Wars fans:

• Dumbledore, riding Boga, meets Commander Snape
• Snape:You might need this, sir
• Snape gives Dumbledore the wand.
• Dumbledore: Thank you, Severus.
• Dumbledore rides away. Snape receives a transmission.
• Snape: Main screen turn on.
• Voldemort: The time has come, Commander Snape. Execute order 66.
• Snape: It will be done, my lord.

The recording caused great confusion, and many attacked the recording as false. After the release of the book, the people who attacked the recordings were pwned.

The first response, however, came approximately one hour after the release. A man drove up to a Barns and Nobles, and yelled "Snape kills Dumbledore!", pissing many off in the process, and driving many insane.

[edit] Real Reason why Snape killed Dumbledore

After catching a certain student using a timeturner and finding out their 'now age' of 18, Professor Snape allowed himself to begin an affair with Hermione Granger - a Gryffindor. However, in mid-tryst, a certain Headmaster appeared in the recess they had secluded themselves in. Subsequently, causing his murder before the order of pheonix could be alerted.

[edit] See Also

• Dumbledore
• Severus Snape
• Harry Potter