Snickers

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“A candy bar or a peanutty poop? Nobody's sure, but damn I like spending $1.25 at 7-11 to choke 'em down!!”

~ Anonymous on Snickers

“EAT SOME NUTS!!! GRRR!!!”

~ Mr T on Snickers

“Did he just say choke 'em down?”

~ George Bush

“Damn it damn it all, but i love snickers!”

~ Saddam

A Man Enjoys a wholesome snickers bar.

saddam eating his favorite snack

Snickers bars are known to be a class C drug in many parts of the world although this dosn't stop them being sold in many convenience stores(US) or Corner Shops(UK). Known effects are: Nausia, Sickness, Vomiting and Perpetual Re-Incarnation.

1 Ingredients
2 History
3 War Against Mars
4 Snickers Pie
5 Freezing Technique
6 Struck By a Hammer
7 See Also
8 Trivia

[edit] Ingredients

Snickers' New Ad Campaign.

The main ingredients are pussy Juice and dirty knickers!

[edit] History

Snickers began life in 1066 although at that time it was known as the Marathon Bar. Very little happened in its career apart from popular consumption until the 1980s when drugs began to become cool again. Marathon needed to re image itself if it was to keep up with the growing trend of 'Hip' new drugs such as Smarties and Religion D12. a Re-marketing campaign soon came about and it was decided that the name was to be changed to Choco Pops, but that never took off.

Choco Pops spent 12 years in limbo until 1984 when the company was bought by Electronic Arts it was decided to re-brand Choco Pops as Snickers. Since then it has enjoyed popularity as the snack all students should try once.

[edit] War Against Mars

In 1992 a war between the Jews separated the company into two sections. People who like jews and people who dont.

[edit] Snickers Pie

Snickers later branched out into the savory market in the late 90s when it began to produce a variety of Pies and Pastys. Unfortunately the British public was not ready for a Pie that contained caramel, nuts and chocolate and wrapped in a crust made up of dried nougat. The Company sold a total of 0.0 snickers pies in total, the rest were turned into shell casings which came into use during the Iraq War.

YOU CRAZEE FOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET SOME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love from mrs blue frog/peachy keen

[edit] Freezing Technique

The freezing technique uses to preserve snickers has become a new way of cryogenically freezing Human Beings after stand up comedian Jimmy Carr was found perfecly preserved in a vat of snicker. Since then it has been rumoured that Oscar Wilde himself had in fact been frozen but this theory is commonly debunked by Wilde himself.