Snooping
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“I see!”
~ Doctor Robotnik on Snooping as usual
Snooping is what you do when your neighbour has an interesting life and you don’t. It was first practiced in Ancient Greece, and is thought to have been the cause of the Second Peloponnesian War, as well as the great Plague of Africa, which is why we now today have such people as "Snoop Dogg". It was taught by Plato as one of the Five Noble Truths and continued to be taught within the major schools of philosophy until the first centuries of the current era.
[edit] Dos and Don’ts
- Do
- Go through their garbage.
- Tap their phone lines.
- Hack into their email accounts.
- Set up surveillance equipment.
- Deploy an undercover agent.
- play tricks on them after you tap their line
- A surefire way to achieve excellence in your snooping is to copy the actions of world renowned lurker Sean Dennis McGonagle.
- Hire a ninja (and not a mexican one)
- Don’t
- Get arrested.
- Spend all your savings.
- Let anyone know you do this.
- Forget to eat.
- Abandon work entirely.
- Get scared and crap yourself
- run out in the open with your shirt off
- Ask your mom to buy you binoculars
Also, don't let people snoop on you because if you do, your secrecy of you being Jewish is over. make sure you have a steady supply of bullets and guns by your bed. please kill me
This may also be known as stalking, although everyone knows that they are completely different.
