Some of my best friends are...

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It is common (especially amongst outsiders to various minority groups) to defend one's predjudices by claiming friendship with the group in question. Typical endings to the term "Some of my best friends are..." include:

Black People
Post-op transsexuals
White People
War criminals
Dead
Naked
Used car salesmen
Americans
Europeans
Australians
Africans
Republicans
Monkeys with typewriters
Turnips
English
Germans
Biting my face
Our Glorius Leader, Eternal President Kim il Sung of the Glorius Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Fingernails
Chairman Mao
Bananas that can talk
Mutants
Clinjas
Lawyers
In my basement...
President Bush supporters
President Bush critics
Invisible
Ducks
Mr T
Mass Murderers
Homophobic bisexuals
Dead Babies
Serial Killers
In D12
Killing their families
terrorists (republicans)

[edit] "Some of my best friends are heterosexuals, but I respect their diversity" - Oscar Wilde

Politically correct, yes, and has obtained a deep meaning, as heterosexuals are rapidly becoming a minority.

As the phrase "Some of my best friends are..." has become a cliché signifying token politically-correct tolerance rather than acceptance, the same wording but with a majority group's name makes light of this.

Nonetheless, the city of San Francisco is considering importing one token heterosexual to serve as an unofficial mascot.