Sominokou

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Sominokou is the name of the American Indian child who was the son of the great viking explorer and adventurer Leif Ericksson. When the vikings landed on Newfoundland they encountered the Wajitec tribe. After some disputes between Leif, and the Indian Cheif war broke out. The vikings slaughtered all the Wajitec men, and impregnated there women. Leif had impregnated the beautiful Lioopiou. After the slaughter, and mass rape the vikings took off, back east to again plunder Europe, and northeastern Asia. The women left behind who were pregnant, marched south to a Cheyenne tribe who took them in. Nine months later Lioopiou gave birth to a son, and named him Sominokou.

[edit] Birth-Early life

Sominokou was a huge baby with blonde hair and blue eyes, but very dark skinned, with indian features. When he was born he came flying out of his mother right into the sky. He flew 1000 feet in the air and then came back down and floated over his shocked mother, and wet nurse. He then open his mouth and said "Where is Fredrick of Alexandria"? His mother had no clue who this man was, or what was going on, so she fled into the night, she ran till sunrise, where she was met by the ghost of her only love,Giovanni,who died while fighting Haragon(The wizard from Dragon Warrior 2) fifteen years earlier. The ghost gave her a rose and kissed her, then she died, in the sense that she left with him, to the afterlife.

Sominokou flew around the Cheyenne village, and proclaimed himself "King of the Cheyenne". Although he was only moments old he was full of muscle, and had eyes full of intellegence, and wonder. He then killed the cheif, and had his body stuffed and mounted in the cave located just outside the indian village. The cave would become Sominokou's Royal palace. The next day he took eight wives, and made them move into his cave which he was converting into a splendid palace, with the help of world renown architechs,designers, and builders.

Not much else is known about his early years other then he had over fifty children, and constantly trained himself, and his Cheyenne warriors for battle.

[edit] Adulthood

When Sominokou turned eighteen he began his hunt for Fredrick of Alexandria so he built a huge fleet, and set sail to Egypt. When he arrived his met met by the 100,000 cyborg army of King Koopa the protector of Egypt, and the cousin of Fredrick. The Cheyenne charged into battle destroying all but two cyborgs, who they kept as slaves. The hung Koopa from a apple tree "gutted, and naked" as recalled by great man Tomas Edison. They celebrated, and then marched to Alexandria.

Alexandria fell with ease to the might of Sominokou and his Cheyenne army, and Fredrick was finally in his possesion. Sominokou had all the people of the city gather in the great stadium. There Sominokou repeatidly raped Fredrick, and then beat him with his bare hands till he was dead in front of a crowd of over 300 million. After that he had all the people leave the city. When the people were gathered outside Sominokou had the whole city looted, and burned to the ground by his men. Then he sent the people back to rebuld on the ashes of there old metropolis. After that they returned to the Americas.

[edit] Fifty heirs

When Sominokou returned home, his palace was complete, and his children almost grown. They were disputing on who would be King(men or women could be king). So Sominokou had them all fight to the death, and the one left standing would be heir. So they fought, for two days the fought mercilessly, till only one remained, his daughter Gwelyine. She was crowned Princess of America, and was given everything, along with warrior training.

[edit] Death

Sominokou died, at the age of 41, fighting a very powerful magician from Pakistan. Sominokou's body was rapped up in mummy fashion, and buried in London. Gwelyine did extract revenge for her father however, killing the magician two years later in a jousting tournement in lower France.

[edit] Refrences

• Robert T. Matthews Jr, eds. History of America: roots and resolution (1999), 322 pages
• Dave M. Maloney, Cheyenne Warriors: Economic Agendas of America (Lynne Rienner, 2000).
• Pauly Collier, Alexandria: War and development policy World Bank (2003) - 320 pages
• Stacy Kalyvas, Great Men of History: A Valid Distinction?" World Politics 54, no. 1 (2001): 99-118.
• Barry Lake and Donny Q. Rothchild, eds. The International Spread of Cheyenne Conflict: Fear, Diffusion, and Escalation (Princeton University Press, 1996).
• Robert Licklidering, "The Consequences of Negotiated Settlements in Wars, 1945--1993," American Political Science Review 89, no. 3 (summer 1995): pp 681-690.
• Andrew Macintoch, "Angry War: Academic Research and the Policy Community," Journal of Scottish authors Research 39, no. 5 (2002): pp. 515-525.