Sonic the Hedge
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The 73rd worst computer game of all time, Sonic the Hedge, the fastest growing bush, must stop the runny yolk of Dr. Egg from falling on the clothes of Chaos Em... because you DON'T want to upset Chaos Em! Of course Sonic (the Hedge) has "help" from Knuckles the E-kid and Miles "Tails" Prow.
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[edit] Sonic The Hedge...
...is a bush that grows at the speed of smell. Most hedges grow at half the speed of extremely-foreign language learning. When the call of duty comes, he is able to be on the scene within the end of the week... given that the location is within 50 feet. If it's not, a runner (which is a form of vegetative propogation) will have to be sent out, lenghtening the time to two months.
[edit] Miles "Tails" Prow...
...is just the broken-off bow of a ship mamed (and named) 'Ten-Thousand Miles' and it got the nickname "Tails" because, being a flat-bottomed vessel, there would be two seams, or "tails" running from the tip to the rest of the hull. The only way "Tails" can help the bush is by giving it a structure to get into the windows of costal houses.
[edit] Knuckles the E-kid...
...is a "kid" that lives exclusively in cyberspace, named "Knuckles" for the points on ALL his knuckles and joints. Knuckles can "freely" move from electronic entity to electronic entity as long as they're connected somehow to the internet, and his knuckles don't catch and trap him within the insulation of the wire.
[edit] Gameplay Strategy
Template:Fake spoiler The object of the game is to get Knuckles the E-kid to get Chaos Em, who lives in a costal house, to open her window long enough so you can grow Sonic the Hedge over Miles "Tails" Prow, into the window, into the kitchen, and then keep the yolk and whites of Dr. Egg from getting on the just dry-cleaned clothes of Chaos Em draped over the chair.
