Sony
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Sony is a company which does nothing but make money. This is because the nutrients and proteins found in cash keep the little goblin people who make their merchandise healthy.
[edit] History
Sony formed in 1769 with their debut product: the PlayStation1, which was made from wattle and daub. The technology hasn't improved much since then, with the new PlayStation3 being powered by a hamster on a treadmill. The PlayStation2 was the 4th in the series, but there was a mix-up with the name because Sony's mathematicians have never seen daylight and got their degrees from a cereal box. The Playstation3 or PS7 as Sony mathematicians nicknamed it, didn't sell very well, mainly because of its ridiculously high price, which only people who have champagne for breakfast can afford. However, this was also due to the ass-kicking Nintendo Wii beating it in every aspect except for graphics, which people can do without anyway.
Other products released were the Sony PSP which stands for PlayStationPenis which was also shunned because of its stupidly high prices, the Sony Walkman which no-one liked because it was very hard to break, the Sony Ericsson was the only product which sold well because of its aphrodisiac properties and the TV:Sony Bravia E4000, sporting the motto: colour like no other, unlike its brother from another mother, the W4000 with the motto:I like rabbits.
