Sorry excuse

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Sadly, in our modern world there are many sorry excuses. You may have been looking for one of the following to allow yourself to eat more cat intestines and dog bile.

• Color Me Badd (for a band)
• Bill Clinton (for a president and human being)
• Paris Hilton (for a woman)
• Full House (for a TV Show)

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