Soviet Union (band)

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Lenin with original bandmates Stalin(left) and Trotsky(right).

“Iи кюммцйіѕт Яцssia, мцsic гisтзиs тю чюц!!”

~ Дядя Гарт on Амеязка

Soviet Union was a musical band from the USSR active 1918-1991.

[edit] History

The band started from famed Heavy Metal band "The Commies," whose original members included Karl Marx (lead vocals, songwriter), Josef "The Tyrant" Stalin (guitar), Vladimir "Vlady Leningrad" Lenin (drums, piano), and Leon Trotsky (bass). After Marx and Stalin left for their side project Manifesto, they formed a punk rock duo band in 1917, with the following lineup:

[edit] Line-up One "From Punky Beginnings" (1917-1924)

• Vladimir Lenin (Until 1924, replaced by Stalin) - Lead Singer, guitarist, piano.
• Leon Trotsky (Until 1925, sacked by Stalin) - Guitarist, songwriter, drummer, bass.

Thought an underground duo, the band was highly popular and won the battle of the bands against a rival disco band, White Russia.

After the victory in 1922, a surprising thing happened during a concert. A screaming fanatic fan-girl with a mustache named Joseph Stalin jumped on the stage, kicked Trotsky off, and became de facto leader of the band. Lenin became a second guitarist and then he died.

[edit] Line-up Two "The Retarded Nickname Age" (1924-1953)

• Josef "Pepe" Stalinisvirkovskyy (Until 1953) - Lead Singer, lead guitar, bass.
• Andrei "Andy Zandynov" Zhdanov - Backing Vocals, Vodka bottles (set to C Major), Vodka drummer and Vodka writer.
• Lavrenty "Labrrentevky Verriah" Beria - Bass, wuss guitar.

With Joseph Stalin the band moved to hard rock duo, Stalin on vocals and songwriting, Andrei Zhdanov on drums, and Lavrenty Beria on bass.

Due to heavy advertising company, the band had many new fans. Nevertheless, some of the old fans haven't liked the change, therefore they were sent to a special fan club named gulag.

[edit] Line-Up Three "Rat Rap Lap" (1953-1964)

• Nikita Khrushchev - Lead Everything (vocals, guitar, piano)
• Georgy Malenkov (Was later sacked) - Bitch (bass, drums, backing vocals, rhythm guitar)

After everybody in the band died and stuff, two man became the new leaders. Nikita Khrushchev and Georgy Malenkov. Nikita Khrushchev won, and practically turned the band into a solo career.

Nikita Khrushchev became creating rap music.

[edit] Line-up Four "Back to Hard" (1964-1982)

• Leonid "King Leonidas" Brezhnev - Guitars, Vocals, Bass, Drums

Afterwords, Leonid Brezhnev successfuly returned the band to it's hard rock times, although by that time Stalin, Zhdanov and Beria were Dead, and much of the original fanbase was Six Feet Under or had converted to Nikita's rap music.

[edit] Line-up Five "The End of a glorious Band(Disputed)" (1982-1991)

• Yuri Andropov (sacked by Gorbachef) - everything
• Mikhail Gorbachev - everything, and shortly afterwards, nothing

After his death, well, non of the fans survived till then. So any attemps by Yuri Andropov to save the bands failed, so Mikhail Gorbachev killed the band by turning it into a yodle act.

[edit] Discography

• Red Banner - #1 in the USSR chart.
• Colictivization - #1 in the USSR, since Stalin bought all the copies.
• First man in space - #1 in the space chart, and by that knocking another band, USA, down.
• Eyebrows - #1 USSR, #1 USA.
• Perestroyka - FAiled to enter any chart. Poor sales.