Space/Time Conflibulation
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A colossal grasshopper once said: Those that cannot understand the Space/Time Conflibulation will burn in hell... At the time people were frightened, for parrots don't usually speak russian. But as time has gone on we now realise what he meant: Those that cannot understand the Space/Time Conflibulation will burn in hell... Simple
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[edit] What is the Space/Time Conflibulation?
The Space/Time Conflibulation is the amount of space that conflibulates time throughout the universe at any given point in time. In other words: The juxtoposition of conflibulation throughout space. It has been condensed into this simple formula: 
[edit] Who founded the Space/Time Conflibulation?
How on earth can you 'found' a Space/Time Conflibulation. That doesn't even make sense. And neither do I? But seriously. Do I?
[edit] What are the uses of the Space/Time Conflibulation?
There are many uses, some of which follow, others lead...
- The construction of pancake matter
- The discombobulation of unabtrusive tones
- Butterflies
- Pretending to be really smart by using the term even if you don't know what it means
- Pretending to be really smart by using the term even if you do know what it means
- Time travel
- Cats
- Dogs
- Hair loss treatment
- Hair gain treatment
- Graveyards
[edit] Is Conflibulation even a word?
Look, even if conflibulation isn't a word, it still does the job, OK?. All the stupid people that have asked themselves this question obviously haven't read the above misinformation. If you have read it and actually understood it then you would know that it is the key to the universe. If you read it and overstood it (as opposed to understood) then may god have mercy on you soul...
[edit] That still doesn't answer my question
Scientists believe that 11 out of 1 people should be able to understand the Space/Time Conflibulation in a matter of 3 seconds. 1...2...3... Are you one of those 11 or one of those 1? Scientists also believe that they conducted this servey on elephants...
