Space Ship
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A Space Ship, is a maniacle instrument of total power and destruction. Despite what Spock and others would have you believe, the ONLY kind of Space Ship, is a UFO, piloted by Aliens. And not the mexican kind. That, or The Man. It's true!
Typically depicted as flying through areas above the atmosphere, this is actually a retarded fancification. Any Space Ship MUST have the following requirements met, to attain this definition:
- Guns. Big, guns of doomsday that shoot lasers. (This is a MUST)
- Looks incredibly Sinister, or just freaky (and not freaky in the Korean way).
- Either defends Earth, or tries to destroy it.
- Most Space Ships from Earth, come exclusively from Area 51. The exception is anywhere in Russia. Remember, in Russia, the Space Ship launches YOU!!
- Contains Minions and a Captain (evil genius if possible, all non-evil, none-geniuses are considered secondrate captains).
But more importantly for the PROPER, CORRECT definition, some common mistakes as to what is and is not a Space Ship should be addressed. For example, the Useless Flying, Okward Pieces Of Crap (UFOPOC)'s you see on television, doing boring things like going to the moon to get rocks, or blowing up over texas (It was shot by a REAL Space Ship) are not real, just UFOPOCs used by the Man to prevent correct papers like this from popping up.
