Space gorrilas
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“HOW CAN WE FIGHT AGAINST THERE ADVANCED WEAPONARY,THEY THREW PEANUTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE”
~ Colonal Sanders
“We didn't even know what hit us,it's like throwing a frozen pie at the fat kid.God save us all”
“TIMMMAYYY!!!!!!!!!”
~ Timmy of SouthPark
“Do space Gorillas make me look fat? no? ok go mow my lawn.”
We all know about space gorillas, but they are so feared no one ever spoke of this violent race until finally every one forgot about it and it became nothing but a mere rumour.
Now think of Space Gorillas as some type of alien yoghurt, AND yes it does curdle!!!Space gorrilas wear no clothing which dosn't really bother most people except elderly English lady's who think theyr'e cool because they can use the phrases "Golly Gosh" "Dear Me" and of course "GET OF MY LAWN ROTTEN TEENAGERS!", Usually these "eldarly's" will consist of the name Elizibeth or dorothy,and will have nothing else better to do then write letters about sunday trading, and teenagers "hooning" around the streets.
But usually they are delt with easily by Space gorrilas, with the element of fecies.
Space gorillas consists of 45% Gorilla 15%Space 20% Human 10%Banana 5%Fecies 5%Micheal Jackson Which is a dangerous mix. What you should know is they live on the moon and Space gorillas have a habit for throwing various objects Into space. Which is why the moon has no life or environment the space gorillas threw it into space, and when it depleted it's resources it started throwing chunks of the moon at space and is why there's holes on the moon known as crators, but this results to putting holes in the atmosphere.
Soon after they did this They destroyed what we called an atmosphere by putting to many holes in it, caused from the objects which were hurled into space
Also the females consists of both male and female body parts which mean they can breed by them themselves with no aid from the males, which probably leads towards the reason why the male gorillas are so pissed of all the time and throwing shit at the atmosphere.
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[edit] Fashion
The gorillas have really bad fashion, which resembles the old Dr. Who series which could possibly make your ears bleed even if the volume was down...Space gorilla males have king mullets which are on back to front and dark brown masculine hair, Which sort of reminds me of an overly haired mop. The clothing that they were is individual, sort of looks like something from Star Wars its colourful, and gay like," which they find kool and acceptable.
The females however are completely different they throw feces at each other and look like a young Michael Jackson, they aren't very motivated and cannot balance on two feet very well. I would recommend not sleeping with one.
The females have there own reproductive systems (See above) Gorillas are very mobile they don't like to stay in one position for a long period of time, therefore there always moving around. You can tell when a gorillas moving house because you can see them kicking a rock down the path ... although future scientists such as Colonel Sanders and Bruce Lee suspect that the space gorillas will take over and enslave us all to die a horrible death!
In the Planet of the Apes photo you can have a glance of the king, his name is Papshmire, He believes the Statue of Liberty is a demonic mutation of society that stole his bologna sandwich and kicked him in the knee. Therefor he's seeking revenge and is going to take over the whole world by deadly force and tactics to get it, But the first wave is imminent heavily armed gorillas with dangerous weapons such as "overly large rocks and there hands cuffed together, filled with urine referred to as apple juice" which could take a mans life before he could even think twice. Space gorrilas are profound on there vocal chords, they hav unusual calls which attract attention of other space gorrilas.One of them is similar to a kettle boiling which means "Big man, Stole eagle" They are still very primitive, much like the cave man, but they have the ability to fly and get wasted from sniffing non-toxic glue.If they spot fire they will get scared and start having a Hissy Fit,see ADD This is also the same conclusion with water, Space gorrilas are very much scared of the elements, fire and water and could probably drown in fire...somehow.. Although we have lost all hope there are still heroes among us, who will fight, stand , rise and fall people like ]]Ron jeremy]],Chuck norris,Colonal Sanders,Mr T,John heder and the playschool crew. They are the leaders and will deliver us to us to salvation!.
[edit] Research
Over the years of researching space gorrilas i did find quite a few useful facts, Gorrilas nipples harden when they interact with dairy products,I believe when aroused, it's the same conclusion. So theoritically when in a close radius of dairy products, an instant arousel occurs.
Other research shows that Space gorillas can smell carrots from a mile away, when this event happends it instantly runs to the carrot, dresses it up as a barbie with any material nearby, and lodges it side ways up it's ass. this is an interesting experiance, but maybe more frightning then a baby in labour especially when it comes out a different colour... Space gorrilas also have the ability to produce vanilla icecream, this is quite a complicated procedure,it involves 3 tunas,6 tennis balls,2 Egyptian Vases,mercury and ofcourse an egg beater Although the procedure is to hard and long to explain, but it does consist of a dash of Chuck Norris.
We seemed to show that 96% of Space gorrilas actually get along with Mexicans When we caged them together they communicated in Mexican,we dont know how but they seem to be relatives.They played monopoly and talked about the great memories of standing infront of the home depot all day. Whats even more amazing is that they will mow your lawn for almost no price, just imagined if we dumped the space Gorillas in Mexico they would coupe and we wouldant have a shortage of tacos,Janiters and Lawn mowing services. After we left the Space Gorrilas with the Mexicans, They actually bred up to 3 or 4 litter. Amazing!, the litter came out to be a half mutated hairy puppies, with Lawn movers as feet and Wipper snippers as hands (YES THEY HAVE HANDS!) Although the only down side of this is the female eats the Space gorilla after mating much like a spider.
[edit] Food
Space gorrilas diet is much like a typical Hobo living off tacos,alcohol,the footy,tacos,nachos,Mexican food (including tacos),shredded tin cans,Shards of broken glass (although coming out the urethra can be quite painful),Pine,Stale bread,Nachos,Tacos,Small children(not really but they do eat taco's)and ofcourse Tacos.
[edit] Interesting information
- Space gorillas take 3 minutes to cook 2 minute noodles.
- Space gorillas can pray but theyr'e god is Pauline Hanson She's half orangatang.
- Space gorillas can blend in with the dark, (but cannot we all???!!)? lol
- Space gorillas DNA is another form of nail polish.
- Space gorillas Can only live in the dirtiest places of Earth, In this case Singapore.
- Space gorillas use fecies as tanning lotion.
- Space gorillas CAN revise the alphabet backwards, unlike arnold schwarzenegger.
- Space gorillas have an IQ of Negative 23
- Space gorillas are much like ethopians.
- 22% of Space gorillas can snort mayonaise through there nose.
- 48% of Space gorillas eat Mexican food..YES THEY CAN JUMP BORDERS TO.
- 98% of Space gorillas are actually Space gorrilas, How ever the other 2% is pedaphiles trying to get lucky.
- 1% of Space gorillas are Asian to bad they died off in the Ice age
[edit] Q & A
(A) Imaginary Bunkers.
- (Q)Can Space gorillas tie there shoes?
(A) Only on Tuesdays. - (Q)Do space gorillas actually throw fecies?
(A) Yes, which is very common. Especially to the elderly. (See top) - (Q)What would I need if I wanted to have intercourse with a Space gorilla?
(A) A gun... - (Q)What would I need if I got an erection every time I encounterd a Space gorilla?
(A) A knife..
[edit] Space Gorrilas also enjoy
--SamuelLim 09:25, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
