Spanish Civil War (video game)
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Welcome to the IRC #Spanish_Civil_War channel.
*GAME HAS STARTED. PLEASE WAIT...*
*SERVER is UP*
*spa_Rep has entered the game*
*Hitler[Ger] has entered the game*
*Frankie_FranKO has entered the game*
*USA has entered the game*
*spaghettiwestern has entered the game*
spa_Rep: hey guyz sup
Frankie_FranKO: sup
spaghettiwestern: hi
Hitler[Ger]: Hello
*motherussia has entered the game*
motherussia: hi
Frankie_FranKO: well lets kick sum commie ass
*Melilla has left spa_Rep*
*Melilla has joined Frankie_FranKO*
*Burgos has left spa_Rep*
*Burgos has joined Frankie_FranKO*
*Valladolid has left spa_Rep*
*Valladolid has joined Frankie_FranKO*
*Vitoria has left spa_Rep*
*Vitoria has joined Frankie_FranKO*
spa_Rep: wtf
*Pamplona has left spa_Rep*
*Pamplona has joined Frankie_FranKO*
*Zaragoza has left spa_Rep*
*Zaragoza has joined Frankie_FranKO*
spa_Rep: wtf
spa_Rep: ??
Frankie_FranKO: lol
*Sevilla has left spa_Rep*
*Sevilla has joined Frankie_FranKO*
*Córdoba has left spa_Rep*
*Córdoba has joined Frankie_FranKO*
spa_Rep: Frankie_FranKO ur haxin ur gay be a man
spa_Rep: my granma can win if she hax too u n00b
Frankie_FranKO: rotflmao p|-|34r my 1337 5k1||z!!11
spaghettiwestern: lol spa_Rep ur pwn3d
USA: No hacking here! Im admin here
spa_Rep: Frankie_FranKO u suck
Frankie_FranKO: no u suck
spa_Rep: no u suck
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*13 damage to spa_Rep*
*6 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
Frankie_FranKO: ur gay thats all u can do?
*UberKool[UK] has entered the game*
UberKool[UK]: hi guys, asl? me 22/m/London
*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*
*10 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
UberKool[UK]: wtf is happenin here
spa_Rep: hi uk, r u w/me?
Frankie_FranKO: uk gimme gibraltar
UberKool[UK]: but what is all t3h fuss about?
Frankie_FranKO: uk gimme gibraltar
UberKool[UK]: @franKO: sure... NOT u n00b lol
motherussia: lolololololololll
spa_Rep: motherussia my inventory is empty, gimme some resources
motherussia: wait
*motherussia gave Soviet.Secrets to spa_Rep*
spa_Rep: thnx u rock!
Frankie_FranKO: got boyfriend? lol
Hitler[Ger]: spa_Rep is gay rofl
spa_Rep: watch this
*spa_Rep used Soviet.Secrets in Paracuellos*
*27 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
*75 damage to INNOCENT_CIVILIANS. Critical hit!*
spa_Rep: u fascists r gonna die!lollololol
Frankie_FranKO: that was so ghey
Frankie_FranKO: h8 u
*Frankie_FranKO has lost Sanjurjo. Reason: plane accident*
Hitler[Ger]: Oh, that sux
Frankie_FranKO: shyt
spa_Rep: you all suck lol
spaghettiwestern: stfu l4m3r
spaghettiwestern: in spain u fly planes
spaghettiwestern: in soviet spain plane flies u lololololo
motherussia: hey spaghettiwestern fuck you!
spaghettiwestern: spa_Rep is gay he has purple on his avatar
USA: spaghettiwestern stop spamming
spaghettiwestern: brb guys got sumthin to do in #Ethiopia k?
Frankie_FranKO: ok
*spaghettiwestern has left the game*
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*16 damage to spa_Rep*
*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO*
*20 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
*Mallorca has left spa_Rep*
*Mallorca has joined Frankie_FranKO*
*Frankie_FranKO builds Troop*
Hitler[Ger]: Mallorca huh? Nice place for my Lebensraum patch :D
*spaghettiwestern has joined the game*
Frankie_FranKO: western and Hitler help plz
spaghettiwestern: shur d00d
*spaghettiwestern has given Plane to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Aircraft to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Aircraft to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Aircraft to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given CTV_Troop to Frankie_FranKO*
Frankie_FranKO: hey dude ur t3h 1337. thanx a lot!!1111
spaghettiwestern: no prob d00d
spaghettiwestern: if you want sumthin just ask
Hitler[Ger]: Frankie_FranKO wait
Hitler[Ger]: You'll love this.
*Hitler[Ger] has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*
*Hitler[Ger] has given German.Secrets to Frankie_FranKO*
*Hitler[Ger] has given Plane to Frankie_FranKO*
*Hitler[Ger] has given Legion Condor to Frankie_FranKO*
*Hitler[Ger] is sending resources to Frankie_FranKO... Success.*
Frankie_FranKO: lol OMG ALL MY BASE R B3L0NG 2 7H15!!!1111111
*Frogman has entered the game*
Frogman: wazzup people
UberKool[UK]: fuck arent you the retard we all had to rescue in #World_War_I?
Frogman: stfu uk u didnt do much better
spa_Rep: what about me? USA motherussia Frogman Uberkol cant you send me a fukin shit??!?
UberKool[UK]: just volontairs
USA: They are called 'volunteers' :)
UberKool[UK]: yep wuteva
*UberKool[UK] has given International_Brigade to spa_Rep*
*USA has given International_Brigade to spa_Rep*
spa_Rep: thanx guys that will help
spa_Rep: Frankie_FranKO im gonna pwn you
Frankie_FranKO: no ur gonna die
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*42 damage to spa_Rep*
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep*
*22 damage to spa_Rep*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Irún!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Badajoz!*
*Frankie_FranKO used German.Secrets in Badajoz*
*12 damage to spa_Rep*
*61 damage to INNOCENT_CIVILIANS*
Frankie_FranKO: haha take THAT u loser
spa_Rep: wtf fuck you
*spa_Rep activated International_Brigade*
*spa_Rep activated International_Brigade*
*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*
*13 damage to franKO*
Frankie_FranKO: ur fuckin worthless
*Frankie_FranKO builds Ship*
motherussia: no he isnt
motherussia: spa_Rep if u say 'Communizm is da 1337' then i have sth good 4 u
Frogman: wtf? motherussia dont count with me
motherussia: stfu Frogman no one cares wut u say
UberKool[UK]: lol i agree no one cares
UberKool[UK]: about u either motherussia xDDDDDDDDDD
spa_Rep: k 'Communizm is da 1337' lol
USA: wtf
motherussia: good kid
motherussia: now have ur candy
*motherussia has given Ship to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*
*motherussia is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*
spa_Rep: wtf just that?
motherussia: wutz happenin
*motherussia is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*
*motherussia is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*
Hitler[Ger]: Commies have problems? lol fuck you all
spaghettiwestern: seems like that lol
*spaghettiwestern has given Ship to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Ship to Frankie_FranKO*
*spaghettiwestern has given Submarine to Frankie_FranKO*
*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!* *0 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
*12 damage to spa_Rep* Frankie_FranKO: hahaha u tryin 2 win Mallorca back? u l0z3r
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Toledo!*
Frankie_FranKO: hahahahaha
spaghettiwestern: im gonna have sum fun lol
motherussia: sparep turn your firewall off
spa_Rep: what firewall?
*motherussia is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*
*spaghettiwestern used Submarine on spa_Rep*
*spaghettiwestern has struck spa_Rep!*
*155 damage to UberKool[UK]. Critical hit!*
UberKool[UK]: spaghettiwestern wtf do you think? I HAVENT DOWED U DAMNIT
spaghettiwestern: oops
UberKool[UK]: R U GAY OR WAHT U SUNK ME A SHIP
UberKool[UK]: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spaghettiwestern: sorry dude
spaghettiwestern: wont happen again promise
motherussia: spa_Rep turn that f'*cking firewall off
spa_Rep: I ain't no 'f*cking firewall'!!!1111
Frogman: lol
motherussia: here it says you have one
USA: spa_Rep I checked and you have no firewall, that's right
Frogman: no but i have lololo
motherussia: fuck these suckers uk and Frogman and hitler are haxin
motherussia: and they make me think u have a firewall
motherussia: and thats why i cant send you anything
Hitler[Ger]: 3y3 R t3h h4x0r ^_^
UberKool[UK]: me 2 lol
Frogman: me 3
USA: Frogman for the 2nd time no one cares what you say ^_^
USA: want a ban? have a ban lol
*Frogman has been kicked. Reason: Misbehaviour*
UberKool[UK]: USA dont be gay
USA: lol k
*Frogman has joined the game*
spa_Rep: hitler ur a mofo stop haxin motherussia
Hitler[Ger]: WTF?
Hitler[Ger]: Take THIS, n00b!
*Hitler[Ger] used Ship in Almería*
*Hitler[Ger] has struck spa_Rep!*
*91 damage to spa_Rep. Critical hit!*
spa_Rep: fuck that hurt
Hitler[Ger]: Learn to behave, damnit!
Frankie_FranKO: u have to see this Hitler[Ger]
*Frankie_FranKO activated Legion Condor*
Hitler[Ger]: Ah, that one. I knew you would like it.
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*10 damage to spa_Rep*
*32 damage to spa_Rep*
*10 damage to spa_Rep*
*10 damage to spa_Rep*
*Frankie_FranKO activated CTV_Troop*
spaghettiwestern: he learns quick lol
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*66 damage to spa_Rep*
spa_Rep: fuck fuck fuck fuck
*mexicool has entered the game*
Frankie_FranKO: lol Alcázar is mine now you n00b
spa_Rep: u suck u n00b its mine
*2 damage to franKO*
Frankie_FranKO: huhu thats all you can do?
*10 damage to spa_Rep*
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
motherussia: wtf is that guy doin
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
Frankie_FranKO: fukin spammer
spa_Rep: thx dude but stop it
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME
USA: you were asking for it lol
*mexicool has been kicked. Reason: Spam*
motherussia: lol he deserved it
Frankie_FranKO: hey thats smooth spaghettiwestern, ur troops rox
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Málaga!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Santander!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Gijón!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Bilbao!*
spa_Rep: shyt
motherussia: spa_Rep i sell you some good shit for 1500000 gold k?
spaghettiwestern: 1500000 gold lol i only have 700000 gold
USA: spa_Rep dont listen to him. Weapons are not so expensive
spa_Rep: stfu USA i need the guns
*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*
*spa_Rep has given 500001 gold to motherussia*
*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*
*motherussia has given Weapons Patch to spa_Rep*
spa_Rep: thx thatll do
UberKool[UK]: spa_Rep he fooled u
Frankie_FranKO: dumbass lol
Frankie_FranKO: keep licking commie ass
spa_Rep: I LUV COMMUNISM stfu
spa_Rep: fuck anarchists are revolting now
*spa_Rep builds Lv.1 Gulag in Valencia*
spa_Rep: thatll be enough
*spaghettiwestern has given Submarine to franKO*
Frankie_FranKO: take this spa_Rep
*Frankie_FranKO used Legion Condor in Guernica*
*335 damage to spa_Rep. Critical hit!*
*335 damage to INNOCENT_CIVILIANS. Critical hit!*
Frankie_FranKO: haha 1337ness
Hitler[Ger]: Don't forget who sent you that ;-)
Frankie_FranKO: I don't forget man ;)
spa_Rep: fuck thats enough. im gonna rape ur ass in next battle
*spa_Rep used Soviet.Secrets in Teruel*
*spa_Rep used Weapons Patch in Teruel*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Teruel*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Teruel*
*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*
*132 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
spa_Rep: HAhA
Frankie_FranKO: ur gonna die NOW
*Frankie_FranKO used Legion Condor in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used German.Secrets in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO moved CTV_Troop to Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Tank in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Tank in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Tank in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*466 damage to spa_Rep*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Teruel!*
spa_Rep: nooo
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Lérida!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Vinaroz!*
motherussia: this has to stop now. for fuck sake learn how to play spa_Rep
spa_Rep: more guns motherussia!!
spa_Rep: more guns and resources!!!!
motherussia: no deal w/o gold u sucker
spa_Rep: okokok
*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*
*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*
*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*
*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*
spa_Rep: enough?
UberKool[UK]: spa_Rep teh commies r fooling your ass
spaghettiwestern: maybe hes a commie himself lol
spaghettiwestern: look above "spa_Rep: I LUV COMMUNISM stfu"
*motherussia is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*
motherussia: well uk and Frogman and Hitler[Ger] thats enough haxin
motherussia: USA do sumthin tell them 2 stop
USA: Stop hacking motherussia and spa_Rep, UberKool[UK], Frogman and Hitler[Ger]
Hitler[Ger]: ok but it was fun ^_^
UberKool[UK]: ditto
Frogman: yep im opening the frontier now
Hitler[Ger]: Frogman shut up
*Frogman deactivated firewall*
motherussia: yea Frogman stfu
franKO: lololololol
*Frankie_FranKO used Ship in Barcelona*
*64 damage to spa_Rep*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Mediterranean Sea*
*31 damage to UberKool[UK]*
UberKool[UK]: spa_Rep ur gay im leavin now
UberKool[UK]: no fukken intervention anymore
Frogman: yeah me 2
USA: me 3
Hitler[Ger]: Weren't you admin iirc, USA?
USA: Oh yep. But I won't send anything more to that loser spa_Rep
*UberKool[UK] has left the game*
*Frogman has left the game*
*spa_Rep used Ship in Málaga*
*spa_Rep used Ship in Málaga*
*67 damage to Frankie_FranKO*
spa_Rep: well I'm attacking with fuckin everything I got
*spa_Rep used Weapons Patch in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*
spa_Rep: here we say "from lost to the river"
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*
*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*
*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*
*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*
*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*
*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*
*665 damage to Frankie_FranKO. Critical hit!*
Frankie_FranKO: Die.
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO moved Troop to Ebro*
*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*
*792 damage to spa_Rep. Critical hit!*
spaghettiwestern: die motherfucker die!
spa_Rep: fuck it all
USA: spa_Rep you don't even know how to play. Give me my troop back
spa_Rep: k
motherussia: gotta go
*motherussia has left the game*
*spa_Rep has given International_Brigade to USA*
Frankie_FranKO: oh yeah spaghettiwestern and Hitler
Frankie_FranKO: im gonna win anyway i dont need this anymore
*Frankie_FranKO has given CTV_Troop to spaghettiwestern*
*Frankie_FranKO has given CTV_Troop to spaghettiwestern*
*Frankie_FranKO has given Legion Condor to Hitler[Ger]*
spaghettiwestern: aw thx
Hitler[Ger]: Oh, I had forgotten that. Well, I'll need this in a while
Hitler[Ger]: because I'm preparing something really really big
Frankie_FranKO: really?
spaghettiwestern: what? well count w/me!
Hitler[Ger]: You'll see, you'll see ^_^
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Barcelona!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Gerona!*
spa_Rep: holyshitholyshit
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Menorca!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Madrid!*
*Frankie_FranKO has taken Alicante!*
*Frankie_FranKO has killed spa_Rep!*
*Frankie_FranKO has won this game.*
Frankie_FranKO: whohooo
*SERVER is DOWN*
*NEXT GAME World War II STARTING IN 10 SECONDS...*
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*GAME HAS STARTED. PLEASE WAIT...*
Will Frankie_FranKO help Hitler[Ger] in World War II? (Hint: Frankie hid his gypsy grandfather from Hitler and his Aryan supremacist views)
