Spazztaphobia

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Spazztaphobia, or the fear of flapping arms, was first recognized as a verifiable phobia, by the late Dr J. Hunt of the Beijing Institute of Sound and Lighting. Dr Hunt realised that in extreme situations, the slightest aggravation of the colonial synapse could cause irreversible flapping of the arms, eventually leading to stage three limb separation. He then found that this had distressing impact on those around, this led from mild stern looks, to full blown vomiting and/or circumcision.

[edit] Discovery

The initial breakthrough came after the benchmark work of benchmark physicist Prof. Pat J. Griff, of Glamorgan School of Minds, where he sucssessfully (sic) identified the entirely fictional colonial synapse. This was a great break through in Post Irony, however, it was only appreciated by himself, and was forcefully evicted by a torch bearing mob from the Glamorgan School of Minds, for bringing the establishment into disripute. Glamorgan School of Minds later changed to the Polytechnic of Wales, to escape further harassment from Prof. Griffs advocates. Prof. Pat J. Griff, was however, unable to further his research, as he died in a tragic car crash, on his way to the opening of the Sorbonnes Fictious Entrys department.

[edit] Spazztaphopbia, The Ignorance Years

Following the reluctant death of Prof. Grif, Spazztaphobia was pushed to the side by a newly conservative physcology movement, lead by the almost eminent Dr Colin Digby of the University of California. A British expat, Dr Digby would later lead the trefining renassiance of the 1980's from his Napa Valley study. However, Digbys facist stance towards Spazztaphobia created a stigma around the syndrome, something that would not be addressed until the late 70's and the work of Dr Joshua 'Big Love' Hunt. Dr Colin Digby, alleged that the colonial synapse was little more than fiction, and had been created by Prof Grif, to promote Grifs expensive treatment programs, (later disproved, Pat J. Grif was always reasonable) and that the real issue was not the actual flapping of the arms, but the accompanying nodding of the head which usually accompanied a full breakout. His theorys which were well publicised, became the accepted thought from around 1968 onwards, and the syndrome was passed on into the annals of Pyscho-analysis.