Special Forces

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In Physics, there are many types of forces between interacting bodies. The big four are gravity, the electromagnetic force, the strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force. However, physicists are fat and lazy, so they invent new Special Forces whenever they feel like it. For example, friction was discovered by Isaac Newton in the following situation, taken from Newton's diary:

Saturday, August 7 1713

Urine jar completed: #233

Feces saved: None

Hairs on head: 10,464 (4 less than yesterday)

Notes: Today I hath discovered what I'm going to calleth "friction." Whilst I was washing my hands, I noticed they had started to effuse copious quantities of blood. While I had been washing my hands nearly 20 times previous today, such a thing hath not previously happened. Thus, a force of nature must exist that causeth fleshy parts to release caloric whenst they rubbeth too much against other fleshy parts. I shall nameth this hitherto unnoticed phenomenon by the name of "friction". In many diverse experiments, I have determined that this force is in direct proportion to the pressure exerted, thus the normal force, so it followeth that F_f=U_kN. In other words, friction is FUN! Get it? (Oh, I cracketh me up...)

Friction, like others, is a Special Force. Therefore, it doesn't really exist.