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dIs aRTeeKeL beEn-10-shunAl-e bAd... da awww-Thor ov da aRTeeKeL be knot an n00b hoo doN't no wAt fun-KnEE be, be en fakT liter-8 en da A-mayor-E-kAn langweege, gots a L-a-mint-air-E skool or hi-er lEvEl of eduma-KAY-shun, and da shipht KEE onn hE's Kee-bored be funk-shun-ing core-ect-LeE... u jUsTt woodn't no It bI loo-KiNg A as aRTeeKeL .

[edit] prOpah s'pelingg an grama

u knO wat i hayte? peepul hOO dOnnt s'pel knO guud an peepul hOO knO nO guud grama prawpah., say dryve mie eins'an .,s'Oe i des's'ided dat 4 awl u Owt dere hOO dOnnt dOO s'ppellin Ore gramma nO gud i wOOd mayke di's s'Ow dat u wOOd hav s'ppelin an grama reel gud.,

[edit] prawpah spelinnk

[edit] prOpah s'ppelin Ovv feesh

wOt reeli anOOys mie ei's wen peepul s'ppel feesh reel badd., s'um bad peeple's's fink dat fees'h bee's s'peelleded fish.,. Di's be tOtalle rong,. Fees'h haz beed alwayz an wil alwayz bee s'pelld wiv ay dubble eee,. nOt dat s'ille nOns'eende's Ov Onlee wun eeee., cOs wun eee ei's' neva enuff.,

[edit] prOpah s'ppelin Ovv kweschen

s'Oe menny peepel's bee 'speelin kwe'schen rOng dat itt dryve mee crayzee., kweschen bee s'peellt wiv a kkkay,. an knOtte wiv ay s'illee QqQ fingy., eit alzO haz dah ledda aftah da fer'st wun bee's' ay wwww.,nOtteay silee yue cOz dem QQQQQQQQ's's bees' reeli 'skaredykat dat day gOe's nowere wizOwt dere u'sss.,.day bee reeli wimppee.

[edit] bays'iick roole's dat bee of gramma

[edit] awlwayz capittOlys'e dem Os'

awl O's r tOO prawpa be capiitOll'.s'. cOs dOse litllle O's r bee tOO wimpee 2 s'how dere fays On dee's payge.,

[edit] awlwayz 'stik 's'sss' wiv dem apOhs'troppe fingys'

unaddah rOOl dat u nedda fOOllOh faw gud grama bee's tOO s'tic ay ahpO's's'trrOwphee beefOOre efferi 's., Or ee's itt aftah.? i cannt remmemmabar,. pOOt wun Off eeech Or watteffah yew ffel lyk..,

[edit] putte cOmah fingy's wiv fule sttOpes'

alwayess remmmembah tew cO'ss'e dem ful stOppe's bee reel wimppey tew pOOt ah cOmmar aw maybbee a cuppel wiv dem fulle's stOOppe's' .,cO's dem cOs' dem cOmmar's bee brayvar dan da fulle stOOpe's,.,.,buhtte dem kwe's'tyen marke's bee reel brayveh an kno ned ani cOOmah's' wiv dem.,,unlyke dem wimpee fulle stOOp's

[edit] nevah 's'tik ay caappittOl lettah inn de 'starrtte Ohff ay senntennse

dere ees ay bbiigge cawns'pirrazy tOO mayk uzz 's'tik ay cappitOOll att da s'ttartte Off ay 's"enntennnze., dis bee 'sillee ann whee canne awl ignOrre dees' cOz dees' bee stOOppeed.,.

[edit] cawnclOOsen

eef yew fOOllOh mi rOOls Off grammah an s'peelink een reel prOpah wey dan yew willl haf s'peelink an grramah reel gud lyke myne.