Spinach
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“In Soviet Russia, spinach eat YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on spinach
“It smell like spinach. Eat it? (Y/N)”
~ Nethack on spinach
Spinach is a green, leafy substance, noted most for its radioactive properties. When ingested orally, it will allow the person to avenge the dishonor of his girlfriend. One might also die. it gives you a lot of energy, and muscles like popeye the pirate,who is in love!!!!!
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[edit] History
Spinach has a very controversial background. Before marijuana was discovered by Lewis and Clark, spinach was the most popular green plant on the planet. When the first atomic bomb was used in 1066 by George William-the-conqueror Bush, the radiation altered the molecular properties of spinach, and soon spinach caused communist gains, primarily enabled by the great artists of the era (i.e. Fidel Castro).
Popeye soon emerged as the iconic spokesperson for spinach, and was adored by hundreds of disloyal fans. His chief adversary, Brutus, was best known for killing Julius Caesar, and repeated attempts of sexual assault upon Popeye's sister, the Virgin Olive Oil. Recently, the Jolly Green Giant has become the spokesperson after Popeye got mysteriously cancelled.
[edit] Modern Times
A recent example of spinach's importance in modern society is the 2006 E.coli outbreak among several tainted pieces of spinach in the United States. Apparently the main cause was infected cow shit on a ranch in California because they fed the cattle some kind of poisonous grain. 3 (yes, only three) people died in this top news story.== "The World's Most Evil Vegetable" == After the E. Coli outbreak, the mayor of a small town in California declared that spinach was "the world's most evil vegetable." Since making that declaration, the people of the town have declared a War on Spinach. They have killed many pieces thus far, and have clearly stated that it is their intent to kill every last piece of "that vile vegetable" left on planet Earth.
[edit] Unacceptable Uses
Spinach should not be used as a biological weapon or given away as an inheritance. The use of Spinach is housing was very popular in the mid 20th century as it was a cheap and malleable material. Since then however, it has been found to be highly inappropriate for wallpaper and tiling as it attracts the powerful Rhombus shrimp, which can only end in disaster. Shitting on spinach before eating it is also discouraged.
If a little girls (seven or less) eat's a lot of Spinach you can be 100% sure she will gow-up to be a Hot Chick (only really hot chicks dig Spinach), so don't whait until she turn 17, and ask here for the date now! If a little girl don't eat spinach you can be sure she grow-out to be a midget.
[edit] See Also
Categories: Stub | Food | Vegetables
