Spinchat
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Spinchat is a decreasing online chat community for sexually frustrated nerds, paedophiles in Hawaiian shirts, women who are over 30 and currently taking anti-depressant medication (30plus) and underage teenage girls who cannot make friends in real life. It was founded in 1977 by Markus Warpus III, who still owns the site today. 90% of the population are horny Turks who have managed to steal an Iranian's webcam - The other 10% are Americans. In Spinchat, Microsoft users are treated as second class citizens, and are often banned on sight.
History
Spinchat started off a test project by a group of german programmers who had no life and were obsessed with power and control over weak individuals. SPiNchat became famous when IRC replicated the protocols used by the spinchat system. Markus Warpus III sued every IRC user for €10 million - giving Markus & Co. enough money to write a better chat system in Microsoft's visual basic 6. (Now .NET supported).
The Forums
The forums are heavily moderated in some areas, and not at all in others. For example, the international board is moderated by a user named 'animal' who stays online all day and refreshes the page every 10 seconds, incase a posting contains a bad word. In other regions, Off-Topic boards are not moderated at all - therefore fundamentalist christians and moody atheists post whatever seems appropriate. A user named 'suckerfish' moderates the Politics/Society/Religion board.
Administration post once a year on the announcments board, for a 10 second christmas greeting and a happy new year message.
Chat clients
Although there being an abundance of chat clients in spinchat - no one is happy. Noobs want more, and will even pay for it. Just to see channel text in a different color/font. ~Cyclops~ is a hardcore pluto user. Spinchats offical client "Royal" has ran into problems as it frequently attempts to DoS your computer.
Chat rooms
Spinchat has several chatrooms where new users (also known as n00bs) and spinchat oldies fight it out to see who has been on spinchat the longest. A heavily moderated chatroom like 'talk', has at least 10 permanent operators in there at all times. Room talk is inhabited by teenagers who are prone to epileptic seizures, this results in their fingers getting stuck on the buttons, whilsts they're seizuring, and the scrolling starts.
Server operators like to join infrequently to caress their nuts and hopefully get a few underage chatters phone numbers and home addresses. Room international has only one operator who does nothing, his nickname is Bot, the brain child of Lord Markus Warpus III.
Room international being the most popular is frequented by Anetares (a high class prostitute from north london - she takes Visa and Paypal). Anetares likes to engage in cliche sexual innuendo conversations with user Strawberry Tart (a sexy transvestite with hippie hair). Also, a bald man with a mullet,if that is possible, Walker is the super uptight op of the room. If you say shag or your entry message has anything to do with masturbation(which is irony because he does it very often) you will be kicked, muted, or banned. A Fine Example Of Walter's Mullet
Room Welcome! used to be a popular room until spin administration opped a large group of noobs who now ruin the chat for everybody, rumor is they are bots, because they show distinct behaviours of a bot:
- Ignoring the context in which words are said.
- Repetitive warning messages.
- Poor attempts at humor
- Online 24/7 without idling.
There are also rooms known as temporary rooms, where sexually confused emo teenagers hang out and play with bots. Namely channel Oblivion, GeekStinkBreath and Fidelity (These rooms are run by a hippie, who likes to take pictures of his crotch, and upload them to his profile).
Server Operators
The server ops on spin come in many flavours. A majority being pensioners who have attached a toilet to their computer chairs so they don't have to leave when requiring to take a dump. An exception is user bufger, who was given these privileges due to his special needs condition. Legally administration must employ at least one user with mental disabilities to fulfill the 'A retard for an op' program, implemented in early 2006.
Server Operator AnalOne was one of the first server ops to integrate a toilet into his computer chair.
Flooding
There are currently 12,402 registered noobs on a waiting list, all waiting eagerly to get their hands on a new flooder. The highest bids for a flooder on the windows system (where else) have reached over $2000. In the meantime they like to try and chat up programmers, to try and get them to write one. Administration have implemented a shortcut feature on the visual basic server to try and thwart flooding attempts. To lock 60% of users out of the channels. Until the timer expires and it starts again.
Spin gifts
Administration have setup a gift system for people to send (often) small .gif images to eachother. So they can pretend they have real friends. Spinchat have implemented gifts like,a pink donkey, a depressed polar bear, and an easter basket. Available even at christmas time.
Site Updates
Spinchat has been promised to be updated for a long time, but that still hasn't come. User ~Cyclops~ throws fits from time to time because it isn't, and often cries himself to sleep about it. Today spinchat runs under the 'custard' theme - of dark orange and yellow highlights.
Also as UPDATED !live ... we investigated spin chat and really all we found were people like DARKNIGHTLORD, Janeagain and some ancient op from the 1920's names Purps. After all investigation that led into a marketed and demented forum, where hanicapps like DarkNightLord, will using hostility actually go against Free expression and become DEMENTED nazi censors with a wheelchair. Handicapped or not... there against Free expression and are, really, UNREAL.
