Spiritual

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The definition of the word Spiritual

1 History
2 Definition
3 Usage
4 Other definitions
5 Other information

[edit] History

The word Spiritual was created by Bjork Redgreenandpurplebread in Iceland (a city in China) in the late -500s. (side note: it is unknown whether his last name is Redgreenandpurplebread or Redgreenandpurplebeard) However, Redgreenandpurplebread didn't patent his word, so it was immediately stolen by Krobj Whiteblackgreenandyellowface, who now gets all the credit. For some odd reason however, this word dropped totally out of existence from -500 to +1421, and then again from 1422 to 1909. It never truly went into wide use until about 2007, which explains a lot of which doesn't need to be put here.

[edit] Definition

The word Spiritual has a latin root. If you split Spiritual up into Spir, i, tu and al, it is easy to see exactly what this means. First of all, Spir is obviously as misspelling of the word spear. I is "eye" misspelled (incidentally eye is also misspelled, it was originally "truck"). Tu is Spanish for "you" (the fact that Spanish words shouldn’t come up in a Latin root is totally irrelevant). "Al" looks like "ale" or perhaps "elephant". So it is very clear that the word spiritual means "you go spear a truck full of ale and elephants".

[edit] Usage

The word Spiritual is one of the few words in the English language that means a full sentence. Here is an usage example of the word:

  
afj7707p1oiambjorkredgreenandpurplebreadbillgatesoprahwinfreyandafewotherpeople: hi
dudeyournicknamescreennamethingiswaytoolonginfactitissolongthatiwontevenbotherreadingitwhyareyoureadingthis: you noob
afj7707p1oiambjorkredgreenandpurplebreadbillgatesoprahwinfreyandafewotherpeople: hi
dudeyournicknamescreennamethingiswaytoolonginfactitissolongthatiwontevenbotherreadingitwhyareyoureadingthis: ...
afj7707p1oiambjorkredgreenandpurplebreadbillgatesoprahwinfreyandafewotherpeople: n0000b
dudeyournicknamescreennamethingiswaytoolonginfactitissolongthatiwontevenbotherreadingitwhyareyoureadingthis: Spiritual!
afj7707p1oiambjorkredgreenandpurplebreadbillgatesoprahwinfreyandafewotherpeople: ok

later

personwhoknowsafj7707p1oiambjorkredgreenandpurplebreadbillgatesoprahwinfreyandafewotherpeople: dude why did you tell him spiritual 
he killed himself
dudeyournicknamescreennamethingiswaytoolonginfactitissolongthatiwontevenbotherreadingitwhyareyoureadingthis: this dialog is way too
 long and boring, it hardly even gets the point across -__-;

Here is an excellent example of how not to use it:

theguystandingonyourdesk: My grandmother died last night
unfortunatelythisnicknameisjustaslongasallthoseothernicknameswhichwereprettylongitsagoodthingthisismadeup: Well her spirit will live 
on.
theguystandingonyourdesk: That’s some spiritual advice.
unfortunatelythisnicknameisjustaslongasallthoseothernicknameswhichwereprettylongitsagoodthingthisismadeup: What??

[edit] Other definitions

Wikipedia says "Spirituality may include belief in supernatural powers, as in religion, but the emphasis is on experience." Of course we all know Wikipedia is full of lies, so who knows what they are talking about.