Splintern Hemisphere

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Map of the Entire Place

The Splintern Hemisphere is a hemisphere located on the Last paranormal islands on earth and was created in 2001 by Pyra Labs. It includes popular islands such as Lego Island and is currently growing. It was found by Google Earth and founded by Google in 2003, later on buyed by Apple and renamed to iSphere in 2004. Finally, Apple was Out broke and the Splintern Hemisphere was nobody's.

[edit] Viewing Specials

There are many Tourist traps in the Splintern Hemisphere. Right now, the Booby traps are working on many tourists. The booby traps are neither:

• Big boobs that can be called a tourist trap because it traps tourists into looking at the BOOBIEs for hours, but it does'nt work on wimen.

or

• Booby traps, which capture people and they can't get out of the trap, nomatter what it is, yet again, does'nt work on wimen.

[edit] Phenomena

The first level phenomena

The greatest level phenomena.

Many strange phenomena may happen in the Splintern Hemisphere. For example, the Uncyclopedia may mix up with it's parody, the Wikipedia. The phenomena is caused by a high level of Inanimatum Crysisum (also known as Eating), which can be found in the Mirror universe or BleedoTM, which originally comes from BleedoTM (explanationTM)

[edit] Animate Lego people

Real-life Lego people may be found on Lego Island and to get there, you must be a Lego Person yourself. To be one, you must use the Minifigorizer (Not to be confused with the Gorillaz, Golf, Figure, Minifigorizah or Anticontranonantidisneopsudeoretrohypersesquipedalianism) first, which will teleform you into a Lego Person also known as a Minifig (Not to be confused with Magnificent).

[edit] The Hydronuclearsupercombustionableultradehydratedmegadeadly scar

It may require Bling and *fart* to fix a Hydronuclearsupercombustionableultradehydratedmegadeadly scar. The name says it all: Hydronuclearsupercombustionableultradehydratedmegadeadly is a simple english word created by Guywiththereallylongwordswhosenameisalsoabigfatgiganticwordwhichthisisapartofitbuthisnameisbiggerthanhydronuclearsupercombustionableultradehydratedmegadeadly "scar" Whichisoneofthewordshecreated. The Hydronuclearsupercombustionableultradehydratedmegadeadly scar is a deadly scar, which can come onto your eye while Huffing Splinterniansuperlongnamed kittens

[edit] This User.com

Splinterniania has eaten dogs, yes, they do. Thisuser.com is a website with all types of crazy crap-style userboxes. LOLOLOLOLOL