Spoonerville
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Spoonerville is the third-largest city in Calisota after Duckburg and St. Canard. It is the birthplace of Goofy, right-hand man to Mickey Mouse and head commander at Mauschwitz. It is also the birthplace of Peg Pete, real-estate agent and former Miss Calisota 1993.
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[edit] History
Spoonerville was created on a whim. Somebody said: "We've got two cities, why not try for three?". At the time, everybody was already employed in Duckburg, St. Canard and the still-growing Goosetown. Only the Spooners could be bothered to give it a try to find jobs, and so the town became Spoonerville after it's forefathers.
[edit] The Mouse Era
Commander of Mauschwitz, Goofy, was born in Spoonerville and used the Town for his own personal power-base away from Mickey Mouse. The same town was the location where Goofy had Sex with Peg Pete, the wife of his neighbour Pete, while her husbands' back was turned.
A series of propaganda films were also created around Spoonerville under the title of Goof Troop, portraying Goofy not as a cold-hearted killer, but as a kind, gentle soul eager to help out his fellow man. This, although, has all turned out to be complete bollocks.
[edit] Places of Interest
- Fuckham Bridge - The spot where Goofy and Peg had sex for a long period of time.
- Goofy's Birthplace - Title says it all.
- Spoonerville Railroad Station - Where Donald Duck escaped death on a visit to the city.
