Spring shoe

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The original Duck Version Spring Shoe.Beta

“In Soviet Russia , Shoe Springs You ! ”

~ Russian reversal on spring shoe

“It will never work! you need two of those!”

~ The Azuzy on spring shoe

The Spring Shoe , or Anti Gravity Sandals (German: Das Sprichgentshh reACHEN Shu) , is a simple extension to the most common human beings orgens called Feets.

ofcorse there are many many other uses to feet but eventually non of them actually Spring.

that one and only fact is the one that proofs all other Wrong.

the progress of those spring shoe, evolving the gravity forces and the mighty Thor mixing all kinds of elements into simple and elegant High Jumping Instruments of pure devine is a , as no other words ~~in brain~~ , Gift !!

a gift of nature and her boyfrind , god , to us humble creatures of unSpringed leggs to evolve and expand into higher levels and stupider unsafer walking movements and not to mention the dance

ofcorse as in any other advanture of human technology race , it all began with the military.

1 Evolution of the Spring Shoe
2 Spring Shoe and World Domination
3 Uses
4 Abuses
5 See Also

[edit] Evolution of the Spring Shoe

The original Spring Shoe was "Kfitz Shoe" (or, Ardalaim Mekaptsim!!) invested by the Israely Army of Public Assumptions and developed by Chuck Norris and Kfitz the Cat at the late 1920'. after some ~~real stupid~~ severe testings it was given to the israely Mossad to slap giraffes by their antennas and fine tune for better reception of outer space giraffes. Later on the giraffes decided they need to wear spring shoes too so that the Mossad couldn't fine tune these antennas.

The spring shoes finally gained its respectable place in the world today when it had 2 new features added to its core design. First, a spring and second the other springs.

Early Design Commercial from the 50's

then came the golden age for Spring Shoes high and high jumping success and more market for the common unSpringed costumer the big shoes companys started to hit the streets.

The Niky Springs for Boys eveolve and surely left a few marks on the ceilings

London Faggy Shoe Company made their marks while selling Feet Lifts

and ofcorse Axl Rose found his Guns Band with a Spring Shoe called Sprash

With the acceleration of Nano-Technology there was need for an artifact of real high movement so the original Lo-Fi models soon improved into smaller whiter sharper plastiker offsprings such as:

Virtual Spring Shoe

[edit] Spring Shoe and World Domination

The future for The Spring Shoe...? Who knows?? Scientists believe some projects might change the way we walk as a two legged monkeys, while others tend to jump around while stupidly trying to drink beer with their feets 1.7 meters above the ground

Others claim it might be that the Spring itself will evolve a cheesy Brain and will just jump away ...

[edit] Uses

Mostly use externally.
Don't wear during hiccups.
Use only the spring shoe rout on the autobahn or the Kangaroos will get you... they WILL get you!.
Mostly while beering.
Avoid Hobbit Layrs.
Works Well while using crutches to balance Logic/WayOut Flowt.

For The Spring Princess , Plasters not included

[edit] Abuses

While Listening to Psytrance ~~music~~ noise the shoe wearer should keep in mind that its all in their heads and part of the show , and should not attempt to divert universes.
Should Use in Fall.