St. Paul, Minnesota
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St. Paul is a Norwegian colony in the USA. In the early 1990s it became clear that this colony really was a covert attempt to secretly capture the entire world. The founder of this brilliant idea was the king himselves ( at the time ) Barg Vikernes, father of the present King Varg Vikernes. Exactly how Barg Vikernes came up with the idea is hard to explain, although the Norwegian people seemed to embrace the plan.
THE PLAN:
1 ) Colonize Minneapolis
2 ) ...XXX Classified to all below the Arctic Circle XXX..
3 ) World domination
The American citizens already present in St. Paul would, according to this plan, be forced to eat huge ammounts of "lutefisk" and drink gallons upon gallons of "vørterøl". This, alongside a massive use of the weird sweater "lusekofte," should later prove to be the very foundation of this still existing colony.
Even today, Norwegians may be seen marching around, armed with icecream and flags( especially on 17.of May. )
St. Paul is located in the Twin Cities metropolitan area, which is named after a baseball team. That team, ironically, is not the Minnesota Twins, but the Kansas City Royals. This has caused some animosity between Minnesota and Missouri, and led to a brief nuclear war in the late afternoon on June 23rd, 1986. By incredible chance, only one person was hurt during the war, who was hospitalized for a month due to a severely bruised ego. After his recovery, he hit the talk show circuit, and later landed the role as that guy in that movie. He has been acting ever since, has converted to Scientology 11 times, and reportedly enjoys painting and collecting photons.
[edit] Famous St. Paulians
- The Artist Formerly Known as the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince. Wait no...he's from Minneapolis...hmm...lovely bridges
- Garrison Keillor, known heretofore as the Exhaulted Grand Poobah of the Sons of the Daughters of Norway.
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[edit] Fast Facts
- No other city have thrice hosted the Vegetable and Fruit Special Olympics, in the same year.
- St. Paul is the only city in Minnesota that is not the largest.
- The street plan of St. Paul was developed by a few drunk Irishmen.
- It was originally named "Pig's Eye". I'm not kidding. Seriously. It was.
- Its favorite color is purplish, but it also likes skiing.
- The capitol of Germany is not in St. Paul.
- Neither is China.
- It also likes long walks on the beach and romantic candle lit dinners.
- Almost all of this is nearly the same thing as on Minneapolis
- Was once radioactive and filled with cannibals
- In 2008, it was destroyed by Cthulha, a desendant of Cthulhu, and her army of United States soldiers along with the rest of the Twin Cities Metropolitan area.
