Star Wars (video game)
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[edit] Episode I
[edit] Naboo Blockade
*TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #evil*
Evil_Master: yo tradefed
TehTradeFed$$$: wat do j00 want?
Evil_Master: l3ts b allies
TehTradeFed$$$: kay
Evil_Master: Go start a blockade against de naboo
TehTradeFed$$$: alright dat sounds cool
TehTradeFed$$$ has left #evil
TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #naboo
TehTradeFed$$$ Blockades Naboo, Naboo loses 500 Health
Val0rum_Admin: hey u cannot do dat!
Qu33n: yeh this is my channel im admin here
TehTradeFed$$$: watever
quigon88 has joined #naboo*
ken0b1 has joined #naboo*
Val0rum_Admin: hay quigon88 and kenobi come hlp, TradeFed is being a lil biatch
quigon88: ok
*quigon88 and ken0b1 offer TehTradeFed$$$ peace
TradeFed$$$: lol noobz
TradeFed$$$ has struck quigon88, 0 damage!
quigon88: lol...
quigon88 strikes TehTradeFed$$$, 10 damage!
ken0b1 strikes TehTradeFed$$$, 8 damage!
TradeFed$$$: OMFGWTH!!/1?!?121?!?!?!1 H4Xser!!1
TehTradeFed$$$ has left #Naboo
TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #evil
Evil_Master: WTF tradefed?! ur suking ghey noob.
TehTradeFed$$$: STFU! Dey have jedi! i aint no match for no jedi!
Evil_Master: Ignore dem ghey ass jedi, go and attacksorz Naboo.
TehTradeFed$$$: kay
TehTradeFed$$$ has left #evil
TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #naboo
Qu33n: Look, da pussy is bak from his hiding, lolz!!1!
TehTradeFed$$$ launches Invasion of Naboo, damage 75
Qu33n: WTF!
quigon88: why da fuk are they doin that?
ken0b1: No idea
Naboo attacks TehTradeFed$$$, damage 40
TehTradeFed$$$ attacks Naboo, damage 120
Naboo attacks TehTradeFed$$$, damage 65
TehTradeFed$$$ attacks Naboo, CRITICAL HIT, damage 754!
Qu33n: Shyt, i give ups
TehTradeFed$$$: who is teh pussy now?
TehTradeFed$$$ takes control of Naboo
quigon88: dam lts git out of here
quigon88 and ken0b1 have used cheat/stealth!
TehTradeFed$$$: ROFL b4 dey wer so t0ugh now dey hidin' wit cheat codes, ROFL!
qU33N: gAi...
*jarjar is no longer idle*
jarjar: hello, mesa called jar jar binks
jarjar: mesa 1337
quigon88: shut up jarjar, we needz to g3t ta fuk outta hurr.
jarjar: u follow me! mesa loves dis game, mesa are gunna pwnz it lik it hawt!
ken0b1: omfg, shut da fuk up ur annoying
quigon88: let sav Qu33n
ken0b1: otay
quigon88, ken0b1 and jarjar exit cheat/stealth
Qu33n: muthafukas whurr did ya go?
ken0b1: we com her to save ur azz
TehTradeFed$$$: wat da hell im still here...
quigon88: Dam!
[edit] Escape from #naboo
TehTradeFed$$$: u cannot leave dis room!
TH3 PR0CRAST1NAT0R has entered #naboo*
TH3 PR0CRAST1NAT0R: H...
TehTradeFed$$$ has struck Qu33n, 28 damage!*
R2D2 has healed Qu33n for 15!*
R2D2: beep
Qu33n: thx R2
TehTradeFed$$$: n00bz
R2D2 has left #naboo*
Qu33n has left #naboo*
quigon88 has left #naboo*
ken0b1 has left #naboo*
Evil_Master has joined #naboo
Evil_Master: U LOST DEM AGAINAS!?!?!?1/1!q!!!!!
TehTradeFed$$$: soz, i gots da naboo though...
Evil_Master: omg u betta kep it!
R2D2 has joined #tatooine*
Qu33n has joined #tatooine*
ken0b1 has joined #tatooine*
quigon88 has joined #tatooine*
[edit] chos3n_0ne is found by quigon88
chos3n_0ne: hi guys
quigon88: buying hyperdrive 20k credits
slavetrader: no not credits
slavetrader: only real cash
*quigon88 has used Mind Trick!*
*slavetrader has saved!*
quigon88: aww
[edit] Race Minigame
slavetrader: but if chosen1 can win t3h minigame "race" then u can have him and the hyperdirve
chos3n_0ne: dont worry quigon im 1337 at minigames
quigon_88: u wanna come with us?
*s3bulb4 is no longer idle*
s3bulb4: u cannot win chosen1
chos3n_0ne: shut up s3bulb4
*s3bulb4 and chos3n_0ne race!*
*chos3n_0ne has won the race!*
[Log Truncated]
[edit] To #coruscant
Val0rum_Admin: hi Qu33n
Qu33n: hi
palpatine (PM to Qu33n): go start election using your special ability senate, valorum is n00b, remember he couldnt save #naboo...
Qu33n (PM to palpatine): oh ok then he made me lose my place as admin dere
*Qu33n starts election...*
Val0rum_Admin: oh u noobz
*Election results: palpatine wins!*
palpatine: w00t thnx Qu33n
*Val0rum_Admin has disconnected*
palpatine: thanks again,
Qu33n: g2g every1
[Log Truncated]
[edit] Battle of Naboo
Gunganz: oh hi queen h8 u
Qu33n: oh come on gunganz we need u otherwise we r dead and #naboo is theirs.
jarjar: oh hi gunganz
Gunganz: ok i will hlp u qu33n
Gunganz: hi jarjar u can help us
jarjar: thanks yousa so kind!
jarjar: mesa really liken yous
jarjar: a
Gunganz: shut up jarjar u still n00b
*TradeFed$$$ has joined #naboo*
TradeFed$$$: oh what u guys doing n00bz i will kil u all
TradeFed$$$: im 1337
*Gunganz has struck TradeFed$$$, 28 damage!*
TradeFed$$$: take this noob
*TradeFed$$$ has struck Gunganz, 34 damage!*
jarjar: mesa gonna get yousa u noobz!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
TradeFed$$$: go away, u so noob man
*TradeFed$$$ has struck jarjar, 19 damage!*
*Gunganz has struck TradeFed$$$, 32 damage!*
*TradeFed$$$ has struck Gunganz, 44 x2 damage! CRITICAL HIT!*
*Shield Generator was destroyed!*
Gunganz: oh dear retr34t 4ll
TradeFed$$$: told u im t3h 1337 rAndOM guY : NO UR NOT I S TEH 1337, I PWN
jarjar: no, mesa still 1337 also yousa n00bsan
*jarjar has struck TradeFed$$$, 2 damage!*
*52 damage to Gunganz!*
Gunganz: jarjar u noob retreat u dont kn0w how to y00se dat special itm dont use it n00b
random guy: j00 all ch00bz, i pwn u c0z i is the 1337
[edit] Meanwhile...
Qu33n: here we are, my Pad
*Royal_Guard is no longer Straight*
TradeFed$$$: oh hi qu33n, time to give Head to me
Qu33n: no im n0t going to
*Royal_Guard has struck TradeFed$$ In the nets (nice) 39 damage!*
[edit] In #naboo.space
chos3n_0ne: help w0tz goin onn why am i sent to #naboo.space instead of #naboo i wanted to stay dere
R2D2: s0z chosenone i acidentally took us h33r...
chos3n_0ne: helllp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111shiftone!!!11111111
TradeFed$$$: wats going on
TradeFed$$$: ow
*chos3n_0ne has deactivated TradeFed$$$ HQ!*
*TradeFed$$$ has disconnected (Connection reset by peer)*
Qu33n: wow chosenone u r t3h 1337
[edit] Maul666, quigon_88 and ken0b1 fight
quigon_88: u n00b im gonna 0wn you
*quigon_88 has struck Maul666, 31 damage!*
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, 27 damage!*
*Maul666 has struck quigon_88 and ken0b1, 17 damage each!*
Maul666: hah i h4v sp3cial attack 2-sider
Maul666: im gonna kill u both
*Maul666 has killed quigon_88!*
ken0b1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Maul666: n00b!
ken0b1: j00r g0nna g3t pwn3d!!!
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, 29 damage!*
*Maul666 has struck ken0b1, 20 damage!*
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, CRITICAL HIT! 582 damage!*
*ken0b1 has killed Maul666!*
ken0b1: wh00t, i am t3h r00l3r!!!!!111
chos3n_0ne: now can i get training plz like quigon promised?
YODA: too old, he is not to be trained
ken0b1: please...? i promised quigon88 i give him training
YODA: oh, ok then, i care not
[edit] Episode II
[edit] Attack on Senator
*Nab00zenator has joined #coruscant*
Nab00zenator: sup guys?
*bountybabe1337 has joined #coruscant*
*bountybabe1337 has struck Nab00zenator, 20 damage!*
Nab00zenator: wtf??
*bountybabe1337 has left #coruscant*
Nab00zenator: this is wut I get for playing again
UnclePalpy_Admin: Hey Nab00zenator, what’s up?
Nab00zenator: some moron just attacked me for no reason
UnclePalpy_Admin: Well that’s not good. Looks like you can’t take too many hits like that!
Nab00zenator: Im fine
UnclePalpy_Admin: h/o just a sec.
Nab00zenator: …
*teh_MACE has joined #coruscant*
*YODA has joined #coruscant*
teh_MACE: u w4n7 u5 70 h31p th4t n00b?
UnclePalpy_Admin: Let that ken0b1 guy and his friend do it.
The_MACE: whu73v3r
YODA: hmm
YODA: protect Nab00zenator and find attacker, they will
YODA: when signed on they are
[edit] ken0b1 and chos3n_0ne meet Nab00zenator
*ken0b1 has joined #coruscant*
*chos3n_0ne has joined #coruscant*
ken0b1: now we get to follow you around and kick ass.
chos3n_0ne: Nab00zenator a/s/l
Nab00zenator: it’s me, Qu33n
Chos3n_0ne: new sn?
Nab00zenator: yeah
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*bountybabe1337 has struck Nab00zenator, 3 damage!*
*bountybabe1337 has left #coruscant*
Nab00zenator: dammit
ken0bi: I got her IP, let’s follow her
chos3n_0ne: k
