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Star Wars, Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, is a well known, Jedi Simulator, second only to everything else.

[edit] Storyline

The storyline of Jedi Academy is simple - you get an annoying sidekick, some tough Kyle Katarn, and some deadly random Sith dudes,who are fun to kill with a glow stick. Eventually, it is preferably, to kill the annoying sidekick, Rosh Penis, and destroy the galaxy, via the a really fucking old guy wearing a dress. He's also a Sith Lord.( They like to call him Ragnos though. Don't ask me}.

[edit] GamePlay

Jedi Academy has the latest in gaming technology. It features the ability to move forwards AND backwards, as well as side-to-side. There are a number of weapons available, including the appropriately named the DeathFromAbovesAreFunLightsaber, and the attack system consists of smack, smack, smack, and then the Shift button breaks, and you say some rude words. fuck you all i rule u all go to hell

[edit] Graphics

Jedi Academy also poesesses the most wonderful graphics, using the smelly cake Quake version engine. If feautures ten different ways to render your custom Mara Jade models, tits, and seven different ways to render awfulness in Rosh Penis's face. Kyle Katarn though, when you use some spawn cheats to fuck around with your game, can pound seven different shades out of some Tavion. He's also very sexy.

[edit] Sound

All of Jedi Academy's music is plaguerized from the original trilogy soundtrack, because anything they would have done, KOTOR would have pwned. To stop embrassment from being pwned by KOTOR (which happened anyway), they use the orignal Star Wars soundtrack ( which of course, is cool.If you are a Nerd though.), and sounds, except for the voices, which for the male sound like nails on the chalkboard. The female voice however, means Jaden Korr is a long lost desecndant of Bastila and Revan, to appease the many 50-year old pervets, mostly Gungans, writing Bastila and Revan mush.

[edit] Modding

The modding of Jedi Academy today, is extravagant, until your game complains about too many custom NPCs loaded, and says bugger off, and you bang your head against the wall and cry, because Open Jedi Project won't run anymore. However, the modding of the game, is plauged by numerous 12-year old males, who's models have size 16-DD bras. However, the maps and mods, when not clogging up and stuffing up your game, are numerously somewhat good. Usually. But tis always funny to run round playing a pink mod, because it is. Its like a guy wearing pink. Funny. If you sterotype. =

[edit] Multiplayer =

Multiplayer has recent garned a new mode - Kitten Huffing, which invovles using the lightsaber method of huffing. Most unmodded Mutliplayer games, involve Deaths From Above, and quite a lot of Explosions. Most modded games however, contain quite a few of 12-year old males, with there aforemented big boobied models. It may also inculde some intelligeint people, but these are yet unknown to mankind, especially the ones who haven't touched Filefront, or any mods yet. Especially those ones. And people who use lol, ur noob lol. I like u on the net.

[edit] A conclusion

It seems most probable, that if still playing the single player campaign, you just plain suck. Unless you are adding to Wookieepedia. Either that or you ARE a real Nerd. Thus we will, eventually, catch you. And transform you. Into something. We just aren't sure.

In conclusion, it seems the Jedi Academy isn't really that bad - as long as you avoid the twelve-year olds.