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1 Introduction
2 Origins
3 Corrections
4 Addendum
5 Wiki
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7 Cheese

[edit] Introduction

Stardestroyer.net ("SD.net") is a right-wing fundamentalist site run by Harry Potter, and a Chinese dude Baptist living in Quebec. It focuses heavily on Star Trek, the crossover debate Star Trek v. Star Wars, and the religious themes evident in Star Trek. It has a sister site, Creationtheory.org, which is also run by Mrs. Potter, and exposes Evolutionism as pseudoscience.

Stardestroyer.net also has a message board which features the slogan "Get Your Fill of Truth, Love, and Jesus Christ". They are currently in a running contest with the Rapture-Ready Message Board ("RR-BB")to see who can convert more visitors to Christianity. Currently, SD.net is leading, with -37 conversions, to RR-BB's -69.

[edit] Origins

SD.net was originally conceived by Oscar Wilde as a method of birth control prior to the invention of more effective methods, such as Absinthe and Pr0n, running on the theory that you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth after the cows have jumped over the moon, unless you add lots of useless links to wiki articles, and make lots of run on sentences. It served as a staging post for the Rogue State of Gnu during World War III, but was eventually sacked by an army of Emperor penguins led by the Dark Lord Yodel, during the tumultuous battle of Easter Island in the year 1294.

[edit] Corrections

Sorry, that's not quite right. SD.net (The full name having long been forbidden to be spoken fully outside of level-3 consercated ground, having been revealed to the elusive Eighth Deadly Sin.) was founded by a once-obscure cadre of atheistic warlocks led by the animatronic puppet lord known cyrptically as 'Darth Wong'. Through devilish Satan non-worship, they have mastered Numerology which has somehow breathed life into previously fictional entities such as Sith, Borg, and Strawberry Shortcake into lurching undeath. Frequent dicussions on anal intercourse and unprotected entities such as Linux then lead us to the conclusion : Darth Vader is trying to steal your soul. From your ass.

If you are accidentally tricked into browsing SD.net, do not 'fart'. That is the BREATH OF LIFE from GOD that is being STOLEN BY THE HERETICS! You must not loose your bowels until you can successfully clear your browser cache. If you cannot make it, you must make your way to a fully ordained priest right away. So he can seal your torn hole with the power of JESUS(tm)!! To seal and fill your hole with the power of the JESUS(tm)!!

And this is the last time I'll post when this tired.

[edit] Addendum

It is a matter of public record that certain members of SDN regularly engage in deviant trisexual behavior. When confronted, these members will retreat behind a veil of erratic, often incomprehensible posting behavior, sometimes descending into gibbering madness with the posting of random images (such as Happycat) and non-sequitur text. It's probably because you touch yourself in public while facing a school bus full of migrant farm workers.

SDN is a frequent, often fanatical supporter of such movements such as Star Trek and PETA. While the latter is an aberrent behavior for the otherwise hyper-fundamentalist website, the former is completely consistent with the coprophiliac tendencies of SDN's memberbase.

Two of the most respected members of SDN are the individuals known as Darkstar and Steward at SDI who are known for their quick wits, supremely intelligent rebuttals (case in point: Steward's renowned Bands of Brightness analysis) and strict adherence to the rules of logic.

Please note that failing to abide by rules of politeness, using profane and/or blasphemous language and flaming of other users is heavily frowed upon and will result in an instant permanent ban upon the first offense. Also note that as per the SDN Board Policies, an argument may be dismissed solely on the fact that the writer violated the politeness and/or language rules.

It is widely accepted (but unproven) that SD.Net is maintained by a highly trained and dilligent team of transvestite commandos, framed for a crime they didn't commit. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SDNTVCD Team.

SD.net also maintains several different usergroups, including the bloodthirsty Heavy Armour Brigade, which is deliciously and counterintuitively dedicated to memorizing the current arsenal of all the world's military and dreaming up schemes to lose to anime mechas; the Society of Sisters: No Boys Allowed, wherein women continually post their hot, steamy, erotic fantasies featuring male SDN members; and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the moderating group of the hidden forum "The Corridor of Flowers", who remove all offensive material posted in their forums and edit, instead, captioned images of flowers.

It is also a matter of public record that SDN is a special stop on the mantrain.

[edit] Wiki

Reports that Stardestroyer.net now includes a wiki are false and none of the individuals who have made such comments have been assigned to double plus good happy thoughts educational fun time camps.