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This is a list of common attributes, characteristics and behaviors shared by all the members of a specific nationality, group, ethnicity, or race, without exception.

Contents 1 Nationalities 1.1 Africans 1.2 Albanians 1.3 Alsatians 1.4 Americans 1.5 Arabs/Middle Easterners 1.6 Argentines 1.7 Armenians 1.8 Austrians 1.9 Australians 1.10 Belgians 1.11 Brazilians 1.12 Bruneians 1.13 Canadians 1.14 Central Americans 1.15 Chilean 1.16 Chinese/China 1.17 Colombians 1.18 Czechs & Slovaks 1.19 Danes 1.20 Dominicans 1.21 Dutch 1.22 English 1.23 Estonians 1.24 Europeans, collectively 1.25 Finns/Suomi 1.26 French 1.27 Germans 1.28 Greeks/Greece 1.29 Haitians 1.30 Hungarians 1.31 Icelanders 1.32 Indians from India (or, dots not feathers) 1.33 Irish/Nothern Irish 1.34 Italians/Italy 1.35 Jamaicans 1.36 Japanese 1.37 Jews 1.38 Koreans 1.39 Malays/Malaysia 1.40 Mexicans/Mexico 1.41 Morrocans 1.42 New Zealanders 1.43 Norwegians/Norway 1.44 Peruvians 1.45 Pirates 1.46 Poles/Polish 1.47 Polynesians 1.48 Puerto Ricans 1.49 Russians 1.50 Scots 1.51 Serbs 1.52 Spaniards 1.53 Swedes 1.54 Swiss 1.55 Somalis 1.56 South Africans 1.57 Tasmanian 1.58 Thais 1.59 Turks 1.60 Vietnamese/Vietnam 1.61 Welsh 2 Races 2.1 Asian 2.2 Black/African 2.3 White 2.4 Hispanics 2.5 Pacific Islanders 3 Sexuality 3.1 Gays 3.2 Lesbians 3.3 Bisexuals 3.4 Pansexuals 3.5 Pedophiles 4 U.S. Regional Stereotypes 4.1 New Yorkers 4.2 Southern Californians 4.3 Southerners 4.4 Floridians 4.5 Texans 4.6 Midwesterners 4.7 Northwesterners (Washington & Oregon Natives) 5 U.S. Ethnic Stereotypes 5.1 African Americans 5.2 Chinese Americans 5.3 Cuban Americans 5.4 Greek Americans 5.5 Irish Americans 5.6 Italian Americans 5.7 Mexican Americans 5.8 Native Americans 5.9 Norwegian Americans 5.10 Polish Americans 5.11 Vietnamese Americans 5.12 WASP Americans 6 Others ethnic sterotypes 6.1 Tibetans 6.2 Italian, Greek, Lebanese and African Australians (Australia) 6.3 French-Canadians (Canada) 6.4 Basques (Spain) 6.5 Galicians (Spain) 7 Religions 7.1 Atheists 7.2 Christians 7.3 Buddhists 7.4 Catholics 7.5 Creationists 7.6 Lutherans 7.7 Mormons 7.8 Muslims 7.9 Pastafarians 7.10 Scientologists 7.11 Seventh Day Adventurers 8 Misc. 8.1 Police Officers 8.2 Emos 8.3 Nerds 8.4 Celebrities 8.5 Athletes 8.6 Ku Klux Klan members 8.7 Smokers 8.8 Mafia 9 See also 10 External links

[edit] Nationalities

[edit] Africans

• Are Black
• Tribalistic, even genocidally so.
• Highly AIDS-prone.
• War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
• Corrupt and dictatorial governments.
• Blame Whitey for all their problems.
• Internet scammers.
• Like the big boo-tay.
• Spear-chuckers
• Highly religious
• Often have swollen lips.
• Dance around fires while shaking spears
• Walk around wearing huge painted tribal masks and loincloths
• the women just walk around barefoot in grass skirts with boobs hanging to their knees
• the women do all the work and they all have a baby strapped to their back
• all the men are violent and drive around in jeeps waving rifles
• everyone lives in a mud hut
• no running water or modern conveniences whatsoever
• says things like "booga-booga"
• are all tall, skinny, and black as oil
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Albanians

• Thieves and robbers
• Rich literature, with the oldest proof of written documentation of their tongue going a staggering 400 years back (circa 1600 AD). Had to wait 2 centuries after the americas were discovered
• Corrupt government to actually decide that they had something memorable to write down
• most beautiful race in Albania, third only to dogs and goats (see below)
• smartest people in the world (believe it, people!)
• Hate Greeks and Serbs and call them darkskinned big-nosed mongrels (but would allow both of them to do their wives and daughters for a reasonable fee)
• Alcoholics
• Love any roasted meat (but rarely get it)
• Construction workers but somehow they all seem to have a university degree (renowned Tirana Uni)
• Love Americans, Jews, Nazis, Europeans, and everyone who doesn't share borders with them
• greatest lovers (as a survey including a sample of 2,100 goats and sheeps concluded). Second only to Welsh in terms of inter-special sexual intercourse frequency
• there are no gays in their country (sorry, that's Iran...)
• they're the greatest warriors in the world (having won no battle whatsoever)
• Hate their politicians but somehow they manage to reelect them every time
• They all speak Italian
• Short temper, violent
• No Emos nor Goths
• Their gangs and mafia can be found all over Europe and North America
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Alsatians

• Can't decide if they are French or German.
• Enjoy a nice bratwurst and sauerkraut (German cuisine) with goose liver pâté and a bottle of chateau Lafitte (French cuisine).
• Know all the words to both "La Marseillaise" and "Deutchland über Alles".
• Their only claim to fame is the Alsatian Shepherd Dog, ironically called German Shepherds by most people.
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Americans

• Negative
• Gay
• stereotype other countries and nations badly
• An embarrassment to their country
• Obese
• Love drugs
• All their women are hookers
• Obsessed with everything red, white and blue
• Obesely gay
• Women are short, fat and ugly, and watch Oprah
• Are either Nerds, Athletes, Hackers, Terrorists, Environmentalists, Politicians, Millionaires, Billionaries, Homeless people, Commoners or Noobs
• Stink like butter
• Created baseball but suck at it
• Pays an Arab every time they go to the gas station
• America has more homosexuals per square mile than any other country
• Suck at war since WWII (Russia did most of the work anyway)
• Stereotyped to be stupid but cuddly (read: fat) creatures
• Hysterically unaware of everything around them.
• Determined to leave as little of the environment possible
• Loves pornography
• Consumed prescribed medication
• Loud
• Created stereotyping, but sucks at it
• Complains everyday
• Eats McDonalds everyday
• Gets fatter everyday
• Emotional
• Dicktators
• Anti-intellectual (read: ignorant beyond repair)
• Reserve their leadership for movie-stars and soft-in-the-head drug-addicted college kids
• Compost heap of all the trash kicked out of Europe centuries ago
• All men use steroids
• Gun-toting Republicans with a desire to shoot at random people
• Prone to owning defense mechanisms against the ever growing threat of robbers
• Unable to appreciate anything not American 'cause, America is the way to go!
• Did we mention obese?
• Always complain about the complaining of other nations
• Evangelical twats, but a few enlightened souls
• Has weight problems
• Huge eyes and noses (inbred)
• Materialistic
• Obese
• Always in a hurry and on time
• Psychotically fixated on the bible
• Blames their problems on the rest of the world
• Dumber than the rest of the world

[edit] Arabs/Middle Easterners

• Smell like expensive exotic perfumes
• Anti-semitic
• Get paid every time a dumbass goes to the gas station
• Everyone supports or commits terrorism against the infidels
• Made the AK-47 the pop icon it is today
• The reason US troops never come out of the "green zone"
• Religious zealotry
• Think all European women in bikinis are for sale
• Suicidal
• Muslim
• Rich like crap
• Like to build skyscrapers that look like penises
• Kicking Jewish butt is a favorite pastime
• Women are sexy/attractive (especially Lebanese girls) (when they aren't wearing full body shrouds)
• Second largest Penises (after blacks)
• Smarter than Americans
• Have Landmines in their front yard

[edit] Argentines

• Consider themselves superior to other Latin Americans
• Hated by other Latin Americans
• Egocentric
• Small Dicks
• Galicians with half brain
• Make fun of the Galicians without realizing that they are Galicians themselves
• Think Argentina is located in Europe. That's true, they include this in geography textbooks!
• Know how to tango
• Affinity for steak and wine
• Often brag about their European heritage
• Harbored Nazi War Criminals
• Tendency towards Authoritarianism
• Are faggots
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Armenians

• Extremely hairy
• Talk about the Armenian genocide of 353 AD all the time
• Religious
• Alcoholics
• Their unibrows make them good at chess
• Really bitchin' musicians
• Like to brag
• Hate Turks like no other
• Hate everybody else
• Very successful in other countries
• Think they are God's chosen people
• Tied to organized crime
• They all live in the Glendale Republic of California
• Eat copious amounts of pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!
• Like to claim that Armenia is in no specific geographic region, is its own region really
• Proud of their ancient history
• Extremely loud and violent
• Extremely militant
• Like to do it in the other hole.
• Don't pay taxes
• Really good in making money (see above)
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Austrians

• Wear Tirolean hats and lederhosen
• Play giant Alpine horns
• Excellent singers/yodelers
• Stooges to the Nazis
• Great musicians and composers
• Export charismatic politicians such as the chancellor of Germany, and governor of California
• Annoy people by singing everywhere they go, as in the film The Sound of Music
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Australians

• Drink beer constantly
• Eat meat pies constantly
• Watch AFL constantly
• Descended from criminals (Based on past as a British penal colony)
• Aggressive but good-natured
• Everyone gets a "fair go"
• Wrestle/hunt crocodiles
• Generous, friendly
• Practice sex on children
• Lazy
• Love Vegemite for some awful reason
• Wear 'short-shorts' regardless of weather
• Being jealous of their New Zealand neighbours
• Dingoes ate their babies
• Adventurous, courageous
• Tendency to get in barfights
• Known for preparing barbequed shrimp ("shrimp on the barbie")
• Keep Kangaroos as common domestic pets and ride them around(holds some truth)
• Root Kangaroos
• Jealous of New Zealand for having green grass
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Belgians

• Fine chocolatiers
• A penchant for buggery (as referenced by Dr. Evil in first Austin Powers film)
• Bland, boring
• Easily invaded and conquered
• The actual inventors of French Fries
• Excellent varietal beers
• Invented waffles (Belgian waffle)
• Hercule Poirot is the most famous fictional citizen
• Reputation for fussiness
• Lots and lots of pedophiles
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Brazilians

• Love meat
• Love beer
• Drinks beer at work while dancing Samba
• Believe that are superior to Argentinians
• Hate Argentinians and Americans
• Hate gauchos; Brazilians from the south that are more like Argentinians
• Love their European culture and do not admit that they are mostly black
• Rich coloured people acts whiter to real white Brazilians
• Brazilians will say to a foreigner: Brazil is the best place, beautiful people, beutiful beaches, Brazilians are friendly and bla bla bla...
• Loves to have the "biggest" forest, the "biggest" footbal stadium, the "best" soccer team, the "best" people and the biggest asses and DO have the best bitchez
• Can't speak Portuguese and English
• Football lovers
• Rapist
• Has a plot to dominate orkut (http://www.orkut.com)
• Believe that Orkut is a plot to dominate the world
• Love to dance and party, keep very late hours
• Integrate "flair" into every possible aspect of their lives.
• Sexually promiscuous, adulterous
• Poorly run economy, rampant inflation
• Start having sex at a young age
• Sexy, attractive ("booty-jiggling")
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Bruneians

• Known for the phrase "Bulih Kali Ahh"
• Lousy and wreckless drivers
• Worships Friendster
• Always complain about the government
• Acts to be rich while in Malaysia
• Weird fetish for expensive Nokia phones
• Xenophobia
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Canadians

• Relaxed and laid back people
• Baby seal clubbers
• Love beer and ice hockey (in Canada and north midwest U.S.A. it's just called hockey)
• Think that curling is a sport worth watching
• Don't like being confused with Americans although they bring it on themselves by copying everything the Americans have copyrights on
• Don't like being confused with Americans although they bring it on themselves by adoring and emulating all American movies, television shows, celebrities, and music.
• Problem with 51st State perception
• Secretly jealous of Americans
• Very obsessed with being "politically correct"
• Easily offended but often too chicken to say anything about it
• Year-long waiting lists for routine checkups at the doctor's
• Smoke a lot of weed
• Have no issues with being taxed to death in order to support their welfare state
• Hang out at Donut Shops and Dollar Stores
• Upset that the average American couldn't care less what the capital of Saskatchewan is
• Bad tippers
• Gayer than Americans but smarter
• Wear knit caps (toques) and call each other "hoser"
• Believe that the French Language Police keeps their country together
• Think that all of their celebrities that have achieved success in the USA are special.
• Think that their celebrities that have NOT achieved success in the USA are worthless.
• Believe that they "won" the War of 1812
• Dull
• Know nothing about politics
• Are Douches
• Cheat on husband
• Divorced, fail at having family
• Say "eh" a lot
• Polite to American tourists, snide and rude to other Canadians
• Have their very own bacon
• Their entire police force consists of half-a-dozen people (mounties) that ride moose, wear canadian flags as capes, and have diets of nothing but maple syrup.
• Come from Canadia
• Look like trashcans
• Like, they live in igloos, eh?
• The world's gay friend
• Believe in gay-equality and marriage, unlike small-minded Americans like Fred Phelps who secretly craves penis.
• MUCH smarter than Americans
• Every Canadian knows English and French - and Canadian.
• Sorry this list isn't longer

[edit] Central Americans

• Raised in extreme poverty
• Clumsy
• Poor hygiene
• High birthrate
• Willing to "work for peanuts"
• "Tribal savages eating giant cockroaches in the rainforest"
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Chilean

• Hate Argentines
• Hate Peruvians
• Hate Bolivians
• Hate Brazilians
• Hate Ecuadorians
• Hate Colombians
• Hate Venezuelans
• Hate Cubans
• Hate Paraguains
• Hate Uraguains
• Are either Punks,Psychobillies,Emos,Goths,Metalheads or Nerds.
• Are hated by Peruvians, Argentines, Bolivians, Chileans, and many others.
• Wear Sunglasses even when it's snowing.
• Are dark and very tall.
• Get mad when they are not number one.
• ALWAYS wear dark suits or trenchcoats.
• Are disturbingly obsessed with Rammstein.
• Always wear black.
• Women have ridicuolosly big boobs.
• Industrious, precise, punctual
• Militaristic, regimented
• Cruel, brutal
• obsessed with cleanliness
• don't like white people.
• Think Chile is a continent.
• Fascist
• Are angry.
• All work for Electronics or weapons corporations.
• Have giant Superiority complex.
• Women have HUGE asses.
• Think snow is beautiful and sexy.
• Have sharp facial features.
• Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed)
• Think they invented everything.
• Hate, and I mean HATE white south americans.
• Say the Inca were a race of Supermen.
• Fascist
• Make G-36s.
• Always have an Angry look on their face even when they are happy.
• Have small eyes.
• Have giant chins.
• Are tall.
• Are the fascist assholes of south America just beating Venezuela,Colombia,and Peru.
• Like building skyscrapers on uneven soil.
• Are angrier when their skysrapers fall over.
• Have massive male genitailia.
• Love goosestepping.
• Are easily pissed off.
• Heil der Furher.
• Are very tall.
• All drive a Mercedes or BMW.
• Average height 6'8"
• Average beer piss from one day 17.4 gallons.
• Wear Jackboots.
• Like tanks
• Have hot women.
• Have sexual intercourse with nuclear missiles.
• All work for Heckler&Koch
• Build weapons for a war they'll never have.
• Want to nuke the rest of the world.
• Think they're Arayian even though they are the darkest of all Latin Americans.
• Are 97.06% pure Indigenous (fact)
• all of them own gattling guns and Kar-98s
• Big,tall, and Douche-like.
• Lazy
• Listen to death metal.
• Unpunctual
• Communist
• Nazi
• Militarist
• Nationalist
• Fascist
• Build aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines NOT TO INVADE PERU.
• Fascist
• Have alliances with Mexico through they're mutual hatred of the Mayans.
• Listen to Mad Sin.
• Pay glory to the prussians.
• Love Pinochet.
• Love to snowboard but are terrible at it.
• Peru's Jackass neighbors.
• Fascist
• Are dark skinned even though it is always cold and never sunny in Chile (probably somthing to do with them pissing off the Inkan sun god.)
• Obsessed with education.
• Deny their South American heritage.
• Have pointy little knife like noses.
• Cannot touch their toes.
• Are rich assholes.
• Stoic, unemotional
• Reputation for toughness
• Depressed, high suicide rate
• Alcoholic
• Can believe it's not butter.
• Beat up Argentines for fun.
• Arrogant.
• Xenophobic.
• Know Karate.
• Hit they're heads on ceilings......a lot.
• Fascist
• Turn into SS stormtroopers whenever it rains, and since Chile has a cold climate this means it happens a lot
• Over paranoid about germs.
• Complaining is there national sport.
• Have teeth so white they are known to blind Argentines.
• Touch themselves when no ones looking.
• Touch themselves when people are looking.
• Are gay.
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Chinese/China

• There's literally billions of them
• Superstitous, obsessed with luck, avid gamblers
• Live in a corrupt dictatorship but don't really care
• Sing like William Hung
• Inscrutable
• Eat fish heads
• Eat cats and dogs
• Pick rice
• Hock loogies and spit indiscriminately in public
• Good at maths and science - think they have better brains
• Insular
• Incredibly bad drivers
• Created Widescreen view
• Hate Japanese people
• Cultural superiority complex
• Are kung-fu masters
• Competes with Jews in Math and overall Cheapness
• can be blindfolded by floss
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Colombians

• Mean militrist government.
• Drug dealers/drug mules
• Work at coffee plantations (Juan Valdez)
• Snobbish
• women are catty
• Submissive, obedient wives
• Grow weed in backyard
• Love to party
• Attracive, sexy
• In jail, have been to jail or will go to jail
• In a gang
• Good bodies (big booties)
• Poor or ghetto
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Czechs & Slovaks

• Military ineptitude, easily conquered/defeated
• Hate being called Czechoslovakians
• Great cheap beer, jolly when drinking beer
• Can drink incredible amounts of beer without getting drunk
• Bohemian bitches
• Sneaky, clever
• Almost as good in science & technology as the Germans
• Drink too much
• Ugly, smelly
• Still poor from formerly being Eastern Bloc country
• Affinity for folk music & gypsy music
• Smoke too much
• horrible in bed
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Danes

• Good beer, enjoy their beer
• Happy go lucky, fun loving, pranksters
• Sexy, attractive
• Easily conquered by Nazis in WWII (despite Viking history)
• Fine sailors
• Smoke more cigarettes than any other nation
• Give their children cigarettes insted of sweets
• Still lots of Danish hippies
• Reputation for free love
• People get naked in public parks (that's Sweden, you idiot)
• Fit & healthy people, but not known for athleticism
• Believe most Swedish men are gay & weak
• Dependent on cradle to grave welfare state
• Speaks English even better than the Dutch
• Likes Metallica, because the drummer (aka trashcan banger) is Danish.
• Notorious for their Jante's Law
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Dominicans

• Rowdy
• Obsessed with baseball
• Constantly eat plantains
• Own 'bodegas'
• Men father children from different women
• Promiscuous females
• Hate the fact that no one famous is Dominican
• Resent Puerto Ricans for their success in America
• Submissive women
• Female all have the same general apperance. Nothing unique
• Hate sharing a island with Haiti
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Dutch

• Good beer (Grolsch, Amstel), jolly when drinking beer
• Actually, Heineken tastes like glue mixed with piss
• Attractive/sexy
• Men are boring romantic partners, but also bisexual
• Promiscuous, start having sex at a young age
• Reputation of "anything goes" with legal cannabis and prostitution
• Highly tolerant, just as long as you're "one of us"
• Speak English better than British or Americans
• Obsessed with cleanliness
• Wooden shoes, tulips, eastpacks and windmills dominate perception of culture
• Wearing Nike air Max Classic
• Travel through Europe in mobile homes
• Bad skiers
• Very tall
• Xenophobic despite liberal attitudes to drugs, sex, ect.
• High
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] English

• Suck at sport
• Uppity
• Proud
• Loud
• Drunk
• Fighting
• Warm beers
• Wet, cold, foggy environment; occasional sunny days
• Love tea, especially jolly when drinking it
• Crap government
• Crap laws (putting taxes on taxes on taxes on taxes!)
• Inbred royals that no one cares about
• Inbred royals in-laws the media can't get enough of
• Reputation as football hooligans
• Severely bisexual
• Easily embarrassed; overly polite
• Prone to casual violence and binge drinking
• Make the best butlers
• Piggy white due to sunlight deficiency
• Constant whinging
• Find men dressed as women remarkably hilarious
• Cavemen if from the north, effeminate if from the south
• Heavy accent that you can't understand.
• Played those evil guys in the grey outfits that worked for the empire (Peter Cushing, those guys who played the people Vader constantly choked to death)
• Have skinny jeans
• Hate the Germans
• Hate the French
• Hate the Spanish
• Hate Europeans
• Like Afrikaners
• Like Colonel Gaddafi
• Like General Pinochet
• Like Enoch Powell
• Hate Steven Grasse
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Estonians

• Always complain about elections
• Always complain about election results
• Always complain about politicians
• Always complain about prostitution
• Always complain about Russians
• Always complain about tourists
• Always complain about Estonians getting caught with drugs abroad
• Always complain about EU not giving enough money to them
• Always complain about the government on power
• Always complain about others complaining about Estonians
• Eat only K-kohuke (K-cheese curd)
• Always complain about the letter "K" being in front of "kohuke"
• Good prostitutes
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Europeans, collectively

• Affinity for football
• Racist at football games
• Emulates American pop culture, for no real reason
• Rude to morons (see: Americans)
• Comfortable with nudity
• Unemployed in Germany
• Political disunity
• Xenophobia
• Emphasis on ancestry
• Smoke too much in France
• Think they are better than anyone else
• Down with metrosexuality
• Wear too much spandex
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Finns/Suomi

• Avid hunters, outdoorsmen
• Eat Santa's reindeer with santa
• Sexy, attractive
• Believe/known all Swedish men are gay & weak
• Alcoholics
• Depressed, high suicide rate
• Make depressing and confusing films
• Proud of fighting/resisting Russians, Swedish, Vikings, and tourists
• Reputation for toughness
• Considered intolerant by their Lapp/Sami minority
• Too many vowels & not enough consonants in language
• Obsessed with symphonic & epic-sounding music
• Finnish words: Perkele, jumatsuikkeli and reilumeininki
• Corrupt, cynical and nihilistic from birth
• The rednecks of Europe
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] French

• Sexually obsessed
• Poor hygiene, smelly
• Nationally chauvinistic
• Male chauvinist
• Cowardly, weak
• Militarily inept
• Promiscuous, philanderers, adulterers
• Affinity for grand prix racing and bicycle racing
• Headbutt people while playing Futbol
• Pretentious, artistic
• Extremely rude - especially waiters
• Extremely anti-Semitic
• Disdainful of Americans and British
• Emotionally bitter and cynical
• Emphasis on history, and perception of cultural inferiority
• Smoke far too much
• Women have hairy armpits
• Have an inability to accept that they were never the most powerful nation in the world.
• Give their children wine and cannibis to develop rough, frog like voices necessary to be accepted into adulthood.
• Smell like cheese
• Smell like garlic too!!
• Smarter than Americans (but only just)

[edit] Germans

• Admire tall stature, blue eyes, blond hair ("Aryan")
• Suck at war
• Spartan, unemployed and humorless
• Man thongs
• All must listen to techno, extreme death metal, and/or Aqua.
• Have the dirtiest porn
• Good beer, jolly when drinking beer
• Industrious, precise, punctual
• Militaristic, regimented
• Cruel, brutal
• Intolerance; Nazis; anti-Semitic; Holocaust;
• Have a delusional need for World Domination, originating from national inferiority complex
• Sad computer geeks
• Whiners
• Xenophobia, hate towards immigrants
• TYSK!
• Their language sounds like this: "Derb shtrehuben grabenschterbenferbenshteit" (But it does!)
• Speak a language without vowels
• Have skinny moustaches
• Believe that in a war: "Ze more ze merrier!"
• Addicted to world wars
• Always lose said wars
• Women have Harry legs
• Sasuage eaters
• Have about 2,000 types of sausuage all ending in "wurst"
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Greeks/Greece

• Short
• Dark, swarthy & hairy
• Drink lots of Ouzo
• Smoke too much
• Unduly proud of achievements of ancient Greeks, with no recent achievements of any note
• Men dance with other men, and break plates
• Religiously devout and yet somehow atheist.
• Never marry other ethnicities other than Greek
• Occasional recreational homosexuality
• Occasional pederasty
• Hate the Turks passionately
• Useless
• Love goats
• Use the words 'Ela' and 'Re' a lot/too much.
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Haitians

• Voodoo practitioners
• Dim-witted
• Corrupt government
• Susceptible to AIDS
• Live in shacks made of aluminum sheets and tires held together with AIDS viruses
• WHO
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Hungarians

• Pseudo-religious Catholics
• Obsessed with sex and porn
• Homophobic
• Stubborn
• Hungarian women are the meanest, can transform into demons
• Weird language
• Believe English is a reptile species
• Short and explosive tempers
• Control freaks with no idea what they want
• Emo
• Dark
• Classical music
• Paprika
• All nationalists
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Icelanders

• Tall, blond or red hair (except for Björk)
• Pale nearly transparent skin
• Very attractive, sexy
• More sheep than people (only 300,000 souls)
• The men are the strongest ones in the world
• The women are the most beautiful in the world
• Three Icelandic women have won the Miss World competition, including Miss World 2005
• Pacifists with no military of their own, but love to fight when intoxicated
• Drink and smoke far too much
• Alcoholicism, drunkenness, constantly party
• Unwelcome at many Southern European/Mediterranean resorts (due to excessive drinking)
• Promiscuous, adulterous
• Affinity for fermented shark meat, goat head, and hot dogs made of sheep
• They all are either related or know each other
• Dislike Danes
• Dependent on cradle to grave welfare state
• Avid readers, authors and chess players
• Collect technological gadgets and devices
• Make pretentious music
• Everyone lives in Reykjavik
• Thinks they are smarter than Americans (in which they actually are)

[edit] Indians from India (or, dots not feathers)

• Fond of curry and tend to munch it
• Hindus
• Awful smell, especially the one in seat next to you on a 12-hour flight
• All immigrate to America
• Clogging up America
• Only interested in studying medicine, computer science or finance
• Greedy
• Will handle your customer service concerns every time you call an 800 number
• Run all of the 7/11's and Dunkin' Donuts
• Become Doctors
• Especially Sihks, extremely lazy; get their kids to do all the work for them
• Can't seem to get away from them
• More body hair than other races
• Considered the most haughty and prideful race
• Invented the convenience store
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Irish/Nothern Irish

• Alcoholics
• Enjoy entering the eurovsion song contest
• Potato loving (spuds)
• Leprechauns
• Drinking
• Fighting
• Fighting after drinking
• Drinking during fighting
• Fighting during drinking
• Drinking after fighting
• Poverty, claiming off the dole
• Pedophiles
• English-hating (but then, -everyone- dislikes the English)
• Sending celebrities abroad to confirm all of said stereotypes (Shane Macgowan, Roy Keane, Collin Farrell)
• Being pregnant
• open air mental hospital
• favourite irish drinks: guinness, bucky, harp, bulmers/magners, jack daniels, sothern comfort, kilkenny, and a pint of water to avoid avoid a that everlasting hangover
• Gingers
• Smarter than Americans, even after drinking

[edit] Italians/Italy

• Deeply religious (Pastafarianism)
• Love good food & wine
• Greasy
• World's most reckless drivers
• Proud of their history, culture, art, & architecture
• Corrupt, esp. in relation to Sicily & southern Italy
• Affinity for sports cars, grand prix racing
• Irritable, easily offended, violent
• Inefficient, unable to maintain schedules (except under Mussolini, when trains ran on time)
• Affinity for night life
• Stylish, fashionable
• Like to go on strike
• Fascists (1920s-1940s)
• Communists (1945-1960s)
• Prone to diving (mainly when plaing against Australia, and why not?))
• force their culture upon every other first world country, mutilating it in the process
• Love their "fully sick" subwoofers
• Ride mopeds instead of walking
• Constantly trying to rescue girlfriend from a giant lizard-dragon thing, only to have a small guy in a weird hat and a diaper tell them that the princess is in another castle
• Responsible for the Mafia in America
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Jamaicans

• Hates the white man
• Rastafarians
• Practice witchcraft
• Domineering, bossy women
• Wear dreadlocks
• Hatred of gay people
• Love of cannabis
• Good at reggae and hair growing
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Japanese

• Samurais or ninjas
• Love sushi and other raw fish dishes
• Cunning, reputation for sneak attacks
• Cruel, sadistic
• Suicidal (seppuku, kamikaze)
• Short
• Extremely competitive
• Consider themselves superior to other Asians
• Corrupt government, system of political spoils
• Technologically obsessed/fixated
  • Make every video game in existence today
• Big shiny eyes and oddly-colored hair
• Male chauvinism/very unequal relationship between men and women
  • The deferential "geisha" stereotype
• Workaholic mentality:
  • Company men ("sarariman"), office lady
  • Push children too hard in school
  • Can make every electronic device smaller and faster
• Sexual duality: sexually repressed, but perverted/libidinous
  • Fetish for schoolgirls ("roricon"), schoolgirl uniforms ("bura-sera")
  • Hentai; bukkake
• Extreme/excessive overcrowding
• Xenophobic
• Using giant hornet venom to repel disrespectful models
• Buy used underwear on the street...oh wait, that one's true.
• Own Dojos and/or Sushi Bars
• All businesses run by the Yakuza
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Jews

• There's no such thing Jewish stereotypes, because it's all true!
• Simultaneously holds all the currency of the world in one place, while the rest of the world circulates fraudulent cash.
• Parsimonious, desire to amass wealth, Love Money
• Larger than average noses
• smaller than average male genitalia
• CHEAP AS HELL
• Evil, their women look like men
• Communist revolutionaries
• Look down on non-Jews, Consider themselves "chosen" and superior
• Lawyers, accountants, businessmen, bankers and Hollywood producers
• Over-analytical/neurotic, self-defeating and discontented (Woody Allen)
• Too witty
• Too sarcastic
• Too gentle
• Above-average comedic talent
• Always complaining ("kvetching")
• Nagging mothers
• Fussy
• Burn easily
• Gas easily
• Hassidic and Orthodox Jews make love through a hole in a sheet
• Dominant in science and medicine
• Megalomaniacal; strive to control/dominate all organized establishments
• Consume mostly bagels, seltzer water, deli food
• Low sense of Morality
• Manipulative and Calculating, particularly involving social issues
• Stick to their own kind
• Constantly under the threat of genocide
• in Soviet Russia, they kill Nazis
• Keep necklaces with gold around their necks.
• Always in fear of every one else ('cos everyone is trying to kill them.)
• Way smarter than any other race or people on earth
• Are all from New York City/have Brooklyn accents
• They all eat gefilte fish all the time
• All of them make really good matzo-ball soup
• They can't marry anyone who's not a Jew or else the order of the universe will be thrown off
• They all want to live in Israel/visit Israel/make a pilgrimage to Israel
• Love Chinese food.
• Smarter than Americans (unfortunately, some Jews are American)
• All come from the same country (why else would they be listed under race?)

[edit] Koreans

• Eat dogs and cats
• Eat Kimchi
• Tune cars
• Uber gosu-est micro (e.g BoxeR's dropship mechanics)
• Considered not as smart as the Chinese
• Inferior technology
• Prominent sex trade
• Masters at StarCraft, WarCraft, etc.
• Passionately hate Japanese
  • Think Japan altered their country's name from 'Corea' to 'Korea', just to make it alphabetically subsequent to Japan
• Really good breakdancers
• Love big corporations like Samsung
• Maple-story
• Sexist
• Violent
• Love selling the worst cars in the known universe to the Americans
• Unfriendly
• School shooting
• Commies
• Too Good at Soccer
• Made every free MMORPG in exsitance
• Have computer gaming as a sport
• Smallest average """" (wink wink nudge nudge)
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Malays/Malaysia

• Eat Nasi lemak
• Demolish Hindu temples
• Useless at soccer
• Sex addicts
• Slap ridiculously high prices on foreign products so citizens can "Be Malaysian, Buy Malaysian"! This is Bolehland, what.
• 0.000163% of Malays are genuinely smart, 27% have ADHD and 107% are mentally retarded and are hoping for a quick death.
• Creator of the most useless car brand in the world.
• Considers Chinese neighbors to be communists in disguise
• Considered to be one of the dumbest species of human in the universe (Second to Americans possibly?)
• Hang around in street corners doing nothing (aiya what to do lah)
• Say 'lah' after every sentence
• Loves the feel of money, but too lazy to work for it
• Malays are easy to bribe with money, they'll do absolutely anything for you
  • Duit kopi if they happen to be traffic police
    • Datuks especially love duit kopi
      • A malay can also be bribed with porn, lots and lots of porn
• Dreams of becoming datuk, become rich, have hot wife(s) and 20+ kids
• Hypocritical; government claims to abolish corruption while it's ministers live off on duit kopi
• Throws garbage everywhere
• Sex addicts
• Government especially proficient in diverting money earned from all the hardworking Chinese and Indians as "tax" and channeling them into the pockets of lazy, undeserving good-for-nothing bumiputras
• Fuck up toilets, whether it be public, friends or even their own (Don't believe me? Go see one)
• Government forces people into National Service where they can experience the joys of beating each other up, shooting each other with M-16s and get raped by their trainers. (guys only!) Malaysia Boleh!
• Mat Rempits
• Rushes to scenes of road accidents and take down car number plates for 4D
  • Also gets in the way of people who are actually doing 'something' to save the accident victims, such as medics.
    • Also just stands around pretending to feel sympathy for the victims.
• Has a tendency to mass-migrate back to caves once a year hollering 'OOO-OOO-OOH BALIK KAMPUNG!!'
• Rape women
• Rape daughters
• Snatch thieves
• Sell pirated DVDs in Pasar Malam. Yarrr!
• Prefers pale-skinned women
• MUST be Muslim or else suffer from stoning
• Closest human related to monkeys
• If not a muslim, then not malay lah!
• Idolise whiteys and strive to be like them (in terms of pale-skinnedness and stupidity)
• Marginalise all non-bumis in Malaysia, then claims that everyone has the same freedom, rights and privileges. Malaysia Boleh!
• Consider themselves superior to all non-malays (except for the whitey)
• Instead of using toilet paper they pick their asses clean with their hands
• All skyscrapers made by foreigners
• Did I mention Sex addicts?
• Doodles crap all over walls, elevators, old buildings, etc.
• Vandalises Uncyclopedia on a frequent rate (especially the Malay page that's still CVP'ed)
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Mexicans/Mexico

• Corrupt fascist militristic government, corrupt police; rampant kidnapping in Mexico City, crime relatively unchecked in rest of country
• Gunslingers and drug trafickers
• Either really tall or really short.
• Dark-skinned
• Make Tecate
• Drink Corona as if it where water
• Wear sombreros
• Have a donkey
• Charros
• Mariachis
• Have no idea what a super-market is (a market that can fly???)
• Enjoy goosestepping.
• Both men and women sport large moustaches
• Lazier than average
• Excel at fence-jumping, swimming, running, etc.
• Devoutly Catholic, devotion to Virgin Mary
• Hate Gringos.
• Hate Mayans (most,i.e.Aztecs)
• Hate Aztecs (some,i.e. Mayans)
• Hate Guatemalans.
• Hate Venezuelans.
• Hate Bolivians.
• Think the Azteks were superior to the Romans
• Capable of digesting virtually any known substance (including mole)
• Tired of hearing about the whiny Americans and their Battle of the Alamo, don't they remember they got Texas, California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Nevada???
• Very nationalistic
• Made the first automatic rifle
• Invented color T.V.
• Invented cable T.V.
• Last country to produce the VW Beetle, and has the most "Vochos"
• Proud of the achievements of the powerful indigenous civilizations that once thrived in Mexico, but widely opress and discriminate against these people nowadays
• Poor neighbor syndrome
• Rigid class system based on race
• Drive Mercedes
• Affinity for bullfights, hat dances, soccer, beer, tacos, beans and corn
• Enjoy an illegal trip across the Rio Grande
• Marijuana Mules
• Celebrate everything, even though there's nothing to celebrate
• Sexy women
• Ugly men
• Build weapons
• Violent yet freindly
• Like Nukes
• They have more kids than Chuck Norris has balls(17 as of 1-1-0001)
• Competes with Irish with overall Drunkedness
• ride around on burros wearing serapes and dozing under huge sombreros drinking tequila
• Only 0.1% of the population has their High School Diploma
• Like white women
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Morrocans

• Rule most of Holland, where they use 'tolerance' and 'multi-culturalism' as an excuse to lie, steal, maim, kill and insult.
• keep lots of goats so they can slaughter and eat them
• walk around in striped robes and little hats
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] New Zealanders

• Being jealous of their Australian neighbours
• Excellent mountaineers - for example Sir Edmund Hillary
• Call themselves Kiwis after a native bird (not the fruit)
• Avid hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen
• More sheep than people
• Rumored to shag the occasional sheep
• Enjoy drinking and telling jokes at the pub
• Not known for formality - for example Peter Jackson of The Lord of the Rings fame
• Known for their "she'll be right" attitude to politics
• Have the hots for sheep
• Happy they are not in a Drought
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Norwegians/Norway

• Great athletes
• Avid hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen & mariners
• Eat Santa's reindeer
• Sexy, attractive
• Tall, blonde, blue eyed majority
• Believe they are the finest sailors in the world
• Stoic, unemotional
• Reputation for toughness
• Depressed, high suicide rate
• Alcoholic
• Tasteless food, tasteless weak beer
• Dependent on north sea oil revenues for cradle to grave welfare state
• Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed)
• Believe most Swedish men are gay & weak
• Death metal
• Rich but boring..
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Peruvians

• Hate Chileans
• Are hated by Chileans
• Are all Indians about 4 and a half feet tall
• Are Mini-Nazis.
• Waste their money on a huge army.
• Have corrupt government just like the rest of Latin america
• Stoic and angry looking.
• Freindly Fascists
• Think that they are part of the Soviet Union.
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Pirates

• Say "Argh!" and "Yarr!" a lot.
• Rape and Pillage.
• Bury Treasure.
• Unbury Buried Treasure.
• Draw Treasure maps.
• Know Johnny Depp.
• Their ships use Pier-to-Pier technology
• Drinking Rum
• Get in wars with Ninjas
• Star in a porn movie
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Poles/Polish

• Alcoholism
• Low intelligence (vast majority of the population), extremely intelligent (very few), with no middle ground
• Deeply religious (Catholicism), proud of Pope John Paul II
• Beautiful women with large breasts
• Rotten cabbage, rotten cucumber and pork-knuckle based cuisine
• Independent, rebellious, courageous
• Most of them are dumb farmers
• Like to steal cars more than Gypsies (from Gone in 60 Seconds(1974))
• Most live in the UK, Ireland or Chicago.
• Smarter than Americans
• "A shower of wankers" according to one dublin man

[edit] Polynesians

• Obese
• Long lived and healthy
• Live in a paradise-like setting
• Promiscuous
• Love corned beef
• Believe they are in American gangs while in Australia eg. Crips
• Fatter than Americans/Smarter than Americans

[edit] Puerto Ricans

• Believe they are superior to Mexican Americans or Dominicans
• Love to eat rice and beans
• Usually wealthier than Mexican Americans
• Decry their status as second class citizens, but glad not to pay federal income tax
• Love to dance, love clubing/night life
• Have disruptive parades in urban areas
• Hostile towards any perceived disrespect of the Puerto Rican flag
• Associated with drug dealers
• Perceived contributions to world are salsa singers
• Perception of being dark skinned
• Think they own America
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Russians

• Alcoholism
• Involved in organized crime, usually in the illegal sale of firearms
• Affinity for vodka
• Can drink massive amounts of alcohol and still pass a sobriety test.
• Associated with communism
• Affinity for balalaika
• Irritable, easily offended, violent
• Swoon into the arms of the closest dictator
• Wearing of ushanka
• Particularly comely females (until age 35 or so)
• Cranky, mistrusting
• Pessimistic and highly cynical
• Spies
• Prostitutes, pornography of all sorts
• Speak English with a very thick accent
• Respond to Your Mom jokes with extreme offence
• Extremely rich oligarchs live in London while masses of poor live in squalid holes back home
• Large portion of the Russian female population available to buy on the Internet
• All females have those ugly hairy moles on their face.
• Babushkas
• Attractive tennis players
• Hated by Estonians, Americans, Japanese for reasons entirely to do with their association to communism
• Loved by the Chinese for the same reason above.
• Are pretty much invincible.(See Rasputin)
• Are Gay.
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Scots

• Red-headed
• Drunk, sentimental, lyrical
• Dislike of the English
• Wear kilts and tartan
• Rude, surly, irritable, easily offended, violent
• Swear a lot
• No sense of humour
• Red hair
• Inventive
• Clanknish
• Parsimonious
• Adventurous, courageous, independent, rebellious
• Hairy
• Painted themselves with Wade (blue pigment) before battle
• Military skill, unless fighting English
• Known to eat offal, haggis, and kippers
• Play bagpipes
• Will deep-fry almost anything (haggis, pizza, mars bars, cows testicles, their own testicles, etc.)
• Refuses to wear anything under their kilts, for obvious reasons
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Serbs

• Russian
• All Alcoholics
• Always want to mention that some guy, was a Serb
• Arrogant
• Always up for a fight
• Good musicians
• Good in sport, except football
• fucked nation (that’s why everyone bombs them)
• Heroic military, although 90% of them avoid serving the army
• Homosexual Hooligans
• In Yugoslav wars, they believed they killed none and everyone killed them
• Like to kill their own state leaders: Karageorge, Michael Obrenovitch, Alexander Obrenovitch, Ivan Stambolic, Zoran Djindjic
• Nationalists, Communists, and generally tendency towards Authoritarianism
• Paranoiac because of the World Conspiracy against them
• Religiously devout, although they confuse church with a grocery-shop
• Short memory; survived genocide commit by Croats in WW2, but they kept in one state with them
• Spite; do thing purposely although they know it’s not good for them
• The most ancient nation in the world; formed even before amoebas
• Their philosophy: They can’t pay me so little as I can work so little
• They hate politicians, although they need their “beloved Father of a Nation”
• They love their glorious history, although it is full of lossiness
• They think that all Albanians, Americans, Bosniaks, Bulgarians, Croats, gays, Freemasons, Jews, gypsies, lesbians, Muslims, Smurfs, Pope, get up every single morning thinking how to harm them
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Spaniards

• Have stereotypes on every possible type of person
• Look down on Latin Americans
• Talk with a lisp
• Enjoy getting run over by bulls
• Nihilistic party animals
• Affinity for sangria, ham, bullfighting and paella
• Treat animals cruelly
• Fanatic Catholics; controlled by the Jesuits
• Able to become addicted to anything
• When talking, they use a "Z" instead of an "S"
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Swedes

• Tall, blond
• Attractive, sexy
• Neutral in international conflicts
• tanned
• Make depressing, confusing, or overly maudlin movies/films
• Alcoholic
• Danes & Finns & Norwegians believe most Swedish men are gay
• Promiscuous, adulterous
• Tasteless food, tasteless weak beer
• Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed)
• Dependent from cradle on grave welfare state
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Swiss

• Stoic, teutonic
• Neutral on nearly everything
• Tendency to smoke way too much, and everywhere
• Takes their dogs everywhere, on trains and in restaurants
• War profiteers in WWII
• Affinity for cuckoo clocks
• Wear Lederhosen
• Suspicious banking practices
• Americans always confuse them with the Swedes
• Every one is called "Sven"
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Somalis

• Skinny
• Drug addicts
• Anarchists
• Consider themselves superior of other Africans
• Don't marry outside their own tribe
• Dont like to be called "Somalian"
• Hate being confused for an Ethiopian
• Anti-American
• dirty spam heads that knock over everything in their path!
• scavengers
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] South Africans

• White
• Racist
• Obsessed with Cricket
• Less annoying than Australians
• Hate black people
• Insist they are all descended from the Boers
• Want Apartheid back
• Worship PW Botha as a god
• Think the book Black Beauty should be illegal
• Hate Americans
• Want Da Bomb
• A surprising number are Jewish
• Like the British so much they put the Union Jack on their flag
• Like Colonel Gaddafi because he is White
• Hate Colonel Gaddafi because he is Muslim
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Tasmanian

• Prone to having two heads
• Not actually part of Australia
• Enjoy relations with those of the same family
• Australia doesn't want them
• Devil worshippers
• Majority of them are inbred
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Thais

• Prefer spicy food
• Prominent sex trade
• Festering kettle of sexual perversion and disease
• Paedophile tourist destination
• Drink snake blood as an aphrodisiac
• Prominent illegal drug trade
• Transexual
• School violent (They have wars between schools)
• Are buddhists
• Affinity of meth-amphetamine(Yaba)
• Original creator of Red Bull
• Affinity of soccer
• Suck at soccer
• Gamble on soccer
• Too funny
• Smile a lot
• Afraid of ghosts
• All services rip off foreigners
• Ride elephants
• Ride water buffaloes
• Deadiest kick boxing
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Turks

• Short
• Dark, swarthy & hairy
• Prideful
• Nationalistic
• Smoke water pipes
• Play chess and other games in public squares/outdoor cafes
• Occasional recreational homosexuality
• Occasional pederasty
• Hate the Greeks and Armenians passionately, since Greece owned them
• Admire European women
• Love to barbecue lamb
• Pretend to be smart
• Pretend to be straight
• Pretend to be white/European
• Enjoy threesomes with other animals
• Wannabe Arabs
• In the process of taking over Germany
• Pirates
• The other white people/meat
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Vietnamese/Vietnam

• Eat dogs and cats
• Insane
• Cunning, cruel
• Small in stature, petite
• Wear black pajamas
• Excellent tunnel diggers
• Nearly hairless
• Superstitous, obsessed with luck, avid gamblers
• eat noodles
• you only meet them when you go to get your nails done
• they talk loudly about you in Vietnamese while doing you nails
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Welsh

• Reputation for dishonesty, see Taffy
• Covered with coal dust from working in mines
• Dislike of the English
• Sexually promiscuous
• Always playing or watching Rugby
• Whimsical, lyrical
• Rowdy pub culture, but not a reputation for drunkeness or alcoholism
• Dark hair(from spanish heritage) light eyes (from celtic heritage)
• Above average musical & dramatic ability
• Rumoured bestiality with sheep
• Stupid language
• Attractive females (Two Miss World Winners)Not bad for a country with less than half of the population of London
• Use leeks as sextoys
• Annoying accent
• Roam valleys singing
• Stupid
• Believe electricity is the power of God
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Races

[edit] Asian

• Above average ability in mathematics
• Small stature
• Small male genitalia
• Glabrescent
• Poor eyesight
• Buck teeth
• Small male genitalia
• Little or no body hair
• Little or no male genitalia
  • They do have much pubic hair
• Small male genitalia
• Demure and passive, particularly females
• Poor driving skills
• Obsessed with luck, avid gamblers
• Above average musical talent, especially in piano and strings
• Affinity for Asian sports cars
• Small male genitalia
• Above average ability in martial arts
• Patient
• Small male genitalia
• Great builders/makers
• Small male genitalia
• Claustrophobia is non-existent with every and any asian
• Can pass all video games within a matter of minutes, especially The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
• Own you in any game you can name. Yes, even rock paper scissors.
• Can only dance in the presence of a video game screen with rising instructions
• Think of every animal as food
• Small male genitalia
• Above averge ability in ping pong
• Smarter than Americans
• Small male genitalia

[edit] Black/African

• Bad reputation
• Bad grammar, use of ebonics
• Cunning warriors
• Larger than average male genitalia
• Strong, good runners and athletes
• Excellent basketball players
• Tribalism, and emphasis on folk culture
• Sexually promiscuous, insatiable
• Impoverished
• Sold their African brothers off to slave traders
• Myth of extra bone and/or extra tendon in foot (reason for athletic ability)
• Supertstitious, religious
• Affinity for transferring misfortune in the guilt of 'Whities'
• George W. Bush doesn't care about them.
• Easily offended
• Love to eat
• have loud noisy sex with lots of screaming and booty-slapping
• blame white people for all their problems/take no responsibility for their lives
• talk really loud/yell
• they can all dance really well
• call everyone and everything a "bitch"
• think all white people are racists which is true (see link below)
• Like to drive Cadillacs
• Love fried chicken
• will drive a Cadillac but live in a slum
• Excel at being racist towards other races since 1964
• Love to drink grape drink made from sugar, water and purple.
• Smarter than Americans
• Great at working on plantations

[edit] White

• Affinity for extreme sports
• Love to stereotype and operate racialicious websites
• Second only to Asians in intelligence
• More wealth than other races
• Consider themselves more attractive than other races
• Take a stance of cultural superiority
• Descended from Cro-Magnons
• Can't jump (basketball)
• Can't rap
• Can't krump
• They like to think of themselves as better than you
• 
• Communist, left-wing, right-wing, or nazi, with little to no centrists
• Scared of the ghetto. You know it's true.
• Non-religious
• Will destroy the world
• Want to know everything
• Smell like wet dogs
• afraid of all black people/think they will get robbed
• lock their doors if black or hispanic people walk by their cars
• Unless Mediterranean, they make extremely bland food
• If Mediterranean, food PWNz
• don't like to eat anything too spicy
• don't discipline their kids (especially eastern Europeans, they let their kids loot all the stores they want, since they are piss poor)
• white kids all talk back and argue with their parents, who do nothing
• argue with everyone and think they can get their own way in every situation
• think all black people driving nice cars are drug dealers
• Unless American, smarter than Americans
• If European, they think all white Americans are rednecks
• If European, they think all black Americans are ghetto
• Always in a hurry and on time
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Hispanics

• They are all Mexicans as far as Americans are concerned
• 34% of the american population
• 66% of the U.S. military.
• Golden brown and sexy
• Big boobs
• Alcholics (not in a good way)
• Slightly lower intelligence than whites, but higher than blacks
• Illegal immigrants
• Wetbacks
• Can't speak English properly
• Good music
• Good food
• Good drugs
• Militristic
• Enjoy smuggling drugs and getting run over by bulls.
• Very proud of their heritage; nationalistic
• Probably mow your lawn (poorly)
• Probably cook your food (and spit on it)
• Gunmen and drug traffickers
• Genitalia bigger than whites; fatter asses
• Sexy
• Promiscuous
• Latin Lovers
• Like to build weapons.
• drive Mercedes, SUVs, BMW, or more commonly old pickup trucks.
• hate hispanics from othe countries than thiers
• all claim to be descendants of the Aztecs
• Better at dancing than other races
• all come from countries with major economies yet are somehow poor
• Devoutly Catholic
• Superstitious
• Frequently brag about how great and rich their cultures are.
• Always talk about how unfair immigration laws are and how much their countries' economies have suffered thanks to American imperialism (whitey bashers)
• Want to take over the universe.
• are all immigrants
• have no money and all shop at WalMart and KMart
• have lots of kids
• all the women wear make-up
• all the men have greasy hair
• love Benito Juarez!!
• Wish they were smarter than Americans (which they actually are)

[edit] Pacific Islanders

• About to drown in the ocean
• Are Black (except for maori who think they are black)
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Sexuality

[edit] Gays

• Gaaaaaaaaaaay!
• Effeminate
• Speak with a lisp
• Have great fashion tastes
• Love shopping
• Drag queens
• Promiscuous
• Don't really exist
• Incredibly shallow
• Cannot sustain a steady relationship
• Depressed, suicidal
• Occasional paedophilic tendencies
• Children of gay couples are deeply traumatised, and gay
• Inferior to straights
• Smarter than Americans, most Americans are these.

[edit] Lesbians

• Butch/femme
• Act more masculine than ordinary men
• Man-haters
• Evil
• Most likely radical feminists
• Inferior to straights
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Bisexuals

• Promiscuous
• Deceptive
• Can't decide who they prefer, Carol Cleveland or Graham Chapman
• Insincere
• Virgin
• Awkward
• Wank too much
• Smoke too much
• Drink too much
• Hypocritical
• Hate Communists
• Are all Furries
• Wear black or dark grey suits with brightly coloured ties all the time
• Superior to gays
• Smarter than Americans

[edit] Pansexuals

• Will have sex with just about anything
• Thinks about Sex all the time
• Is a giver,