Steve Buscemi

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Steve Buscemi (1992-) is an American actor, best known for his roles as scumwads, fuckmooks, losers, weirdos, wiseguys and other unkind comments. Ironically, most people who know him say he's an okay guy who will do a children series episode or two for Disney, even with his fear of woodchippers. Before he broke into acting, he held various low-paying jobs, such as stand-up comedy, working in an ice cream truck, and saving kittens out of trees. He turned to acting when one kitten did that thing to his face (Before this event, he used to look just like George Clooney).

Buscemi got his big break in the film industry in the independent feature Reservoir Dogs, directed by Quentin Tarantino. Buscemi's character Mr. Pussy was the only survivor in the movie. To make up for this fact, the Coen brothers have subsequently killed every character Buscemi has played for them. It was rumored, at one point, that they killed Buscemi himself, but it turned out they had only paralyzed him from the neck down.

In 2002, while shooting a movie we will not discuss, Buscemi saved Vince Vaughn's life during a bar fight. After realizing what he had done, he immediately apologized to the world and agreed to pay the city Vaughn lives in his salary for a year to compensate Vaughn's continued survival.

Buscemi lives in New York, with his child, dog, and seven wives, only one of which is actually not a zombie (He doesn't care though, he's cool like that). He spends him spare time drinking Kool Aid and reading Oscar Wilde, but hell, who doesn't?

Is credited for inventing the Cincinnati Bow Tie and founding France, but nobody gives him credit for it.

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Reservoir Dogs (1992) Creepy Looking Guy
Slaves and Kings of New York (1992) Creepy Looking Guy
Things to Do in Denver When you Don't Just Give A Shit Anymore (1994) Creepy Looking Guy
Don't Piss of Your Big Psychotic Swedish Friend (1996) Creepy Looking Guy
ConAir (1997) Garland Green
The Big Lebowitz (1998) Creepy Looking Guy Who Went Through the Woodchipper
Bruce Willis and his Cooky Space Crew! (1998) Creepy Looking Guy
That Movie I Said We Weren't Going to Discuss Damn it! (2002) Creepy Looking Guy
Spy Kids: Spy Another Day (2004) Creepy Looking Guy
Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johannson are Hott Clones (2005) Creepy Looking Guy
Sonic The Hedgehog (3001) Miles "Two Fucking Gay" Tails Fucker