Stick people

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Stick people are regular people drawn or real life, such as lindsay lohan, the olsen twins, camron diaz, and for example . they have unusually thin bodies with a head that varies between no eyes, mouth, ears, etc. while others have all of that for example: or , or even

[edit] History Of the Stick People

the stick people are very intellegent people with very unique skills. they are used in the marine core to lurk in the shadows and kill the sand niggers(towl wipes)in iraq. since they have the shape of a stick person, they can be disguised as any one or any thing. they come from a long line of famouse youtube actors on the show "stick figures on crack". although most of them get killed in the show, the others still live and can asexually reproduce.(wow, big words hurt my brains).[[Image:Stickmen.JPG|thumb|left|300px|As you can see, the stick man grew in complexity and came to look more like us as time progressed. Except for that neck on the last one. Weird shit.

== Why Stick People Are So Uncommon To the Human Eye == stick figures have very little patience and if one little thing doesn't go their way they will throw a huge tissy fit tantrum and sometimes actually kill themselves. lucky for you, we actually got one on film: . (this is on a loop so you cannot stop this gruesomeness.)

also, if 2 stick people are near each other and pissed off, this will happen:http://s158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/kimberleejharper/?action=view&current=Funnyvideos-Stickpeoplefightsodamnf.flv

[edit] How Stick People Vary

stick people come in only two human known types. blsck stick figure, an white stick figure. as this may sound racist, it is not, its just the way of life for these stick people. now there are two main differences that the two have. the white stick figures cannot kill grues, shown here:[[Image:Groo.PNG|thumb|left|White stick figures can't kill Grues...]] and the black stick figures cannot kill the bonzie buddy, shown here:

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