Stonecutters
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“Why won't they let me in their crappy club for crappy people”
~ Homer Simpson on Stonecutters
“We Do!”
~ Stonecutters on Stonecutters
“They do.”
~ Captain Obvious on Stonecutters' song
“WE DO! WE DO!”
~ Martian on Song
“...I don't get it...”
~ Obama on The We Do song
“They're was a little spanish flee, a record star, he thought he'd be, he heared of singers like Beatles, the chipmunks he saw on TV! Why not a little spanish flee?”
~ Homer Simpson on A vaugly un-related song
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The Stonecutters is a club. I bet this is Captain Obvious.
[edit] Religon
They worship a Bart Simpson carpet, and a big book about Bart Simpson they did worship a page until it got ruined. They also worshipped a big poster of Bart but someone spilled coffee on it. Now they are part of the No Homers Club.
[edit] Stonecutters Starting
Nobody really knows how it started... except the people that actually do know... I'll tell you since they might torch me, they do, they do build it in 1996.
Nah, I can't tell ya.
[edit] Fun Facts about Stonecutters
- Who controls the british crown, they do.
- Who keeps the metric system down, you guessed it, they do.
- Who leaves atlantis off the maps, they do.
- They are in your house right now.
- They are really mad.
- They do control your brain
- They know Jaws did WTC
- They know everything.
- They know your username is <insert name here>.
- They know you are viewing their page.
- They are under your bed.
- They control what you see and hear!
- For they are, Stonecutters
- They think Dr. Zaius rules!
