Strait of Gibraltar
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“Faggots”
~ Strait of Gibraltar on Town of Gibraltar
The Straight of Gibraltar is the only heterosexual individual in the UK territory of of Gibraltar. The Strait of Gibraltar lives at 33 Rainbow Way in a brick house.
[edit] Early Life
The Straight of Gibraltar was adopted by two men of Gibraltar and raised to be a proper Gibraltarian. His two fathers, Hank and Stan, named their son Gaylord. He was taught the fine art of homosexuality, interior decorating, yoga, and has seen Brokeback Mountain 213 times, as all young Gibraltarian lads have. He attended public school and received mediocre marks throughout his learning years. He was always popular in the after school playground and rarely got into any fustics. At a very young age, the Straight of Gibraltar developed a taste for Tex-Mex cuisine and eats an item from that cuisine daily. After school he took up a career in waste management and spent most of his money buying more waste management equipment.
[edit] Accomplishments
In Gibraltar, the Straight of Gibraltar is most commonly known for his ability to be attracted to women. Sadly enough, all of the women of Gibraltar are homosexual. The Strait of Gibraltar is very lonely.
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