Street Fighter
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Street Fighter, introduced to the public in 1992 by Sega, has served as one of the most impressive and accurate Real-Time Strategy games for over a decade.
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[edit] Controls
There are 10 buttons and one joystick on the arcade cabinet of modern machines. The negative grace under pressure edge system had been tweaked due to excessive pressure put on the buttons, forcing arcade operators to replace buttons that had committed seppuku due to extreme pressure, see also north star.
The joystick and buttons look like this.
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Note: this is the standard arcade configuration. If you are using a/n Playstation 2, Xbox, or Nintendo Wii controller to play fighting games, you're screwed from the word go.
Note: In your average arcade at least four of the buttons will not respond to pressing or pounding them. The joystick may be permanently jacked into a direction other than neutral.
Note: These controls replaced the negative grace under pressure edge system controls, which were further replaced again by a non-ASCII control scheme.
Note: A few good players have been able to cast a tenfold sized hadouken by handling the lever with their mouths.
[edit] Story
The story is as follows:
Once upon a time, the world appeared, right after the Sega Master System boot sequence. Ryu, Sagat, and several other characters came to life. Ryu looped on attract mode for several hours while the sound was adjusted. Then God puteth a quarter therein. Ryu staggered around shakily while punching the air and kicking his opponents sometimes. They spoke to him from time to time, but were hard to understand.
Then Ryu met Sagat. Sagat won, so God puteth another quarter therein. Ryu fought Sagat again a few times, and figured out qcf+p. Sagat won again. But after the next quarter, Ryu did f,d,df+p a few times, It was mostly unresponsive, but it hit once, leaving a bloody valley on Sagat's chest, and Ryu won. A high score was entered, and the credits rolled. And God saw it was good
[edit] Later
A few years later, after Ryu existed in different dimensions, mostly looking crappy compared to the original, Ryu looked better. He was upset about not having a face in some versions of reality.
The new, better looking world appeared. Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, and many other busty characters came to life. Mayhem ensued.
[edit] Rules of Conduct As Specified through a historcial Viewpoint that had Undoubted Ramifications throughout the Real and Virtual Worlds both in Present and Past
Observed by all sane and rational persons, the tome of Street Fighter 2 Discipline was enacted after World War 2 in order to make sure that the terrible weapon known as being cheap was confined.
[edit] Other Important History Stuff
-Internatonal outcry after the war also called for limitations on the Final Atomic Buster and related controller input.
-All existing martial arts altered their sparring strategies after 1992 when the Street Fighter game revealed the uncanny potency of throwing your opponent after they block a quick jab or crouching kick.
[edit] Later...Turbo
Ryu was killed off in the starting sequence to Street Fighter V: Deadly Mistake by ancient rivals Sheng Long and The Car. Some fans believe this to be a silly plot twist designed to cash in, others point out that considering there are already seven zillion and four Street Fighter games and that Sega has enough money as it is, the company simply says "shut up and stop whining."
Ryu was given a funeral, where his friends and lack of any family attended. For this special occasion, they simply buried him in the middle of Nowhere, where his spirit will walk around freely. However, later he would resurface again for the next Street Fighter game, coming back as a zombie.
[edit] Comprehensive List of Most of the Characters
[edit] -Alpha/Pre-Alpha-
Adon - Former student of Sagat, currently a drop out.
Akuma - The man who likes to use fluorescent paint to make a Japanese letter appear on his back at random times.
Birdie - Flies around and poops on your car.
Bob Saget - Deviser of the deadly "Tiger Up Her Butt", otherwise known as the "Tiger Robocop".
Dan Hibiki - Inspired SNK to create Art of Fighting.
Eagle - Freddie Mercury wannabe who attacks people with sticks.
Gen - An old guy who should've quit the hitman business ever since he got cancer, but wishes to die fighting Akuma. Masochist.
Guy - Some dude. He also has a sister named "Gal".
Ken Masters - Wealthy Martial Artist and Lawyer who tried to sue the pants of off Ryu for stealing "his" techniques, even though it was actually Ken himself who ripped Ryu off.
Maki - Linka the kunoichi, with the power of WEEND!
Retsu - Who?
Ryu (pronounced "Leeyoogha") - The main character who basically wanders around barefoot all the time on the account he's a bum. Showers under waterfalls who he believes are fighting him. Possibly schizophrenic. Will fight for food.
Sakura - AKA The Ryu-Obsessed Creepy Stalker Girl. Talent mostly found in ability to eat hot dogs.
Sodom - A mysterious Wapanese criminal with a name too funny to ignore.
[edit] -II Series-
Balrog - Copied from the George Foreman Grill.
Blanka - Guile's pal Charlie on Mondays.
Cammy - One of M.Bison's "Dolls" with no memories of him molesting her, include moves such as "Cannon Dike" and of course "Spinning Knuckle" (known as "Spinning Around" in Sweden)
Chun Li - Founder of the Chun Li Dynasty.
Dee Jay - Annoying Jamaican guy who's always hopped up on LSD, hence his constant smiling.
E. Honda - Fat sumo guy, also the founder of Honda, rival of Mazda.
Fei Long - Copied from Virtua Fighter.
Guile - The Franco-American soldier.
M. Bison - Master of the Next-To-Fatal Final Role. Is sometimes seen with Juli and Juni, his sex Barbie dolls. Inspired by the real life dictator.
Mohandas Ghandi - You want a peace of this?
Tony Hawk - The infamous skater's Native American secret identity. Goes by the alias "T.Hawk"
Vega - Originally named "Vegetarian" in the Japanese version. Has a claw which magically jumps to his other hand when he faces the other direction, which he stole from a ninja named Geki. What a jerk.
Zangief - Jump, Roundhouse, Jump, Roundhouse, Jump...
[edit] -III Series-
Alex - Throws people. He tries to throw them helluva far like Mr. T, but is always seen as a lame and blatant copycat.
Dudley - The pimp mack daddy of the game, he pimp smack hoes, and rapes bitches for a living. He also spars with Akuma time to time...as in kicking the shit out of Akuma, and hangs with his buddy, Oscar Wilde.
Elena - The giddiest breakdancer in the world. Has no idea what punches are, despite having watched Dudley give Akuma a basic haymaker three times.
Gill - A clown who escaped from a circus wearing a tiny diaper, painted himself red and blue colors.
Hugo Andore - An overgrown wrestler followed by the transvestite who loves him.
Ibuki - Ninja. `Nuff said.
Makoto - The angry karate girl. She's a tomboy, which automatically indicates she is a lesbian.
Negro - A black guy who can stretch his limbs like Ghandi. Oh, and he loves to sing and pimps out his ho, Effie.
Oro - Old dirty man who constantly keeps one hand under his clothes to touch himself.
Q - Inspector Gadget in disguise.
Remy - Emo crybaby who hates everyone because they fight better then him. Is low-tier, despite his efforts to imitate a high-tier fighter.
Sean - The most widely respected and greatest fighter in the world, as they say. And he plays a mean game of basketball. Rumored to be Kobe Bryant in disguise.
Twelve - Brought to you by the letter R.
Urine - Gill's not-colored but also tiny-diaper-wearing brother, who is named after what goes into the toilet. No, not the brown thing. The thing that comes out the other end... theeeere ya go. You get it now.
Yang and Yun - Trowa Barton and Duo Maxwell, guest starring as Chinese brothers.
[edit] -From Other Series-
Al Gore - Akuma's Newest Disciple, fresh from training and ready to kick Global Warming Ass.
Cycloid Beta - The deepest, most complex and by far the most popular character to ever appear in the series. Has appeared in every single SF game ever made and is set to appear in the newest installment of Soul Calibur.
Cracker Jack - Everyone's favorite snack.
Ingrid - Mary Sue's alias. She would've been the star of the tournament, if it weren't for the likes of Chun Li, Mika, Elena, Sakura--heck, every other female fighter in the game.
Kairi - Yes, the same chick from that RPG that's half Disney property.
ManBearPig - Akuma warned Al Gore, now ManBearPig wants to check his ass.
Sheng Long - He exists, dammit!
Skullomania - Insane guy who thinks he's a superhero.
Megaman - Probably the cheapest character to ever appear in a fighting game.
- Strangely enough, the above characters became the only selectable characters in Capcom Fighting Evolution, all with 80% of their animation frames removed.
[edit] Pronunciation
[edit] Character Names
- Chun Li is pronounced so that it rhymes with "Hum Vee", not "Tune me".
- Zangief is pronounced so that it rhymes with "Spam Beef", rather than anything remotely Russian sounding like "Spam me hef".
- Charlie is pronounced like "barley", except the "char" is pronounced like "guy", and the "lie" is pronounced like "ull".
- Gen is pronounced like "Jem and the Holograms".
- Q is pronounced like "kee-yew", as in "kombat".
- Maki is pronounced so that it rhymes with "caky", not the Japanese sounding like "lucky".
[edit] Moves
“Tatsumacky... Tachypookacky... Uh, Tappysenkoo... Ah fuck it! I'm just gonna bash the foo' in the head!”
~ Balrog on using special moves
“shoryuken!”
~ Ryu on a helium overdose
The major special moves of Street Fighter 2 also have pronunciations details that should be observed:
- Abuken /A-boo-ken/ or /Ba-doo-ken/: Hadouken. Note that Hadouken is also the name of the following sequence of moves you make in a control: down + down-front + front + some other button that surely will be explained. Such as: "His secret move is two Hadoukens plus kick."
- Roriuken /Hoh-riu-ken/: Shouryuken, also known as Rori. Note that Shoryuken is also the name of the following sequence of moves you make in a control: fornt + down + down-front + some other button that surely will be explained. Such as: "Oh! He has a Shoryuken with low kick too!"
- Alec Full /Ah-leck-Phul/ : Sonic Boom.
- Paris Hall Hick /Pear-ass Holl Hik/ : Flash Kick
- Mimimi Down-Kick /mee-mee-mee down-kik/: Spinning Bird Kick
- Tiger Robocop /Ti-ger Roh-boh-kaw-p/ : Tiger Uppercut.
- Punch /Pán-chű/: Fist Strike
- Tchep-tchep-puruken /A-beck-set-boo-get /Amazing-Food-Kick, also /Rotak-tak-duruken/ Jack-jack-spear-jack / Jap-jap-jew-jap : There are several divergences about what is said in this tremendous movement. The producers declared officially that this is actually pronounced "Tatsumakisenpukyakarukensakuyatukenbakken", however, most of the people we have interviewed have sworn to acctually having heard either "hurricane kick" or "helicopter kick". Note that Tchep is also the name of the following sequence of moves you make in a control: down + down-back + back + some other button that surely will be explained. Such as: "His secret move is two Tcheps plus punch." This sequence is also called a "backwards Badooken." Alternatively, Ken pronounces it as "jap-jap-jew-jap" in regards to his anti-semitic/Japanese views.
[edit] Sagat's "Tiger Up-Her-Butt" controversy
Animal Rights activists Jesus and Mohammed Ali were none to amused when they found out that Sagat had a 'thing' for Tigers. While attending a Street Fight between Bob Sagat and Cammy, Jesus and Ali were horrified when Sagat screamed "Tiger Up-Her-Butt while thrusting his fist in the air, knocking out poor Cammy (aka Kylie Minogue). When confronted by Jesus, Sagat insisted that 'I don't do nothing like that to Tigers, ya' know, up their butts and stuff. I just hang out with them'. Ali went on to smack Sagat upside the head with a beef burger, and told him to stop 'hanging' with tigers. Sagat would change the move name to 'Tiger Robocop', which seems to please Jesus and Ali. 2 months ago, a picture was sent to Jesus which looked like Sagat once again hanging around with tigers. Who knows how this feud will end.
[edit] Hacked versions
Some guys over the world created some hacked versions of the Street Fighter games. Some of those versions include:
- Street Fighter 2 (Rainbow Edition) : This removed some of the characters and replaced by a more gay version of them.
- Street Fighter (red version) : Normal Street fighter with more gore on the game.
- Street Fingter Hentai : Chun li wa totemo kawai desu ne!!!!
- Street Mister T : Akuma is replaced with Mr.T, and Zinedine Zidane is also a selectable character, under the name Sagat. (He has an eyepatch to cover his identity)
- Street Fighter (Vito Sagat/Bob Saget version) : Sagat is replaced by his WWE counterpart (Big) Vito Sagat and Bob Saget is an unlockable character.
[edit] Games in the Series
- Street Fighter
- Street Fighter II
- Street Fighter II Plus
- Street Fighter II Plus+Plus
- Street Fighter II Turbo
- Street Fighter II Turbo Hyper Fighting
- Street Fighter II Hyper Turbo Fighting
- Street Fighter II Really Really Fast and We Mean it This Time
- Street Fighter II Lightspeed: We Lied
- Street Fighter II Beyond Lightspeed Dash Plus+Plus
- Street Fighter II Electric Boogaloo (AKA SF2 in the 70s)
- Street Fighter 2010 (AKA Ken in Space, Ken's Greatest Adventure, Ken in Odyssey 2)
- Street Fighter II Still Not III
- Street Fighter II Still Not III 2
- Street Fighter II Still Not III Turbo
- Street Fighter II: The Revenge ("This time, it's personal!")
- Street Fighter II Kart Racing
- Street Fighter II 2
- Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers
- Super Street Fighter II Turbo
- Super Street Fighter II Turbo Sheng Wrong Edition
- Hyper Street Fighter II
- Great Blazing Mega Ultra Super Maxi Extreme Street Fighter II Gold Part 3½ Ex Plus Special Omega-Alpha Impact Dash Legend 3000 Turbo X: The Brand New Extra Deadly Grand Power Championship Tournament Battle Lightning Edition! Featuring Mr. Dream
- Street Fighter Alpha
- Street Fighter Alpha 2
- Street Fighter Alpha 2 Gold, Silver, Bronze, & Platinum
- Street Fighter Alpha 3
- Street Fighter Alpha 3 Turbo (AKA What Really Happened)
- Street Fighter Alpha 3 Upper
- Street Fighter Alpha 3 Middle
- Street Fighter Alpha 3 Lower
- Street Fighter Beta: The Early Development
- Street Fighter Gamma (Special Hulk Edition)
- Street Fighter II the Movie: The Game
- Street Fighter II the Movie: The Game (now with more accurate character representation)
- Street Fighter Kidz
- Street Fighter Kidz II
- Street Fighter Kidz Turbo
- Street Fighter Kidz vs. Street Fighter II
- Sesame Street Fighter (Known as "Ryu's day off" in Portugal)
- Street Fighter III (AKA The Replacements)
- Street Fighter III Giant Attack (AKA Sloppy Seconds)
- Street Fighter III Third Strike (AKA when Rap meets Jap)
- Street Fighter III Fourth Parry
- Street Fighter Dan: The World Taunter
- Street Fighter II Advance
- Street Fighter II HD Remix
- Street Fighter II Low-Def Bum Edition
- street fighter ii lowercase
- STREET FIGHTER II ALL-CAPS
- Art of Fighting
Compilation Versions Include:
- Street Fighter Collection
- Street Fighter Collected Collection
- Street Fighter Collected Collection: The Collectors Edition
- Street Fighter Alpha Anthology
- Street Fighter Anniversary Edition
- Street Fighter Anniversary of the Anniversary Edition
- Street Fighter: The Bonus Rounds
- Street Fighter: The Bonus Rounds Turbo
- Street Fighter: The Bonus Rounds Turbo Remix (this time the car is PURPLE!)
- Street Fighter: The Bonus Rounds Turbo RE-Remix (features a new drum machine)
- Return of the Jedi
[edit] The VS. Series
Not content with doing the RTS thing on their own, the Street Fighters decided to leave behind the tennis racket and find new friends and foes in the VS games. These crossdressing games hosted some of the most unbelievable RTS wars ever seen by man or beast, and made Sega a lot of munny-wunny.
Games in the VS series'
- Street Fighter vs X-Men
- Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter
- Marvel Super Villains vs Street Fighter
- Sony vs Capcom
- Sega vs Capcom
- Nintendo vs Capcom
- Microsoft vs Capcom
- Marvel vs Capcom vs Sega
- Marvel vs Capcom 2 - New Breed of Awesome
- Capcom vs SNK
- Capcom vs SNK 2 - Mark of the millennium 1994
- Marvel vs Capcom vs SNK
- Capcom Vs. Tatsunoko
- Capcom Vs. Touhou
- Capcom Vs. Everybody
- M.U.G.E.N.
- M.U.G.E.N. II: Electric Boogaloo
[edit] Miscellaneous
There have been recent rumors surfacing about the near completion of Ryu's autobiography, the aptly named "Turbo: A Street Fighter Story or: How I learned to quit worrying and love the Shoryuken" should be hitting stores near you soon, Mortal Kombat fans worldwide are pleased.
[edit] Future Games
It has been confirmed that the production of a new Street Fighter game has started, focusing on the characters 40 years later, where they are all old and wrinkled and fighting to become the strongest senior citizen in the entire retirement home. The release date of this latest entry into the series is currently unknown. However, we can guarantee that they plan to make more versions of this same sequel shortly after the release of the first one. The story is based around the revitalized Sagat who smashed a window at an old folks home, and they declared a new tournament be held as revenge.
Also still confirmed to be under development is the long, long, long awaited sequel Street Fighter 4, pronounced Street Fighter FOUR! The game is based around a golfing tournament held by the one and only Master Retsu, who challenges the world to beat his hole in one winning streak. Playable characters include Shin Akuma, Evil Ryu, Violent Ken and Slightly Annoyed Dan who have all somehow been hypnotized by a reincarnated M.Bison to win him the cash prize of 10,000 Yen. However, recent protests by women's rights activists and Otaku's over the discarding of Chun Li (who was reported to be having tea with friends in South Town at the time) have halted the proceedings for at least a year, but recently the game has resumed it's progress.
[edit] See Also
- Street Fighter: The Movie
- Sega
- Chun Li Dynasty
- Mortal Wombat
- Beat 'em up
- Power Instinct
- The King of Fighters
- Guilty Gear - Which follows the same series trend.
