Strong Sad

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“Each day, we die a little more...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Strong Sad

“Ohhhhh some animal died.”

~ Homestar Runner on Strong Sad

“Not worth my spit.”

~ Chuck Norris on Strong Sad

“No, they're more like elephant feet.”

~ Strong Bad on Strong Sad

“Homestar, do you even have half a brain?”

~ Strong Sad on Homestar Runner

“There needs to be a better word for weird.”

~ Strong Sad on Strong Bad

“I hope some of that money is for buying me a new poster, you sure don't seem too broken up about that.”

~ Strong Sad on Strong Bad
Nothin' like watching a good ice cube fight!
Nothin' like watching a good ice cube fight!

Strong Sad (September 11, 1961 - ) is the youngest brother of Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and a social outcast.

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[edit] History

Strong Sad was hatched from an egg, and would never hear the end of it from his brothers, who were cloned from Chuck Norris's spit and thus ten times cooler. As a child, Strong Sad was hated by his peers as well for having a creepy, ghost-like gray body and elephant feet. He spent a lot of time in his room jacking off to pictures of Oscar Wilde and your mom.

[edit] Teen Years

As he grew older, Strong Sad showed a passion for emo poetry and homosexual tendencies. At the height of said homosexual tendencies, Strong Sad had a relationship with Homsar, his only friend in the world. Unfortunately, the relationship ended when Homsar was crushed by a heavy lourde. When he recovered, Homsar denied the relationship had happened. After this, Strong Sad started cutting himself and doing meth.

[edit] Crash

After three years of doing meth, Strong Sad was placed in a rehab center by Bubs and Coach Z, who were sick and tired of him taking from their stash and not paying for it. Strong Sad was clean for a year before he started abusing asprin and subsequently suffered a brain hemmorhage.

[edit] Death and Ressurection

Strong Sad died at the age of 45 (15 in human years) on a hot summer night during a cockfight. A devastated Homsar beat the shit out of Strong Sad's corpse, which somehow brought him back to life. Upon his ressurection, Strong Sad vowed to be a happier person and live life to its fullest.

That lasted a week before he started writing emo poetry and jacking off to pictures of your mom again.

[edit] Second Death

Strong Sad died again after being fed caffeine by his older brother. For three days, he lived on no sleep and general crack addict behavior before passing out dead during a fight with Coach Z. He mysteriously revived the next day with no explanations. Nobody even knew he'd been dead.

[edit] Current

These days, Strong Sad offers smartass commentary on people's daily lives. No one cares. He now calls himself bisexual; he still has homoerotic fantasies, but shortly before his death developed a boner for Marzipan, which he still has to this day. Unfortunately, Homestar Runner has not yet found out about this and attempted to beat the shit out of Strong Sad.

In addition to emo poetry and bisexuality, Strong Sad enjoys grody ethnic food such as rogan-josh pot pie and bakalava. He has a bizarre attachment to his underwear, particularly a pair of blue ones he once tore apart the internet searching for.

[edit] Blog

A chronicle of Strong Sad's sad life can be found here.

[edit] Other incarnations

In the 1930s, Strong Sad was CIA member Sickly Sam, a hungry skeleton wrapped in a potate sack. Before that, he was a hapless chef on the Titantic. Sickly Sam died in 1941 and spent 20 years partying in hell before his current incarnation hatched from his egg.

[edit] Quotes

  • "Each day we die a little more."
  • "I'm sad that I'm flying."
  • "Hey, man, this is a rogan-josh pot pie."
  • "I can't remember my legs!"
  • "Do you even have half a brain?"
  • "The world is saved! I found the blue ones!"
  • "That's it. I'm moving out."
  • "Weirdo."
  • "There're wood-davers everywhere!"
  • "Oh...Some animal died".
  • "This sucks!!"

[edit] See Also

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