Stupid
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βIt turns out that the cerebral tumour 'stupidity' is in fact contagious after allβ
~ The Information Slime Orb on Stupidity
βThere is no sin except stupidityβ
~ Oscar Wilde on YOU
βIf it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"β
~ Lewis Black on on some ass getting expelled from college
βSome Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is
so plentiful, is the basic building block of the
universe. I dispute that. I say there is more
stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic
building block of the universeβ
βStupidity is the lack of God, therefor, all of you atheists are just thatβ
~ The Bible on on Atheists
βHow stupid can you be?β
~ A Smart Person on on Your Mom
βI is not very very stupid one little tiny bitβ
~ Your Mom on on the above quote
βCanadians arn't stupid, they're hockey-playing, beer-drinking, peace-makersβ
~ Nick W on claims of Canadians being stupid
βUm...β
~ Some Stupid person
βDuh...β
~ Some other Stupid person
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[edit] An Introduction to Stupidity
βI'm not stupid, i just hate thinkingβ
~ layabout on stupidity
Stupidity is the term for people with an IQ, or Intelligence Quotient, of less than 27. For example, the person who wrote the page before it was edited.
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~ The Former Author on in the former Article
Stupid people pretty much rule the world. The world is full of them, and they are an inescapable part of life. The rest of us just have to deal with them. There are many types of stupid people in the world, and if you look closely you may even see them in your own life. For example, there are the people who live to screw up life. These are medium-level stupid people. There are the low-level stupid people: people who are harmless in their stupidity. Then there are high-level stupid people, such as mass murderers and Hitler.
[edit] Uses
Stupidity is God's prefered method of population control. Chuck Norris is his second, unless combined with stupidity, in which you are seen by Chuck Norris. In that event, you will not have enough time to shoot yourself before your inevitable meeting with Chuck's foot and your face.
[edit] The History Of Stupidity
Evidence of ancient stupidity has been found in the cave paintings on the banks of the Tigris and Missouri rivers in Missouri. In an attempt to throw you off course, we will now start talking about the stupid paintings because of your ignorance. In these paintings, we see young warriors being slain by their enemies, having ridden into battle wielding little more than swords fashioned from rolled-up papyrus (this was at a time when bronze swords were all the rage). In recent years though, experts are now uncertain whether such forms of stupidity could have existed at a time so long before the clergy first appeared. (WTF?) But the most ancient stupidity of all is considered by 17 out of 23 deceased radio-show writers to be the creation of the universe, which made a lot of people very angry and was widely regarded as a bad idea. This stupidity could only be a symptom of common boredom.
[edit] WTF is that on about?
Other evidence of stupidity has also been discovered from the dark ages, in which the Domesday Book records that peasants and nobles alike shall go forth and work the land for 60 head of cattle per day. Historians agree that this indeed was stupid at a time when the bartering system had not even been invented yet. The Bayeux Tapestry, also clearly shows King Henry the Eighth, paying his first wife, Elizabeth the First, buff up his shoe leather.
[edit] The Mathematics of Stupidity
The field of the Mathematics of Stupidity is currently in it infancy, however lately much progress has been made. Approx 17' and 87" ago famed mathematician and TV geologist Hugh Laurie while taking a coffee break from filming "This Olde House" and invented Bob's second corollary to the peanut butter evolution principle of gravy.
BSCTTPBEP mainly consists of taking the math of chaos theory and randomly dividing by 0.
However, the equations caused a wormhole to open up into the pre-time before the Big Bang, and someone ate a pies ass causing stupid particles (moron-ons) to flood into our space-time. Now during that time it is said that the vampire lesbians said that they wanted eric cartmans barin but he refused to sell his pancreatic juices and said that was pantshittinglyawsometasticly weird but cool. Also the stupid peeple said it to be s-m-r-t
[edit] Cars
They have an engine and four wheels, they are amazing they roll on their wheels. It seems like the people that drive cars under stupidity are cars that are labeled Smart Cars. p.s. the writer of this article would like to express the fact that this has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. he just hasn't said so yet so i'm saying it for him
[edit] Levels of Stupidity
Below are the levels of stupidity, listed from least stupid to most stupid
[edit] People That ARE STUPID
- Smart people backwards
- A NBA-Supa Star!!
- People that brick there PSP's
- peepl thatdon no howdo spel
- Stupid Head
- People with gagues bigger then there ears
- P30p13 wh0 d0n7 und3r574nd 1337 5p34k
- Your mom
[edit] Antonyms
Asians, Jews, 60% of Caucasians, people with glasses that dress really well, SAT scores above 2000
