Stupid White Article

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This article is stupid. it is a STUPID ARTICLE. It is a stupid WHITE ARTICLE! And that means someone is going down!

[edit] Da who be going down.

You be going down, yo. Dis article ain't like some pansy wansy fansy article like the ones you're used to, yo. This article is going to hunt you down and kill you, yo. This article is going to take a crap in your toilet and not apologizille, yo. This article is going to say yo a lot, yo. And that's because dis article ain't friendly, yo. So go to your pansy world and hide under a cushion while singing the hello kitty theme song, because dis article ain't got da time for pansies like you. yo.

Wow. That was extuataingly manly.

But you know what ain't manly, yo? YOU! You ain't manly! And you're going down, i don't care how! Yo are a loser yo! And yo be going down!

[edit] Da how he be going down.

He gonna be like "ARGH! Who is dis crazy foo'?" And i be like "I be you're worst nightmare, yo!" And he gonna be like "Argh! Are you the one with the cabbage and the whirry knife thing?"

And i gonna be like "Guh?"

And he gonna be like "I mean da one wit da cabbage and the whirry knife thing!"

And i gonne ba like "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?"

And he gonna be like "ARGH! Are you da one wit da giant smurfs who be angry at da stepping on of 'dem?

And i gonna be conufsalicous, yo.

And den he gonna be all "Or... Or are you da one where i have ta use a lame discworld reference to make dis article funny?"

And i gonna be so confused at dis crazy foo' dat i gonna head asplode. yo.

[edit] Plan b

And so i go back to dat foo' and i be like "No! I be da one where some guy comes out of nowhere and kills you for being a stupid white article!"

And then he'll die, with the shizzle, life is fizzle, deadalicious, says confucsious!

And you know what?...

Me neither.

[edit] Conclusionizzle

The lesson is- DON'T READ STUPID WHITE ARTICLES!!!