Stupid warning
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Stupid warnings are warnings that are unnecessary, either because the warning itself is extremely obvious or explained by something else, often what the product itself is used for. Examples can be seen below.
The information contained in this article is dangerous.
Do not try this at home, kids; go over to a friend's house.
[edit] Examples
- On a bottle of sleeping pills: May cause drowsiness
- On a bottle of pills: Internal use only
- On a bottle of cyanide pills: Side effects include: Nausea, loss of sleep, death
- On a pocketknife: Small Parts. Not for children under the age of 3.
- On a video game: If you have had experiences in which video games have led to serious injury or death, consult your doctor before playing this game.
- On a foldable baby carriage: Warning! Remove child before folding!
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- if unsure if liquid is choloform, smell it
- On a box containing any electric tool: connect the plug to a power source before switching on.
- do not commit suicide if you are allergic to death
- all blind people are to reread this article
- your house is on fire, quickly cancel your mail
- A sign: Open 24 Hours a Day Except Thursday.
- A sign: Open 7 Days A Week, SUNDAYS too.
- A sign: Open 24/7, so come back when were open.
- If you're illiterate, just check out this page to get cured!
- In microscopic writing on the inside of a nut: Warning, using microscopes for extended periods of time can damage your eyes, and this product DOES contain nuts. Possibly.
- On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hand or genitals.
- On a power drill: Not for dental use.[1]
- On a wheelbarrow: Not for use on highways or interstates.[2]
- On a food processer: not for the other use
- On a screwdriver: DO NOT INSERT INTO PENIS
