Stupid
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“There is no sin except stupidity”
~ Oscar Wilde on Stupidity, duh!
“Anyone who looks up the word 'Stupid'.”
~ A sensible person on the definition of Stupid
Stupidity is the term for people with an IQ, or Intelligence Quotient, of less than 27. For example, the person who wrote this Article before I edited it.
“"Stupidityiz da term fer da avrige intilligins uv da massis (fer xampul, you r uh stoopid reeturd), nohn az sheep or won hoo iz Xtremelee smart butt apeerz naht too bee, lyke Danny Devilalalalalallaala ahhhhh..........emmmm..........,,,,,,,,,,what this isabout again................//////////////////..i ike orangees O-R-A-N-G-E-S- OYEAH@ LUV DE ORANges...to...”
~ The Former Author of this Article on stupidity
Stupid people pretty much rule the world, like Bush. The world is full of them, and they are an inescapable part of life. The rest of us just have to deal with them. There are many types of stupid people in the world, and if you look closely you may even see them in your own life. For example, there are the people who live to screw up life. These are medium-level stupid people. There are the low-level stupid people: people who are harmless in their stupidity. Then there are high-level stupid people, such as mass murderers and Hitler.
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[edit] The History Of Stupidity
Evidence of ancient stupidity has been found in the cave paintings on the banks of the Tigris and Missouri rivers in Missouri. In an attempt to throw you off course, we will now start talking about the stupid paintings because of your ignorance. In these paintings, we see young warriors being slain by their enemies, having ridden into battle wielding little more than swords fashioned from rolled-up papyrus (this was at a time when bronze swords were all the rage). In recent years though, experts are now uncertain whether such forms of stupidity could have existed at a time so long before the clergy first appeared. (WTF?) But the most ancient stupidity of all is considered by 17 out of 23 deceased radio-show writers to be the creation of the universe, which made a lot of people very angry and was widely regarded as a bad idea. This stupidity could only be a symptom of common boredom.
[edit] WTF is that on about?
Other evidence of stupidity has also been discovered from the dark ages, in which the Domesday Book records that peasants and nobles alike shall go forth and work the land for 60 head of cattle per day. Historians agree that this indeed was stupid at a time when the bartering system had not even been invented yet. The Bayeux Tapestry, also clearly shows King Henry the Eighth, paying his first wife, Elizabeth the First, buff up his shoe leather.
[edit] The Mathematics of Stupidity
Stupid people often come from other stupid people. Just like smart people come from smart people. We will call the stupid person X, so when X mixes with X you natrually, these being stupid people, get X, another stupid person. To avoid this, stupid people should have sex with animals that are dumber than they are, if its too hard to find one, I guess a smarter animal would be OK.
Now you may ask, "What about a stupid person and a smart person?" Well...lets make the smart person * and the stupid person is still X. Now when * combines with X you get an impossible equation so the child is a deformed mutant freak who resembles Gearge Bush. This retarded, yet charismatic freak then runs for president of the U.S.A and fucks everything (and everyone) up. Of course Gorge Bush was the result of a stupid and a smart person, who had no business together, getting together and making it their business.
[edit] Cars
They have an engine and four wheels, they are amazing! They roll on their wheels and can go faster than bikes. It seems like the people that drive cars under stupidity are cars that are labeled Smart Cars. p.s. the writer of this article would like to express the fact that this has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. he just hasn't said so yet so i'm saying it for him. anywho, i love you I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW and i hope you can love me back...? well, just as i suspected. you don't know who i am!?!?! mwa-ha-ha-ha...**cough cough** [have to stop doing that]
[edit] Ways To Find Stupidity In YOUR Neighbourhood!
I haven't seen any stupid people around me, you say? Well, thats because you are stupid. So that you don't become a mindless, stupid, brain hungry person, I will show u a list of how to notice: STUPID PEOPLE!!!!
- If the person picks their nose and then looks at the booger to see if it is bloody, THEY'RE STUPID.
- If the person looks up stupid in the dictionary, chances are, THEY'RE STUPID.
- If the person spends time thinking about what they ate last night, you guessed it, they're probably stupid.
- If the person's science project is abot werewolves, then they are stupid.
- If the person fails to answer "Where were you educated" on a resume, they are obviously stupid
- If the person has read all the boring paragraphs above before reading this one, THEN THEY'RE IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL!
I hope you read this first and you read it well, because you never know when a stupid person could come over to your house and ask for a peace of gum. YOUR GUM.
