Sucking

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“YOU SUCK!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on sucking (hard)

“EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!”

~ Americans on everything

A game of sucking awaits...

Huzzah!

Suck or simply sucking is an extremely popular international sport. The sport, which was only considered a hobby until 1969, is noted for its extreme difficulty and precise execution. Currently twenty nations have their own team in the ISL (International Sucking League).

Some don't consider it to be an actual sport like football, while others are advocates that it is one of the most extreme and grueling sports (like golf).

1 ISL Rules
2 ISL Teams
3 Acronym usage
4 See also

[edit] ISL Rules

The ISL strictly enforces numerous rules, that if broken, lead to an automatic disqualification. The rules are listed below:

No using of the hands for entire duration of the game.
Absolutely no lubrication can be used.
Moaning during sucking is not permitted.
On the third Friday of every month, if the weather is cooperative, during the competition, while sucking, a participant may agitate a bowl of scorpions with their feet if they so wish. The participant is immediately disqualified upon being stung and/or raped by the scorpions, or if they begin to sing anything performed by Barry Manilow.