Super Bowl Shuffle
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“I ain't come here to cause no trouble, I just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle”
~ Da Bears on Super Bowl Shuffle
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Da Bears singles chronology
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[edit] History
The Super Bowl Shuffle is a song, regarded by most critics as one of the most influential masterpieces in Gangster rap history. The brainchild in 1985 by recording legend William "The Refrigerator" Perry, it has spawned a number of highly imitated, yet never duplicated sound-a-likes. Most notably the Lobster Claw, by the 2000 Baltimore Ravens.
[edit] Criticism
Punky QB known as McMahon has publicly regretted involvement in the project. "At the time I thought I was so cool, but all I really wanted was to please. I soon realized that I needed to look inward at my own needs."
It was also once written by popular author Oscar Wilde, "Those Mother Fuckers are doin it because they're Greedy." Before his untimely ascention into the Kingdom of Heaven, Walter Payton countered that the Bears were doin it to feed the needy. Ironically the Bears were not trying to start no trouble by releasing the song. This drew attention from Eazy E who signed Jim mcmahon for his lyrics. McMahon went on to release "muthaphukkazkeeptradingmetoadifferenttemawithmynothrowing" He made a diss track aimed at Buddy Ryan where is said the imfamous line "im so clean i could never be muddy/even if i was a ryan we could never be buddies" The line appeared on t ahirts every where. After that McMahon started his own label signing Mike Ditka as "Mike Dicks her", Elvis presley, and Brian Piccolo. A week later Piicolo was killed in a drive by in South Central Bel Air. McMahon sold the rights of the super Bowl shuffle in 2006 to Ohio State, who did it twice and called it The BCS shuffle"
